Look!, look!, look! I've a new game to propose! In french, it's called a 'Portrait Chinois'. We give some common subjects, and you give the best element linked to that subject that suited you best... Or another one! The form is 'If I were... I was', like in 'If I were a bird, I was an eagle'. Simple, no?
I'll begin, with the ten basic subjects, but nothing prevents you to add up to three of your own subjects, as 'extras', after the ten main one. Let's go...
If I were: I was
A natural phenomenon: A full moon
A metal: Silver
An animal: A mix between a wolf, a fox, and a coyote.
A colour: Brilliant velvet black
A mythologic creature: A Nemontana (In celtic culture, it's a half human, half snake creature...)
A famous human: Aleister Crowley
A human activity: Artistic creation
A masterpiece: a painting from Escher
A weapon: A wooden sword, with an edge so sharp, that it could rip through flesh, as a knife would do through soft butter.
An object: A chest containing silver coins, among many, many weird gadgets.
If I were a Vampire, I was a Malkavian
If I were a villain, I was "Yak, yak, yak, yakkity, yak, yak, yak"
If I was a mental state, I was schizophrenia
"I'll be your sexual freeeeak!!!"
--George Michael, 'Freeek'