Ah, the days of fear, when the dodo flocks would swoop down to skeletonize entire villages...that was before the Grand Army was formed to end the dodo menace for once and for all.
I think Australians are paying less for the Internet than I am. It makes me want to move to Australia, except that I kind of want to be wealthy first, because Australia is so congenitally mellow that if I go there now, all the ambition will be sucked out of me and I'll end up spending all my time on a beach with a Victoria Bitter in hand. Sort of like Hemingway in Key West if he hadn't written any novels.
- Akhmed Al-Fayyed
Writer of Bhag
and professional sojourner.