Story time...

Darthen Wulf · Post by **Darthen Wulf** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 12:30 am

MORE!!!

Or should I have to send Sylvestran Elementals down to where you live, Elemental? Your choice after all...

The Red Hawk · Post by **The Red Hawk** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 2:35 pm

First chapter of the great American novel done!............and no update yet.........

(continues writing)

Elemental · Post by **Elemental** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 5:20 pm

It's coming! I promise!

:: works feverishly ::

__________________________
"I draw bunniiiiiiieeeeeeee!"
*WHUD!*

Andrick · Post by **Andrick** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 9:09 pm

You should really add this URL to taht sig line, Elemental.

Elemental · Post by **Elemental** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 10:40 pm

Well, I would have, but then you wouldn't have had that reason to respond, and we al want to hear more from you! Right, everyone?

Darthen Wulf · Post by **Darthen Wulf** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 12:47 am

?!?

I must have skipped an episode right here. I understand the reference to Zina's Evil Bunny, but Elemental's last remark still a bit cryptic to me. Can you explain it in... Well... 'Common English'?

By the way, there are still Sylvestran Elementals waiting...

Andrick · Post by **Andrick** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 8:01 am

Elemental wrote: Well, I would have, but then you wouldn't have had that reason to respond,

Elemental was making fun of me. Specificly he was making fun of my nuerotic tendency to correct/link subjects so that people whom did not get a reference would understand.

Elemental wrote: ...and we al{l} want to hear more from you!

Here he is mocking the fact that I rarely post with something new; just a correction, comment or opinion on what someone else had posted.

Elemental wrote: Right, everyone?

He also was pointing out that I do this very often.

I hope this helps you.

The Red Hawk · Post by **The Red Hawk** » Sun Mar 31, 2002 1:30 pm

Second chapter of great American novel finished!........still no update.

*continues writing*

Yeah, I guess this counts as a *bump*

Darthen Wulf · Post by **Darthen Wulf** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 11:58 pm

Ah, okay... Understood...

*Yawn*... I'm bored... So far, I've summoned... Well... 27 Elementals Of the Forests... Number keep increasing...

Zina · Post by **Zina** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 11:12 pm

....dooo di doo..

Osiris2 · Post by **Osiris2** » Sat Apr 06, 2002 4:09 am

....diii do dii..

Elemental · Post by **Elemental** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 11:16 am

Half an hour later, four of the five warriors stalked through the sewers, fully-armored and alert. Ryner led the way, his armor casting a reddish light that cut through the dark tunnels.
"How much longer until we find them?" Ronnie asked.
"How am I supposed to know?" Max's fists were clenched. "I hate wandering around down here. It's cold, slimy, dark... why couldn't Jance get lost on a sunny beach for a change?"
"Because", Liza answered with a dismissive wave of her hand, "the nearest beach is hundreds of miles from here."
They continued walking, following the large pipes that looked like they could be traveled through. For another hour they wandered, more or less silently, until Max stopped.
"Dammit", he said, punching the side of the pipe. "How long are we going to be down here? This sucks! All because of Jance, who just ~had~ to be in the way... The klutzy, no-account..." He stopped ranting suddenly.
"What's up?" Ryner turned around. "Max is quiet... something must be wrong."
Max was looking around in the darkness. "I don't know... I just felt something... like a presence. I don't know how else to describe it."
"Where did it come from?" Ronnie was obviously excited. "Maybe it's Jance!"
"I don't know where it is... I don't know how I did it. I was just walking along, thinking of what a dork he is..." Max leaned against the side of the pipe.
"Hey..." Liza's face lit up. "I think I know what's happening! Max, you're the Warrior of Soul... you're connected to life as a whole. I'll bet that when you concentrate hard enough on someone, you get a sense of where they are!"
"Makes sense", Ryner said. "Nothing focuses Max's mind like being pissed off."
Max scoweled at Ryner, but Liza stopped him from doing anything more. "Look, Max... if that's the truth, it'll make this much easier. Cool down, focus, and see if you can sense that presence again."
Max's shoulders lowered a bit, and he closed his eyes. "Alright. Anything to make this go faster." He paused, and for a moment no one moved. Then, after a time, he looked up.
"What is it, Max?" Ronnie looked up at the grey wolf. "Can you feel where Jance is?"
"Yeah", came the reply. "Not too much farther. He's wearing his armor, too. Somewhere in..." He pointed roughly through the wall of the pipe. "...that way."
"Into the wall?" Ryner sounded annoyed.
"Not into the wall," Liza said, "in that direction. We'll just keep going strate until the way turns. We'll find him in no time."
"This has hardly been 'no time'", Max murmured.
They kept on walking, at a faster pace.

Andrick · Post by **Andrick** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 12:05 pm

"I feel a disturbance in the Force..."

Yay! Ahead of schedule even. Huzzah! I'm so happy I could make like a soccer fan and start a riot!

The Red Hawk · Post by **The Red Hawk** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 4:44 pm

Ah yes, I sense it also, my friend. Be ready for anything, and don't let anything cloud your judgment.

Tis still a great story. Keep it goin!

Darthen Wulf · Post by **Darthen Wulf** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 11:13 pm

ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZzzzzzzzzzZZZ....

Hmmm? A new chapter? Lessee... Hey! It's grand! Well, I think I have to unsummon these Elementals before they... But, but, but... Where are they?!? Oooohh... I think we are in troubles...

Osiris2 · Post by **Osiris2** » Wed Apr 10, 2002 2:11 am

*osiris walks in from work sits down connects to internet*
*crash smash thud*
WTF???
*goes to other room*
gaaaaaa noooo Sylvestran Elementals ahhhhhhhhh
*Sylvestran Elementals proceed to maul and tear osiris*
ahhhhhhhh help some one call these Sylvestran Elementals off of me AHHHHHHHH!!!

Andrick · Post by **Andrick** » Wed Apr 10, 2002 7:38 am

*hears Osiris' call for help, walks over and opens the window to Osiris' home*

LOOK THERE GOES THE TWEETY BIRD WITH GRANNY!

*all of the Sylvestran Elementals cry out "Thuffering Thuccotash!" and swarm out in the direction Andrick is pointing*

That looks like all of them. *closes the window and goes to the ice cream parlor to reward himself with Spumoni Ice Cream*

The Red Hawk · Post by **The Red Hawk** » Wed Apr 10, 2002 10:32 am

Um, what exactly is an elemental?

Elemental · Post by **Elemental** » Wed Apr 10, 2002 2:48 pm

:: wavewavewave ::
That's me! Hi! Darthen summoned an army of mes! Are you scared yet?

Osiris2 · Post by **Osiris2** » Wed Apr 10, 2002 3:21 pm

*whimpers while lying broken on the ground*

well *cough* an elemental is *bleed bleed* a magical construct made from the elements as such .....
AHHHH THE PAIN!
.... ussually have an opposite that will cancel it out
these elementals seemed to be very vicious *groans*
but think how bad it would be if it was actually ELEMENTAL THE PERSON!!! noooo help!!!

ps doctor please now dieing hurts need hel....... (silence)