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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2001 5:16 am
by Knomey
Hey. Get off my side of the message board. *eyenarrow*<P>------------------
Put the scythe down and turn around slowly.
<A HREF="
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2001 6:58 am
by Insomniac
Life is like a cookie......
<IMG SRC="
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2001 7:00 am
by Insomniac
That is it. Go home. no more advice for you!
Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2001 10:22 am
by In Stereo
PIE FIGHT!<P>But first, a few messages from the Thai restaurant I ate at. Ahem. ::reads fortune cookie papers::<P>
To be loved, be lovable.<P>We can learn from everyone, especially from our enemies.<P>
Ok...wait for it...<P>
...almost ready...<P>yeah...yeah...almost...<P>
ok. NOW! PIE FIGHT!
Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2001 10:33 am
by The Joester
I am home<P>------------------
<A HREF="
http://situationnowhere.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>~Joe</A>
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2001 2:13 am
by Insomniac
Everyone knows that when you read a fortune cookie you're supposed to add "in bed" to the end of the fortune. Duh!<P>Revised fortunes:<P>~To be loved, be loveable "in bed."
Ha! That was funny.
Or how about this one,<P>~We can learn from everyone, especially from our enemies "in bed!"<P>Ha ha ha ha ha.... phew! Oh I kill me!<P>Oh, wait a tick! Almost forgot about my own fortune edit,<P>~Life is like a cookie.... in bed.<P>Ok, so that last one didn't work as well as the others. Doesn't mean it isn't as funny. <IMG SRC="
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2001 2:15 am
by Insomniac
Ok, ok, I'll admit it.<P>It really isn't as funny as the other two. <P>There! Are you happy now?! sheesh,
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2001 2:22 am
by Insomniac
Just so you know I posted these at 6:20 AM, not 3:20 AM. And no, i didn't wake up this early. I was transported to this time through a time rip in space. Who in their right mind would wake up this early in the summer morning when there is nothing to do?
You probably would you sicko! You disgust me you know.
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2001 7:08 am
by Insomniac
My name is Frank, not Nick's brother! thank you <IMG SRC="
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With Insomnia nothing is real, everything is a copy of a copy of a copy.~ Fight Club
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2001 8:53 am
by The Joester
Y'see jackie? People actually do that with fortune cookies. <P>That's why I always carry this one in my wallet <P>*ahem* It may be well to consult others before taking unuaual action.<P>
Gees, Nick's brother, get it together. The board is on pacific time, there's nothing i can do about it. <P>------------------
<A HREF="
http://situationnowhere.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>~Joe</A>
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2001 10:24 am
by In Stereo
You are all aware that my sworn enemy is the microwave, right? Does that mean I have to take a kitchen appliance to bed so I can learn from it?
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 11:18 am
by The Joester
yes, but I know nick and I've never met you. <P>But thanks for clearing that up.<P>------------------
<A HREF="
http://situationnowhere.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>~Joe</A>
Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2001 12:00 am
by Insomniac
You're welcome!<P>------------------
With Insomnia nothing is real, everything is a copy of a copy of a copy.~ Fight Club
Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2001 12:55 am
by SuperJoe
Hey! I'm like an appliance! Take me to bed... no wait...
What's wrong with me, trying to get the interest of somebody I've never even met?
It's like Jess all over again, and you know how that turned out...<P>Oh wait. I don't suppose you people do...
LOOK OUT!
ALIEN BUFFALO... WITH SPOONS!<P>------------------
Oy! You there! Look!
<A HREF="
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<A HREF="
http://comicollage.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>Comicollage</A> shows you that... It shows you nothing!
<A HREF="
http://spoon.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>Spoon on High</A> featuring Fire On The Mountian. But only on Sundays.
<A HREF="
http://www.fourtoontellers.com" TARGET=_blank>The Four Toon Tellers</A> is the last of these links. Big whoop!
"You're fast becoming the Don Juan of the 'Space, Joe!" says Damonk. So you know it's true!
Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2001 4:25 am
by In Stereo
Well...uhh...congratulations on the appliance pick-up line. That's a new one.
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2001 6:03 am
by Andrew The SuperBrit
Pick-up lines rule. Especially British ones:<P>------------------
<B>-- Andrew<P>The Big Book of British Pick-Up Lines:</B><P><B>1)</B> "I'm British, so come heat me up, baby"<P><B>2)</B> "I'm British, so come whiten my teeth, baby"<P><B>3)</B> "Come to Britain and get 'wet', baby"
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2001 9:27 am
by The Joester
British people are stoo-pid<P>------------------
<A HREF="
http://situationnowhere.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>~Joe</A>
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2001 1:47 am
by Geoff
yeah, British people are ick.
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2001 3:48 am
by SuperJoe
YEAH!
MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE!
Oh wait.. no they aren't.
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2001 3:48 am
by In Stereo
Should I call a pyrotechnician? Or would a simple pyromaniac do?
