When I do my little rambling stories like the one I did about me and Gene getting kidnapped, I just let those flow. I have no set plotline or set ending when I do these stories. I enjoy that because basically I'm writing the story as it comes to me.
On this one, I won't do it that way. This is based on a Monkees episode. In fact it's me and some other characters re-enacting the episode.
Keep in mind it is only a fanfic and has nothing to do with the story going on in Gene Catlow.
Here we go:
If Bill Pellic, Gene Catlow, Arlo (from the comic Dylan by Rory O'Bannion), and Dylan (also from the comic Dylan) decided to form a music band, what would they be?
This is what I did. Meet the Frisbees! Yes, inspired by the Monkees!
Here are Gene, Bill, Dylan, and Arlo doing one of my favorite Monkees episodes!
Bill (me) is pretty much in Davy Jones' role. Arlo is pretty much in Mickey Dolenz's role. Gene is in Mike Nesmith's role. Dylan is in Peter Tork's role.
You might see a few surprise guests in the story!
Another of Bill's little stories
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:: The Frisbees are playing at a dinner banquet honoring the highly respected Professor Burton Badgerton::
::Badgerton is giving a speech::
Badgerton: So you see, war is war. Peace is peace. And science is ::chuckles:: well, science.
::crowd erupts into thunderous applause::
Dylan: I never quite heard it put that way.
Gene: What?
:: Dylan goes up to congratulate the professor. Nobody is aware that the evil Dr. Catlove is there!::
Dylan: Professor Badgerton, I want to congratulate you on such a great speech!
Badgerton: Oh thank you, my dear boy!
::Badgerton slips a note into Dylan's hand just as Dr. Catlove comes up to them::
Dr. Catlove: Excuse me, Professor Badgerton?
Would you step over here, please? There's something I need to show you.
::Badgerton appears nervous but follows::
:: Dylan looks down at the note::
Dylan (reading the note) : I'm being taken to the Furriston Clinic.
:: Puzzled, Dylan walks back up to the stage and tries to talk to Gene::
Dylan: A funny thing happened to my on my way to the bandstand.
Gene: Well, we don't have time. We have to perform in a few minutes.
Dylan: But the professor handed this note to me.
Gene (grabs the note and puts it in his pocket) : We'll read it later! Right now, we have to play!
:: Dylan turns around and Professor Badgerton is gone::
Dylan: Professor Badgerton? Professor Badgerton? Professor Badgerton?
:: Dr. Catlove nods to somebody whom we can't see::
::Suddenly, Dylan is knocked out by a mallet and taken away!::
::Badgerton is giving a speech::
Badgerton: So you see, war is war. Peace is peace. And science is ::chuckles:: well, science.
::crowd erupts into thunderous applause::
Dylan: I never quite heard it put that way.
Gene: What?
:: Dylan goes up to congratulate the professor. Nobody is aware that the evil Dr. Catlove is there!::
Dylan: Professor Badgerton, I want to congratulate you on such a great speech!
Badgerton: Oh thank you, my dear boy!
::Badgerton slips a note into Dylan's hand just as Dr. Catlove comes up to them::
Dr. Catlove: Excuse me, Professor Badgerton?
Would you step over here, please? There's something I need to show you.
::Badgerton appears nervous but follows::
:: Dylan looks down at the note::
Dylan (reading the note) : I'm being taken to the Furriston Clinic.
:: Puzzled, Dylan walks back up to the stage and tries to talk to Gene::
Dylan: A funny thing happened to my on my way to the bandstand.
Gene: Well, we don't have time. We have to perform in a few minutes.
Dylan: But the professor handed this note to me.
Gene (grabs the note and puts it in his pocket) : We'll read it later! Right now, we have to play!
:: Dylan turns around and Professor Badgerton is gone::
Dylan: Professor Badgerton? Professor Badgerton? Professor Badgerton?
:: Dr. Catlove nods to somebody whom we can't see::
::Suddenly, Dylan is knocked out by a mallet and taken away!::
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::after the gig is over, the rest of the Frisbees are puzzled as to why Dylan took off::
Bill: You know, it's not like Dylan to take off in the middle of a gig.
Arlo: He sure takes a lot of looking after, doesn't he?
Gene: Oh, not any more than your average aircraft carrier.
::Bill and Arlo look at each other::
Gene: We better find him.
::Sees Dr. Catlove and taps him on the shoulder::
Dr. Catlove: Don't do that!
Gene: Uh sorry, but have you seen our musician friend? He kinda vanished.
Dr. Catlove: Well, I don't know much about musicians but you are musicians, no?
Bill: Yes, and we---
Dr. Catlove (impatiently) : Then why aren't you playing? Why don't you do what you've been hired to do?
(Gene, Arlo, and Bill walk off)
Arlo: Big help.
::Gene remembers something and pulls the note out of his pocket::
Gene: I just remembered! Dylan gave me this just before the gig! (reads note) I am being taken to the Furriston Clinic. C'mon! Let's go!
(Later, at the Furriston Clinic)
Gene: Dylan must've come here looking for Professor Badgerton.
::Gene, Arlo, and Bill walk into the lobby::
:: A nurse (played by CatsWhisker) sees them::
Nurse CW: Yes, may I help you?
::All 3 talk at the same time::
Bill: Here, I'll do it. Hi, um, we're looking for our friend Dylan. He came here looking for a Professor Um...uh...Burgess?
Arlo: Burlap?
Gene: Benton?
::all 3 rattle off names as they try to remember::
Nurse CW: Professor Badgerton?
All 3: Yes! That's it!
Nurse CW: I'm sorry, we have no Professor Badgerton here.
::Gene, Arlo, and Bill look at each other puzzled::
Nurse CW: What did you say your friend's name was again?
Bill: Dylan.
Nurse CW (looking at a list of patients) : Hmmm....David....Dennis.....Desmond......Dusty....
Arlo: Hey, that's pretty good! Can you do "She sells seashells down by the seashore"?
Nurse CW: I'm sorry, there's no Dylan here!
Gene: Well, thanks anyway.
::The Frisbees leave just as Dr. Catlove, who'd been watching from a doorway, walks in::
Dr. Catlove: What did those men want, nurse?
Nurse CW: They were looking for the friend and some guy named Badgerton. I've never heard of them.
Dr. Catlove (obviously lying) : No, neither have I.
Bill: You know, it's not like Dylan to take off in the middle of a gig.
Arlo: He sure takes a lot of looking after, doesn't he?
Gene: Oh, not any more than your average aircraft carrier.
::Bill and Arlo look at each other::
Gene: We better find him.
::Sees Dr. Catlove and taps him on the shoulder::
Dr. Catlove: Don't do that!
Gene: Uh sorry, but have you seen our musician friend? He kinda vanished.
Dr. Catlove: Well, I don't know much about musicians but you are musicians, no?
Bill: Yes, and we---
Dr. Catlove (impatiently) : Then why aren't you playing? Why don't you do what you've been hired to do?
(Gene, Arlo, and Bill walk off)
Arlo: Big help.
::Gene remembers something and pulls the note out of his pocket::
Gene: I just remembered! Dylan gave me this just before the gig! (reads note) I am being taken to the Furriston Clinic. C'mon! Let's go!
(Later, at the Furriston Clinic)
Gene: Dylan must've come here looking for Professor Badgerton.
::Gene, Arlo, and Bill walk into the lobby::
:: A nurse (played by CatsWhisker) sees them::
Nurse CW: Yes, may I help you?
::All 3 talk at the same time::
Bill: Here, I'll do it. Hi, um, we're looking for our friend Dylan. He came here looking for a Professor Um...uh...Burgess?
Arlo: Burlap?
Gene: Benton?
::all 3 rattle off names as they try to remember::
Nurse CW: Professor Badgerton?
All 3: Yes! That's it!
Nurse CW: I'm sorry, we have no Professor Badgerton here.
::Gene, Arlo, and Bill look at each other puzzled::
Nurse CW: What did you say your friend's name was again?
Bill: Dylan.
Nurse CW (looking at a list of patients) : Hmmm....David....Dennis.....Desmond......Dusty....
Arlo: Hey, that's pretty good! Can you do "She sells seashells down by the seashore"?
Nurse CW: I'm sorry, there's no Dylan here!
Gene: Well, thanks anyway.
::The Frisbees leave just as Dr. Catlove, who'd been watching from a doorway, walks in::
Dr. Catlove: What did those men want, nurse?
Nurse CW: They were looking for the friend and some guy named Badgerton. I've never heard of them.
Dr. Catlove (obviously lying) : No, neither have I.
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::Meanwhile, Dr. Catlove and our arrogant bear from GC (his name in this story will be Bruno but that isn't his name in the GC comic) look over an unconscious Professor Badgerton. Dylan sits in a chair tied up.::
Dr. Catlove: Ah, good. The patient is stil unconscious.
Bruno : He never should've given that note to that guy.
Dr. Catlove: It was too late. We had to act immediately. But it doesn't matter. In a few hours, we will transport Professor Badgerton out of the country and Furriston will lose one of its greatest scientists! ::mad scientist laugh::
Bruno: What about him? (refers to Dylan)
Dylan: Yeah, what about me?
Bruno: Shut up!
Dylan: You can't talk to me that way! I need love and understanding. My mohter abandoned me! My sister rejected me! I've lost all my confidence! And now this operation!
Dr. Catlove: What is that?
Dylan: Ben Casey, Act 1!
::Bruno pulls out a gun::
Dr. Catlove: Stop! What are you doing?!
Bruno: He knows too much!
Dylan (flattered) : Thank you!
Dr. Catlove: We can't afford a murder! Besides, I know a better solution! But first, let's check on the other patients in the clinic. The daily routine of this clinic must not be disrupted or people will get suspicious!
::Both Bruno and Dr. Catlove leave::
:: Dylan sees a mirror and inches towards it in the chair::
Dylan: SHAZZAM!
::the mirror smashes::
Dylan: Oh well, looks like another 7 years of bad luck for Captain Marvel!
Dr. Catlove: Ah, good. The patient is stil unconscious.
Bruno : He never should've given that note to that guy.
Dr. Catlove: It was too late. We had to act immediately. But it doesn't matter. In a few hours, we will transport Professor Badgerton out of the country and Furriston will lose one of its greatest scientists! ::mad scientist laugh::
Bruno: What about him? (refers to Dylan)
Dylan: Yeah, what about me?
Bruno: Shut up!
Dylan: You can't talk to me that way! I need love and understanding. My mohter abandoned me! My sister rejected me! I've lost all my confidence! And now this operation!
Dr. Catlove: What is that?
Dylan: Ben Casey, Act 1!
::Bruno pulls out a gun::
Dr. Catlove: Stop! What are you doing?!
Bruno: He knows too much!
Dylan (flattered) : Thank you!
Dr. Catlove: We can't afford a murder! Besides, I know a better solution! But first, let's check on the other patients in the clinic. The daily routine of this clinic must not be disrupted or people will get suspicious!
::Both Bruno and Dr. Catlove leave::
:: Dylan sees a mirror and inches towards it in the chair::
Dylan: SHAZZAM!
::the mirror smashes::
Dylan: Oh well, looks like another 7 years of bad luck for Captain Marvel!
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::Gene, Arlo, and Bill try another way to get into the clinic::
::Gene and Arlo carry Bill into the clinic. Bill has bandages all over him and looks like a train wreck::
Arlo: Miss! You gotta help our friend! He's been in a terrible accident. He has broken bones and contusions and---
Nurse (CatsWhisker) : Name please?
Bill (as if he can barely say it) : Bill Pellic.
Nurse CW: Address?
::Bill looks at the others strange and gives his address::
Nurse CW: I don't suppose you know your zip code number.
Gene: His zip code number?! Ma'am, you don't understand! He needs immediate attention!
Nurse CW (indignantly) : PLEASE!
::Gene stnads there stunned::
Nurse CW: I have a job to do! (to Bill) Occupation?
Arlo: He's a musician.
Nurse CW (excitedly) : A musician?! Oh! I love the tuba!
Arlo: Miss! He's been in an accident!
Nurse CW: Oh, well I don't suppose you're old enough to qualify for MediCare.....
Bill: Well, I wasn't when I first came here...
Nurse CW: Sign here, please.
::Bill signs paper::
Nurse CW (on phone) : Admitting desk. I have a young pelican here with multiple fractures and contusions.
::To add emphasis, Bill coughs::
Nurse CW (to Bill) : Oh, I'd see a doctor about that cough. (to phone) Yes, I think he'll be needing the operating room. (looks at Bill and grimaces) I don't think he'll be needing the recovery room.
::Gene, Bill, and Arlo have blank expressions::
Nurse CW: OK, we can take you on the 13th.
Arlo: Oh thank y-- the 13th?! But look at him! What do we do in the meantime?!
Nurse CW: Have a cough drop.
::Bill takes the cough drop, which has an ingredient that does strange things::
::Bill suddenly leaps up onto the desk and starts singing, while Arlo and Gene stand there shocked::
Bill (singing) : Way down upon the Swanee river! Far far away!
Nurse CW (claps) : It's a miracle! It's a miracle!
::Bill dances out of the clinic. Gene and Arlo look at each other and leave::
::Nurse CW downs two cough drops cheerfully::
::Gene and Arlo carry Bill into the clinic. Bill has bandages all over him and looks like a train wreck::
Arlo: Miss! You gotta help our friend! He's been in a terrible accident. He has broken bones and contusions and---
Nurse (CatsWhisker) : Name please?
Bill (as if he can barely say it) : Bill Pellic.
Nurse CW: Address?
::Bill looks at the others strange and gives his address::
Nurse CW: I don't suppose you know your zip code number.
Gene: His zip code number?! Ma'am, you don't understand! He needs immediate attention!
Nurse CW (indignantly) : PLEASE!
::Gene stnads there stunned::
Nurse CW: I have a job to do! (to Bill) Occupation?
Arlo: He's a musician.
Nurse CW (excitedly) : A musician?! Oh! I love the tuba!
Arlo: Miss! He's been in an accident!
Nurse CW: Oh, well I don't suppose you're old enough to qualify for MediCare.....
Bill: Well, I wasn't when I first came here...
Nurse CW: Sign here, please.
::Bill signs paper::
Nurse CW (on phone) : Admitting desk. I have a young pelican here with multiple fractures and contusions.
::To add emphasis, Bill coughs::
Nurse CW (to Bill) : Oh, I'd see a doctor about that cough. (to phone) Yes, I think he'll be needing the operating room. (looks at Bill and grimaces) I don't think he'll be needing the recovery room.
::Gene, Bill, and Arlo have blank expressions::
Nurse CW: OK, we can take you on the 13th.
Arlo: Oh thank y-- the 13th?! But look at him! What do we do in the meantime?!
Nurse CW: Have a cough drop.
::Bill takes the cough drop, which has an ingredient that does strange things::
::Bill suddenly leaps up onto the desk and starts singing, while Arlo and Gene stand there shocked::
Bill (singing) : Way down upon the Swanee river! Far far away!
Nurse CW (claps) : It's a miracle! It's a miracle!
::Bill dances out of the clinic. Gene and Arlo look at each other and leave::
::Nurse CW downs two cough drops cheerfully::
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::A few minutes later, Gene, Arlo, and Bill are outside trying to think of a way to get in. They see a fire escape ladder on the side of the building.::
Bill: Wait a minute! We can't do that! That's breaking and entering!
Arlo: Well, what do you wanna do? Go home where it's nice and safe and leave Dylan here alone in danger where he might get in trouble?
Bill: Of course not.
Arlo: Well, it was just a suggestion. Here I got a hook!
Gene: Hold it! What do we need that for? We fot a ladder! You could break somebody's foot with that!
::Arlo drops the hook and it lands on Gene's foot::
Gene: OW! ::sigh:: Come on.
::Arlo climbs the ladder. He looks down. Then continues climbing::
::Bill climbs the ladder. He looks down. He continues climbing.::
::Gene climbs up the ladder. He looks down and then continues climbing::
::All 3 enter a window and find themselves in the physical therapy room::
Gene: Well, I guess the first thing we need to do is look like patients.
::All 3 go behind a dressing curtain and emerge in pajamas and bathrobes::
Gene: Now the next thing we need to do is look for Dylan.
Bill: We can't!
Gene: Why not?
Bill: I'm sick.
Gene (rolls eyes) : Look, Dylan might be in danger! We gotta find him! I'll go this way. Bill, you go that way. Arlo, you go that way.
::All 3 look but can't find any sign of Dylan::
Bill: There's no sign of him anywhere!
Gene: Well mayb--- Shhh! Someone's coming!
::Bruno and Dr. Catlove stand outside the doorway::
Dr. Catlove: I'll take care of the musician guy. You better check on the physical therapy room in case some of the patients showed up. Remember, the daily routinesof this clinic must not be disrupted!
::Bruno enters the room::
Bruno: OK, it is time for your physical therapy!
::Goes over to Arlo holding a spring pulley with weights on it::
Bruno: Now, pull! (Arlo pulls) Harder.....harder......harder.....
::Arlo pulls out the pulley as far as he can::
Bruno: Good. Now hold your arms out straight.
::Arlo tries but suddenly goes flying back and hits the pulley and gets knocked out::
::Bruno goes over to Bill. Bill is on a machine with a belt around him::
Bill: What does this do?
Bruno (pats Bill's stomach) : This gets rid of your spare tire. (turns on machine and the belt starts moving around Bill's stomach as if it were shining an apple)
Bill: What the----AUGH!!!!!!!
::Bruno looks back and sees Bill holding a tire. Bill throws it::
::Bruno goes over to a rowing machine where Gene is serenading Nurse CW as she rows it::
Gene (singing) : And nobody has prettier eyes than you...
Bruno: No, no. You won't get anywhere that way!
Gene (to the readers) : This guy's gotta be kidding!
::A few minutes later, Gene and Bill are in steam chairs::
Bill: Gene! We gotta get out of here! Dylan could be dying!
Gene: HE might be dying? ::as he inhales some steam and coughs::
::A little while later::
Bruno: OK, you 3 can take a rest and go back to your rooms.
Gene: Now we gotta find Dylan!
::telephone rings and Gene answers it::
Gene: Hello?.....Yeah! We think Dylan's somewhere in the hospital!.......Bruno just gave us physical therapy........And Professor Badgerton is still missing! OK, goodbye!
Arlo: Who was that? The police?
Gene: No, TV Guide!
Bill: Wait a minute! We can't do that! That's breaking and entering!
Arlo: Well, what do you wanna do? Go home where it's nice and safe and leave Dylan here alone in danger where he might get in trouble?
Bill: Of course not.
Arlo: Well, it was just a suggestion. Here I got a hook!
Gene: Hold it! What do we need that for? We fot a ladder! You could break somebody's foot with that!
::Arlo drops the hook and it lands on Gene's foot::
Gene: OW! ::sigh:: Come on.
::Arlo climbs the ladder. He looks down. Then continues climbing::
::Bill climbs the ladder. He looks down. He continues climbing.::
::Gene climbs up the ladder. He looks down and then continues climbing::
::All 3 enter a window and find themselves in the physical therapy room::
Gene: Well, I guess the first thing we need to do is look like patients.
::All 3 go behind a dressing curtain and emerge in pajamas and bathrobes::
Gene: Now the next thing we need to do is look for Dylan.
Bill: We can't!
Gene: Why not?
Bill: I'm sick.
Gene (rolls eyes) : Look, Dylan might be in danger! We gotta find him! I'll go this way. Bill, you go that way. Arlo, you go that way.
::All 3 look but can't find any sign of Dylan::
Bill: There's no sign of him anywhere!
Gene: Well mayb--- Shhh! Someone's coming!
::Bruno and Dr. Catlove stand outside the doorway::
Dr. Catlove: I'll take care of the musician guy. You better check on the physical therapy room in case some of the patients showed up. Remember, the daily routinesof this clinic must not be disrupted!
::Bruno enters the room::
Bruno: OK, it is time for your physical therapy!
::Goes over to Arlo holding a spring pulley with weights on it::
Bruno: Now, pull! (Arlo pulls) Harder.....harder......harder.....
::Arlo pulls out the pulley as far as he can::
Bruno: Good. Now hold your arms out straight.
::Arlo tries but suddenly goes flying back and hits the pulley and gets knocked out::
::Bruno goes over to Bill. Bill is on a machine with a belt around him::
Bill: What does this do?
Bruno (pats Bill's stomach) : This gets rid of your spare tire. (turns on machine and the belt starts moving around Bill's stomach as if it were shining an apple)
Bill: What the----AUGH!!!!!!!
::Bruno looks back and sees Bill holding a tire. Bill throws it::
::Bruno goes over to a rowing machine where Gene is serenading Nurse CW as she rows it::
Gene (singing) : And nobody has prettier eyes than you...
Bruno: No, no. You won't get anywhere that way!
Gene (to the readers) : This guy's gotta be kidding!
::A few minutes later, Gene and Bill are in steam chairs::
Bill: Gene! We gotta get out of here! Dylan could be dying!
Gene: HE might be dying? ::as he inhales some steam and coughs::
::A little while later::
Bruno: OK, you 3 can take a rest and go back to your rooms.
Gene: Now we gotta find Dylan!
::telephone rings and Gene answers it::
Gene: Hello?.....Yeah! We think Dylan's somewhere in the hospital!.......Bruno just gave us physical therapy........And Professor Badgerton is still missing! OK, goodbye!
Arlo: Who was that? The police?
Gene: No, TV Guide!
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:: Dr. Catlove readies a machine with a big red light on it that he'll shine in Dylan's face::
Dr. Catlove: This machine will erase your memory, allowing us time to take Badgerton and get out of the country!
Dylan: How long before I get my memory back?
Dr. Catlove: A normal brain would be out of commission for about 3 days. (Dylan looks relieved) But in your case, it's safe to say until early spring! (Dylan gives Dr. Catlove a nasty glare)
::Dr. Catlove turns on the machine::
:: Dylan cries out in pain::
Dr. Catlove: I'm erasing your memory! (maniac evil scientist laughter)
::As Dylan's memory is erased, we see a memory of Dylan, Gene, Bill, and Arlo playing on a playground::
::As the memories are erased, it's almost as if Dylan can here them talking!::
Bill: Dylan! Where are you?!
Arlo (as if calling a dog) : Dylan, where are you?
Gene (as if calling a dog) : Dylan, where are you?
All 3 (as if calling a dog) : Dylan! Where are you?
::But as the machine turns off, dylan doesn't remember any of this or even recognize the voices of his band mates!::
::Meanwhile, back in the physical therapy room::
Bill: I'm giving up all hope.
Arlo: I don't think we'll ever see Dylan ever again.
::Suddenly Dylan walks into the room::
All 3: DYLAN! (all talk to him at the same time)
Dylan: I've never seen any of you before in my life.
::Gene, Bill, and Arlo look at each other in horror::
::Arlo puts his paw on Dylan's shoulder to try and talk to him::
Dylan: Get your hands off of me! Do you know who I am?! Wait a minute. Who am I?
Arlo (to Gene and Bill) : I read somewhere you can induce temporary amnesia with a shock to the system.
Gene: Well, maybe we can shock it out of him.
Bill: It's worth a try.
Arlo: Um, Dylan? We're gonna try and scare you, so don't be scared, OK?
Dylan: Uh...OK!
Gene, Arlo, and Bill: 1,2,3 BOO!
Dylan: Nope, doesn't work. You gotta do it when I'm not ready.
Gene (whispering to Arlo and Bill) : The secret to this scaring business is to catch him off his guard.
(Gene, Arlo, and Bill try a different approach and engage in a pleasant conversation and in the middle of it yell BOO!)
All 3: BOO!
Dylan: AUGH! Geez, what are you trying to do?! Give me a heart attack?!
Bill: Well, we're sorry Dylan, but we had to scare you.
Dylan (to Bill) : It's all right Arlo.
Bill: He said Arlo! He knows me! He knows me!
::All 3 jump for joy but then realize::
Bill: Wait a minute. I'm Bill!
Dylan: Wait a minute! My memory! It's coming back! Uh....um......we don't have much time! They're gonna transport Professor Badgerton out of the country!
::All 4 run out of the room and to where Dr. Catlove and Bruno are hiding Professor Badgerton::
Dr. Catlove: This machine will erase your memory, allowing us time to take Badgerton and get out of the country!
Dylan: How long before I get my memory back?
Dr. Catlove: A normal brain would be out of commission for about 3 days. (Dylan looks relieved) But in your case, it's safe to say until early spring! (Dylan gives Dr. Catlove a nasty glare)
::Dr. Catlove turns on the machine::
:: Dylan cries out in pain::
Dr. Catlove: I'm erasing your memory! (maniac evil scientist laughter)
::As Dylan's memory is erased, we see a memory of Dylan, Gene, Bill, and Arlo playing on a playground::
::As the memories are erased, it's almost as if Dylan can here them talking!::
Bill: Dylan! Where are you?!
Arlo (as if calling a dog) : Dylan, where are you?
Gene (as if calling a dog) : Dylan, where are you?
All 3 (as if calling a dog) : Dylan! Where are you?
::But as the machine turns off, dylan doesn't remember any of this or even recognize the voices of his band mates!::
::Meanwhile, back in the physical therapy room::
Bill: I'm giving up all hope.
Arlo: I don't think we'll ever see Dylan ever again.
::Suddenly Dylan walks into the room::
All 3: DYLAN! (all talk to him at the same time)
Dylan: I've never seen any of you before in my life.
::Gene, Bill, and Arlo look at each other in horror::
::Arlo puts his paw on Dylan's shoulder to try and talk to him::
Dylan: Get your hands off of me! Do you know who I am?! Wait a minute. Who am I?
Arlo (to Gene and Bill) : I read somewhere you can induce temporary amnesia with a shock to the system.
Gene: Well, maybe we can shock it out of him.
Bill: It's worth a try.
Arlo: Um, Dylan? We're gonna try and scare you, so don't be scared, OK?
Dylan: Uh...OK!
Gene, Arlo, and Bill: 1,2,3 BOO!
Dylan: Nope, doesn't work. You gotta do it when I'm not ready.
Gene (whispering to Arlo and Bill) : The secret to this scaring business is to catch him off his guard.
(Gene, Arlo, and Bill try a different approach and engage in a pleasant conversation and in the middle of it yell BOO!)
All 3: BOO!
Dylan: AUGH! Geez, what are you trying to do?! Give me a heart attack?!
Bill: Well, we're sorry Dylan, but we had to scare you.
Dylan (to Bill) : It's all right Arlo.
Bill: He said Arlo! He knows me! He knows me!
::All 3 jump for joy but then realize::
Bill: Wait a minute. I'm Bill!
Dylan: Wait a minute! My memory! It's coming back! Uh....um......we don't have much time! They're gonna transport Professor Badgerton out of the country!
::All 4 run out of the room and to where Dr. Catlove and Bruno are hiding Professor Badgerton::
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Bill - Just an idea...
Any chance that you could post your excellent fan-fics to a web page instead of the board? It's an awkward way to both publish and read I think.
Just post a link to the board when you have something spiffy to share and we can click on it and comment here, assuming Mr. Catlow is obliging (which is quite likely).
CYa!
Mako
Any chance that you could post your excellent fan-fics to a web page instead of the board? It's an awkward way to both publish and read I think.
Just post a link to the board when you have something spiffy to share and we can click on it and comment here, assuming Mr. Catlow is obliging (which is quite likely).
CYa!
Mako
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Gee, I guess I am getting outta hand. Hmmm.....I don't have a website. Tell you what. I'll finish the story and it'll be the last one.On 2002-03-06 00:56, Mako wrote:
Bill - Just an idea...
Any chance that you could post your excellent fan-fics to a web page instead of the board? It's an awkward way to both publish and read I think.
Just post a link to the board when you have something spiffy to share and we can click on it and comment here, assuming Mr. Catlow is obliging (which is quite likely).
CYa!
Mako
Scout's honor.
::Remembers he dropped out of Boy Scouts ages ago::
Uh....pelican's honor! (does a little salute)
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Gee, I guess I am getting outta hand. Hmmm.....I don't have a website. Tell you what. I'll finish the story and it'll be the last one.
Nooooo bad idea Bill! Please do keep on scribbling, it's fun to read your fan fics. Using Gene's board to post them on is just awkward is all.
Grab some web space off of Yahoo or whoever you use for an ISP. It's about as painless as can be to roll up a web page now adays.
That way new people can read them and you can have fun creating them, and a history of all the fics will be just a mouse click away
CYa!
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Yeah, suuure it will, Bill.On 2002-03-06 08:10, BillBrd1 wrote:
Gee, I guess I am getting outta hand. Hmmm.....I don't have a website. Tell you what. I'll finish the story and it'll be the last one.
Besides, if you and others stopped posting these fanfics here, then I couldn't do this to you....[insert evil laughter]
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[lights flash onto silhoutte, revealing him to be a cheetah wearing a business suit, and grinning broadly; gold tooth gleams in the light]
"Well, Handy-Dandy Dishonest Bob's here with a deal for you! (©)"
[HDD Bob points at viewer, finger poking out of screen]
"If this is what you can expect in the morning (or any part of the day)..."
[cut to shot of an irritable red fox couple standing eye to eye and snarling at each other (think pre-coffee); they are wearing long bathrobes and slippers and the vixen is also wearing curlers]
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[cut to picture of Hypnoray on top of golden rays; pan back to reveal HDDD Bob is holding it in his paw; at end of pan, a fancy sports car should be visible behind him]
"Yes, folks, this monumental wonder of modern technological wizardry will heat up your marital problems with but the flick of a trigger!"
[a flamethrower roars, incinerating the sports car]
"Simply pick your vict-err-target..."
[cut to wild west scene in a kitchen with fox couple standing like two gunslingers, a Hypnoray at each one's hip]
"...then ZAP! 'em..."
[bright flashes of light just short of epileptic causing]
"...They'll be your slave!"
[scene now reveals fox couple moving like zombies and speaking like automatons; she's washing dishes, saying, "...do dishes...do laundry..."; he's carrying a trash bag, saying, "...put out trash...mow lawn..."]
"Yes, folks! Get the Hypnoray GOT-U2 (©) for only sixty-nine, ninety-nine! Just call one-eight hundred-five-five-five-N-U-T-T now! That's right! Sixty-nine, ninety-nine! Call now at one-eight hundred-five-five-five-N-U-T-T! Operators are standing by!! Call in the next thirty minutes and receive a lovely set of dishclothes absolutely free!!!"
<font size=-1>[anonymous announcer:]</font>
<font size=-2>(Includes shipping and handling for two Hypnoray GOT-U2s (©).</font>
<font size=-3>Single Hypnorays not available due to state and federal regulations. Void where excluded.</font>
<font size=-4>Yackety-smackety, blah-blah, gee, this legal mumbo-jumbo is sure boring, and hard to read too.)</font>
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Well, Bill, if you're going to do a fan-fic based on a TV show, then you've got to expect commercials....
"Is your marital life less than blissful? Does your significant other fail to see your side of things? Is your marriage councilor becoming part of the family?"
[lights flash onto silhoutte, revealing him to be a cheetah wearing a business suit, and grinning broadly; gold tooth gleams in the light]
"Well, Handy-Dandy Dishonest Bob's here with a deal for you! (©)"
[HDD Bob points at viewer, finger poking out of screen]
"If this is what you can expect in the morning (or any part of the day)..."
[cut to shot of an irritable red fox couple standing eye to eye and snarling at each other (think pre-coffee); they are wearing long bathrobes and slippers and the vixen is also wearing curlers]
"Then this is what you need! The Dears and Doebuck (©) Hypnoray GOT-U2 (©)!"
[cut to picture of Hypnoray on top of golden rays; pan back to reveal HDDD Bob is holding it in his paw; at end of pan, a fancy sports car should be visible behind him]
"Yes, folks, this monumental wonder of modern technological wizardry will heat up your marital problems with but the flick of a trigger!"
[a flamethrower roars, incinerating the sports car]
"Simply pick your vict-err-target..."
[cut to wild west scene in a kitchen with fox couple standing like two gunslingers, a Hypnoray at each one's hip]
"...then ZAP! 'em..."
[bright flashes of light just short of epileptic causing]
"...They'll be your slave!"
[scene now reveals fox couple moving like zombies and speaking like automatons; she's washing dishes, saying, "...do dishes...do laundry..."; he's carrying a trash bag, saying, "...put out trash...mow lawn..."]
"Yes, folks! Get the Hypnoray GOT-U2 (©) for only sixty-nine, ninety-nine! Just call one-eight hundred-five-five-five-N-U-T-T now! That's right! Sixty-nine, ninety-nine! Call now at one-eight hundred-five-five-five-N-U-T-T! Operators are standing by!! Call in the next thirty minutes and receive a lovely set of dishclothes absolutely free!!!"
<font size=-1>[anonymous announcer:]</font>
<font size=-2>(Includes shipping and handling for two Hypnoray GOT-U2s (©).</font>
<font size=-3>Single Hypnorays not available due to state and federal regulations. Void where excluded.</font>
<font size=-4>Yackety-smackety, blah-blah, gee, this legal mumbo-jumbo is sure boring, and hard to read too.)</font>
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Well, Bill, if you're going to do a fan-fic based on a TV show, then you've got to expect commercials....
"The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other." ~ Will Rogers
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::In the room where Professor Badgerton is kept::
Arlo (looking over Professor Badgerton): Yep, he's still unconscious.
Gene (to Dylan): How'd you say they were gonna transport him out of the country?
Dylan: (thinks for a moment) I forgot.
Gene: He's having a relapse.
Bill: Shhhh!!! Someone's coming!
Gene: Quick! Hide behind here! Dylan, you stay here and play dumb.
Dylan: Play dumb? Why am I always the one to play dumb? Why can't I play smart for once?
:: Door opens and in walks Nurse CW::
:: Dylan breathes a sigh of relief::
Nurse CW (cheerfully): Hello there!
Dylan: Are they coming to take him away yet?
Nurse CW (as she places an oxygen mask on Badgerton): Oh, what a smart question!
:: Dylan grins::
Nurse CW: The doctors should be here (looks at watch) in a few moments. Here, have a cough drop. (gives a cough drop to Dylan) Aren't they wonderful?
:: Dylan nods::
::Nurse CW leaves the room::
Nurse CW: Bye, now.
Dylan: OK, she's gone!
::All 4 gather around Badgerton::
Arlo: Of course! An ambulance! They'll smuggle him out of the country in an ambulance! Who would ever think to look in an ambulance?
Gene: Y'know, with that oxygen mask on, you can't tell who's under it.
Arlo: Yeah! Maybe we could switch him with something or....or.... ::notices Gene looking at him::
(A few moments later, Arlo's on the stretcher and Bill and Dylan hide Badgerton)
Dylan: OK, he's resting comfortably.
Arlo: Swell!
Gene: Come on, Arlo! There isn't any other way! Dr. Catlove is an evil man!
Arlo: Oh? And what am I?!
Bill: You're not evil, Arlo! Is he, Gene?
Gene: No! Cranky and selfish, maybe. But evil, no.
Dylan: Uh-oh! Here they come!
::Arlo tries to protest but Gene plops the oxygen mask over his face::
::Gene, Bill, and Dylan hide under the stretcher::
Dr. Catlove: Ah, the patient looks ready. Let's take him to the operating room where we can perform the permanent brain-washing.
::Gene, Bill, and Dylan look at each other nervously::
Arlo (looking over Professor Badgerton): Yep, he's still unconscious.
Gene (to Dylan): How'd you say they were gonna transport him out of the country?
Dylan: (thinks for a moment) I forgot.
Gene: He's having a relapse.
Bill: Shhhh!!! Someone's coming!
Gene: Quick! Hide behind here! Dylan, you stay here and play dumb.
Dylan: Play dumb? Why am I always the one to play dumb? Why can't I play smart for once?
:: Door opens and in walks Nurse CW::
:: Dylan breathes a sigh of relief::
Nurse CW (cheerfully): Hello there!
Dylan: Are they coming to take him away yet?
Nurse CW (as she places an oxygen mask on Badgerton): Oh, what a smart question!
:: Dylan grins::
Nurse CW: The doctors should be here (looks at watch) in a few moments. Here, have a cough drop. (gives a cough drop to Dylan) Aren't they wonderful?
:: Dylan nods::
::Nurse CW leaves the room::
Nurse CW: Bye, now.
Dylan: OK, she's gone!
::All 4 gather around Badgerton::
Arlo: Of course! An ambulance! They'll smuggle him out of the country in an ambulance! Who would ever think to look in an ambulance?
Gene: Y'know, with that oxygen mask on, you can't tell who's under it.
Arlo: Yeah! Maybe we could switch him with something or....or.... ::notices Gene looking at him::
(A few moments later, Arlo's on the stretcher and Bill and Dylan hide Badgerton)
Dylan: OK, he's resting comfortably.
Arlo: Swell!
Gene: Come on, Arlo! There isn't any other way! Dr. Catlove is an evil man!
Arlo: Oh? And what am I?!
Bill: You're not evil, Arlo! Is he, Gene?
Gene: No! Cranky and selfish, maybe. But evil, no.
Dylan: Uh-oh! Here they come!
::Arlo tries to protest but Gene plops the oxygen mask over his face::
::Gene, Bill, and Dylan hide under the stretcher::
Dr. Catlove: Ah, the patient looks ready. Let's take him to the operating room where we can perform the permanent brain-washing.
::Gene, Bill, and Dylan look at each other nervously::
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::Dr. Catlove, Bruno, arrive with Badgerton (Arlo) in the operating room::
::They place Arlo on the table. As they turn to get ready, they don't notice the stretcher wheel itself out of the room!::
::Gene, Bill, and Dylan quietly don some surgical clothes and walk in::
Dr. Catlove (to Gene): Who are you?
Gene: Who am I? What do you mean who am I?! I'm a doctor! What do I look like? A plumber?
Dr. Catlove: I'm sorry. I beg your pardon.
Gene: That's all right.
Dr. Catlove (to Bruno): OK, I'm ready.
Gene: What do you mean you're ready? This is my patient!
Dr. Catlove: No, no, no. This is MY patient.
Gene: Do you really think I'd leave him in the hands of a quack?
Dr. Catlove: A quack??!!
Gene: ::sigh:: These ambulance chashers. They're everywhere.
Bruno: Now you see here!
Gene: Look, I'm a very reasonable and fair man. We'll cut cards!
:: Dylan places a stack of cards on the table. He takes out an ax and cuts the deck in half. He gives one half to Gene::
::Gene looks at the half deck of cards::
Gene (to Dr. Catlove): Yep, you lose!
::Bruno and Dr. Catlove throw their hands up in frustration::
Gene: Now let's see. The hip bone's connected to the leg bone. The neck bone's connected to the shoulder bone. Well, here goes nothing.
Arlo (sitting up): Huh?!
::Gene pushes him down before Dr. Catlove or Bruno can see::
Bill (to Dylan): You look nervous, doctor.
Dylan: Nervous? HA! Look at how slowly I'm twitching!
Gene: Cotton.
Bill (handing him cotton): Cotton.
Gene: Clamp.
Bill (handing him a clamp): Clamp.
Gene: Knife.
Bill (handing him a knife): Knife.
Gene: OUCH! ::turns knife around and hands it back to Bill:: If you're gonna do it, get it right! Knife.
Bill (hands Gene the knife): Knife.
Gene: Peanut butter.
Bill (hands Gene the peanut butter): Peanut butter.
Dr. Catlove: ::sigh:: You don't understand. This is MY patient.
Gene: No he is not! He's mine. It says so right here on the menu. ::Reads from a restaurant menu:: My patient.
Dr. Catlove: We don't have time for this! Bruno, turn on the oxygen!
Gene (grabs the surgical table): I'm not leaving without my patient!
::Bruno and Dr. Catlove pull the table from Gene. Bill and Dylan help Gene grab it back and it becomes a tug-o-war for the table::
Arlo (pulls off oxygen mask): Hey! I'm getting dizzy!
Dr. Catlove: A-ha! I knew it! It's those musicians! Get them!
::The Frisbees run out of the room with Dr. Catlove and Bruno running after them::
::They place Arlo on the table. As they turn to get ready, they don't notice the stretcher wheel itself out of the room!::
::Gene, Bill, and Dylan quietly don some surgical clothes and walk in::
Dr. Catlove (to Gene): Who are you?
Gene: Who am I? What do you mean who am I?! I'm a doctor! What do I look like? A plumber?
Dr. Catlove: I'm sorry. I beg your pardon.
Gene: That's all right.
Dr. Catlove (to Bruno): OK, I'm ready.
Gene: What do you mean you're ready? This is my patient!
Dr. Catlove: No, no, no. This is MY patient.
Gene: Do you really think I'd leave him in the hands of a quack?
Dr. Catlove: A quack??!!
Gene: ::sigh:: These ambulance chashers. They're everywhere.
Bruno: Now you see here!
Gene: Look, I'm a very reasonable and fair man. We'll cut cards!
:: Dylan places a stack of cards on the table. He takes out an ax and cuts the deck in half. He gives one half to Gene::
::Gene looks at the half deck of cards::
Gene (to Dr. Catlove): Yep, you lose!
::Bruno and Dr. Catlove throw their hands up in frustration::
Gene: Now let's see. The hip bone's connected to the leg bone. The neck bone's connected to the shoulder bone. Well, here goes nothing.
Arlo (sitting up): Huh?!
::Gene pushes him down before Dr. Catlove or Bruno can see::
Bill (to Dylan): You look nervous, doctor.
Dylan: Nervous? HA! Look at how slowly I'm twitching!
Gene: Cotton.
Bill (handing him cotton): Cotton.
Gene: Clamp.
Bill (handing him a clamp): Clamp.
Gene: Knife.
Bill (handing him a knife): Knife.
Gene: OUCH! ::turns knife around and hands it back to Bill:: If you're gonna do it, get it right! Knife.
Bill (hands Gene the knife): Knife.
Gene: Peanut butter.
Bill (hands Gene the peanut butter): Peanut butter.
Dr. Catlove: ::sigh:: You don't understand. This is MY patient.
Gene: No he is not! He's mine. It says so right here on the menu. ::Reads from a restaurant menu:: My patient.
Dr. Catlove: We don't have time for this! Bruno, turn on the oxygen!
Gene (grabs the surgical table): I'm not leaving without my patient!
::Bruno and Dr. Catlove pull the table from Gene. Bill and Dylan help Gene grab it back and it becomes a tug-o-war for the table::
Arlo (pulls off oxygen mask): Hey! I'm getting dizzy!
Dr. Catlove: A-ha! I knew it! It's those musicians! Get them!
::The Frisbees run out of the room with Dr. Catlove and Bruno running after them::
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Just thought I'd wrap this up.
::After a long and comical chase, the Frisbees capture Dr. Catlove and Bruno and tie them up.::
:: Professor Badgerton regains consciousness and is grateful to the Frisbees::
Professor Badgerton: Thank you so much! You saved me!
Arlo: Aw, it was nothing!
Bill: Well, it was something!
Arlo (to Dr. Catlove and Bruno) : And as for you, you'll probably get 10-20 years by a judge.
Gene (to Dr. Catlove and Bruno) : And not only that, you'll probably get a wrist-slapping from the AMA!
Arlo (to Gene) : And so, as it always ends for criminals who use the art of medicine for evil!
Gene: Come my trusty cohorts! Lead us to the Frisbee-mobile! Away!
Arlo and Bill together: Away!
Dylan (to Dr. Catlove) : Oh doctor! I have these tonsils that have been bothering me for the longest time.....
Gene: Dylan! I said away!
::The Frisbees hop in their car and leave::
THE END!
*Note: This fanfic was based on an actual Monkees episode.
::After a long and comical chase, the Frisbees capture Dr. Catlove and Bruno and tie them up.::
:: Professor Badgerton regains consciousness and is grateful to the Frisbees::
Professor Badgerton: Thank you so much! You saved me!
Arlo: Aw, it was nothing!
Bill: Well, it was something!
Arlo (to Dr. Catlove and Bruno) : And as for you, you'll probably get 10-20 years by a judge.
Gene (to Dr. Catlove and Bruno) : And not only that, you'll probably get a wrist-slapping from the AMA!
Arlo (to Gene) : And so, as it always ends for criminals who use the art of medicine for evil!
Gene: Come my trusty cohorts! Lead us to the Frisbee-mobile! Away!
Arlo and Bill together: Away!
Dylan (to Dr. Catlove) : Oh doctor! I have these tonsils that have been bothering me for the longest time.....
Gene: Dylan! I said away!
::The Frisbees hop in their car and leave::
THE END!
*Note: This fanfic was based on an actual Monkees episode.