"This t-shirt makes a witty or ironic comment that I am incapable of making myself."
Man, that would be a cool shirt, especially with the added bonus of it being an esoteric reference to the grimbles.
I could go to indie band shows in a shirt that cool.
<A HREF="http://www.boxjamsdoodle.com/" TARGET=_blank>BoxJam's Doodle</A> - the ballast
that keeps <A HREF="http://www.altbrand.com/" TARGET=_blank>Alt Brand</A> down.