O'Blazes! Is it yourself?
I take it you find yourself in the dear old Cloonfallagh, twinned with Cairo (pending.)
Never mind Ollie's Follies- have secured top notch theatrical engagement at local venue- Old Gabby's House of Scurvy. Can't divulge details- very hush hush. Suffice to say will make the Folies Begere look like a Bolivian puppet show. Just need a little venture capital for grease-paint, knives, elk-meat, what have you. PLease send whatever your can spare along with a check for $500. Best to get in on ground floor, avoid rush etc.
Am in process of writing you a long letter, explaining all about that nasty business in Montmarte, which I'm sure you will find satisfactory vis a vis the misunderstanding, jail time, dead fiancee etc.
All the best
P.S Kynaston sends his kind regards, and wishes to know where you hid the port.
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