<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BillBrd1:
<B> Hmmm....let's see what those surprises could be?<P>The Sixth Sense method:
It's everyone else who sees the auras, not Cotton.<P>The Crying Game method:
The human is really a furry!<P>The Empire Strikes Back method:
The human is Cotton's father!<P>The Return of the Jedi method:
The premier is Cotton's sister!<P>The Wild Things method:
Martin doublecrosses the mayor, who doublecrosses Cotton, who doublecrosses the premier, who doublecrosses the human, who doublecrosses Gene, who gets the money from Bill Murray.<P>The Dallas method:
Gene wakes up in bed, hears a noise in the bathroom and it's CatsWhisker drying her hair. She turns around, cheerfully says "Good morning" and that's the end.<P>The Bob Newhart Show method:<P>Gene wakes up on Yerf, goes to a cafe and meets with Kevin J. Dog. Gene tells him he had the strangest dream. Kevin tells Gene that he warned him not to drink coffee before bed.<P>The Clue method:<P>It was Gene in the ballroom with the lead pipe.<P>It was Cotton in the kitchen with the rope.<P>It was the premier in the bathroom with the knife.<P>
The Wizard of Oz method:<P>The premier tells Cotton to wiggle his ears three times and say there's no place like home.....there's no place like home....there's no place like home<P>Cotton wakes up and he's in bed surrounded by Gene, Martin, Bev, CatsWhisker, the premier, and the human. <P>Cotton: I had the strangest dream! And you were in it, and you and you...<P>It turns out the coffee had caused Cotton to hallucinate and in a state of delirium, he ran out into the street and was hit by the human's car. The human came to see if Cotton was OK. <P>The Scooby Doo method:<P>They capture the human. <P>Cotton: Now let's see who this human really is. <P>He pulls off a mask.<P>Everyone gasps: That squirrel bodyguard who was a spy!<P>Cotton explains why the squirrel did it. <P>The squirrel: And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling furs!
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>*insane chuckle* If <I>ANYONE</I> ever deserved
to have a TV show of their own, it's you! < <IMG SRC="
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