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by **The Joester** on Wed Aug 08, 2001 2:46 am

I thought we needed a new topic. Jerry Lee Lewis is coming to a fair here for a free concert. Talk about washed up.
The funny part is the fair people advertised it with this cheap-ass commercial where this nerdy dude is playing the piano all wild-like, when his not-as-attractive-as-mine yet sexually nonthreatening sidekick said; "I didn't know you played the piano!"
And he said "Oh yeah, Jerry Lee Lewis is my idol."
That's funny, because Jerry Lee Lewis is a pedophile. P.S., it turned out that he wasn't really playing the piano, he had a CD player under it! HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH! Oh, why can't i write jokes like that?Edited because it's hard to hit the right keys. ------------------
<A HREF="http://situationnowhere.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>~Joe</A>[This message has been edited by The Joester (edited 08-08-2001).]

by **In Stereo** on Wed Aug 08, 2001 6:18 am

Well, I still haven't thought of a reply to this. Ignore this, as this message will self-destruct.

by **SuperJoe** on Thu Aug 09, 2001 2:28 am

I was touched by that...

by **In Stereo** on Thu Aug 09, 2001 4:28 am

Ok, I can say that. He's touched some kids before, in some not-nice ways.

by **The Joester** on Thu Aug 09, 2001 8:21 am

Why don't you tell us about how Jerry Lee Lewis is a kid toucher?------------------
<A HREF="http://situationnowhere.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>~Joe</A>

by **Psiogen** on Fri Aug 10, 2001 8:06 am

Touch

by **Andrew The SuperBrit** on Sat Aug 11, 2001 5:27 am

Is it still pedophilia if the kid starts touching the guy back?------------------
-- AndrewThe Big Book of British Pick-Up Lines:"I'm British, so come heat me up, baby""I'm British, so come whiten my teeth, baby""Come to Britain and get 'wet', baby"

by **In Stereo** on Tue Aug 14, 2001 4:15 am

No, that would be dubbed "issues."

by **Geoff** on Tue Aug 14, 2001 5:39 am

major issues

by **The Joester** on Tue Aug 14, 2001 5:58 am

Oh, i dunno...if he takes you our for dinner and a movie before hand it's the least you can do. ------------------
<A HREF="http://situationnowhere.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>~Joe</A>

by **In Stereo** on Wed Aug 15, 2001 2:18 am

So THAT'S your tactic!

by **Geoff** on Wed Aug 15, 2001 3:23 am

wow, that's dirty

by **The Joester** on Wed Aug 15, 2001 6:12 am

I have a sunburn. ------------------
<A HREF="http://situationnowhere.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>~Joe</A>

by **Geoff** on Wed Aug 15, 2001 8:05 am

maybe you, but not me.

by **The Joester** on Thu Aug 16, 2001 12:18 am

No one cares about jackie's sunburn. This is about my sunburn!------------------
<A HREF="http://situationnowhere.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>~Joe</A>

by **SuperJoe** on Thu Aug 16, 2001 6:16 am

Awww... Bathe in milk, Joe.
I hear it's good for sunburns...
From a crazy home remedy book.

by **Geoff** on Thu Aug 16, 2001 8:22 am

Apparently, so does Jackie.

by **In Stereo** on Fri Aug 17, 2001 2:35 am

Who has that much milk and what happens to it when you're done bathing in it? I WANNA KNOW!

by **The Joester** on Fri Aug 17, 2001 2:40 am

A grocery store, and...I suppose you find a truckload of cookies. ------------------
<A HREF="http://situationnowhere.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>~Joe</A>

by **In Stereo** on Fri Aug 17, 2001 4:56 am

I dunno about you, but that sounds like a mission to me.

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