Avariss' Reckoning!

AtmanRyu · Post by **AtmanRyu** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 10:48 pm

Yes, folks! You heard it from the bigot's mouth before, and it's finally here!

"Avariss' Reckoning"!

A collection of 40 smash hits songs by the CEO-meister himself, Mike Avariss!

On this 2 CD collection, you'll hear such memorable songs like:

- "Sue You Up"
- "Bye Bye Furry toon"
- "Loathe 2 Me"
- "Hater Fire"

And many more!

Be amazed as Mikey performs such classics hits in his somber, yet soothing voice; marvel, as he'll earn a place in your heart, even if that place is next to bitterness

And it's yours for the modical price of $19.95!!

But wait, there's more!

Order right now, and you'll get a 3rd CD, having classic opera tunes performed by Fomhault Plebe! Marvel, as the lackey entones such difficult operas in a soprano voice (although sources state that he used to be a tenor; reasons of such transition are still unknown...)

But wait, there's more!

Order in the next 5 minutes, and you'll get absolutely free a month supplie of "Wipee with Mikee" TP!!! Now with double absorbion!

Order now!!!

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ZOMBIE USER 7262 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 7262** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 9:37 am

"Sing, but don't necessarily make an album, especially if you're William Shatner."

- "The Sunscreen Marketing Board Presents," Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie

Genecatlow · Post by **Genecatlow** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 4:22 pm

On 2002-04-11 23:48, AtmanRyu wrote:
Yes, folks! You heard it from the bigot's mouth before, and it's finally here!

"Avariss' Reckoning"!

A collection of 40 smash hits songs by the CEO-meister himself, Mike Avariss!

*groans after picking himself up off the
floor after being convulsed with laughter*
You know, you were probably justly proud of
the humor potential of your entire post...
but the very thought of Michael Alan
Avariss making an album... SINGING, yet!...
This is one of those times when the actions
found in the acronym "ROTFL" wasn't an
exaggeration! Are you trying to outdo Elix
in the Unbelievably Funny Forum Post category,
Atman? ^_^

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ZOMBIE USER 7262 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 7262** » Sat Apr 13, 2002 11:45 am

Hey, if he can do it, he's welcome to it. More hilarity is good.

AtmanRyu · Post by **AtmanRyu** » Sat Apr 13, 2002 9:33 pm

On 2002-04-12 17:22, genecatlow wrote:

*groans after picking himself up off the
floor after being convulsed with laughter*
You know, you were probably justly proud of
the humor potential of your entire post...
but the very thought of Michael Alan
Avariss making an album... SINGING, yet!...
This is one of those times when the actions
found in the acronym "ROTFL" wasn't an
exaggeration! Are you trying to outdo Elix
in the Unbelievably Funny Forum Post category,
Atman? ^_^

I K.O.ed Gene! I K.O.ed! Gene!

*does the victory dance* You realize I wanted to post this the very same day I saw that GCP comic, but got kinda delayed for some reasons.

Seriously, why compete, when we can join forces for the causes of truth, justice, and and hilarious way?

Anyway...

For the folks that are still uneasy of this offer, here's a sample from the CD collection: "Sue you Up" by Michael Alan
Avariss!!

*karaoke upbeat music*

o/` You told me once that you loathe me
You said that I was a rotten one
It took some time, but now I know
That you're the proverbial son-of-a-%&%#*! o/`

o/` Messin' with me wasn't wise, boy
Cos I've been around for too long
And now you're gonna pay through the fly, boy
I'm gonna put you back down ("Where you belong now!") o/`

o/` I'm gonna sue you up, file you out
And rip every penny from your account
I'm gonna wind you up, turn you off
And burn all your bridges right down!! o/`

o/` I'm gonna, I'm gonna
I'm gonna, I'm gonna
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna (hey now!!!) o/`

o/` I'm gonna sue you up, file you out
And rip every penny from your account
I'm gonna wind you up, turn you off
And burn all your bridges right down!! o/`

o/` I'm gonna sue you up, file you out
And ruin you right into the ground o/`

_________________
"Hoj'sh n

ZOMBIE USER 7262 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 7262** » Sun Apr 14, 2002 12:08 pm

Not to step on anyone's toes (*coughfox-sharkcreator,sully,mel,genecough*), but maybe we should form a group to compliment the AAWD. (I can't draw very well, so that's out the window...

)

*now goes and hides from the AAWD just in case*

Genecatlow · Post by **Genecatlow** » Sun Apr 14, 2002 2:28 pm

On 2002-04-13 22:33, AtmanRyu wrote:

I K.O.ed Gene! I K.O.ed! Gene! *does the victory dance* You realize I wanted to post this the very same day I saw that GCP comic, but got kinda delayed for some reasons.

Seriously, why compete, when we can join forces for the causes of truth, justice, and and hilarious way?

Oo-o-ooh... Elix and Atman joining forces to
maximize forum silliness? Let the Internet
tremble...!!!

Cryoblade · Post by **Cryoblade** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 2:37 pm

*sniff* that was my idea, no one rolled on the floor laughing for me, *walkas away dejected becuase hes not as funny as the others*

AtmanRyu · Post by **AtmanRyu** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 2:59 pm

On 2002-04-15 15:37, cryoblade wrote:
*sniff* that was my idea, no one rolled on the floor laughing for me, *walkas away dejected becuase hes not as funny as the others*

Awwww...

*hugs Cryoblade tight*