I like! Best emoticon fairy tale ever!
And now, the sequel.
Now, it so happened that the hero
and the abnormally wide eyed princess
had a baby, and because of all the gold-smelting fumes his mother had been inadverantly inhaling
and absorbing through her eye sockets
the child was born with a bizarre birth defect where her skin changed color from yellow to pink
at the rate of roughly sixty times a minute. Her mother
. Her father
was only slightly less jovial
This pink flashing baby did not go over well in the Kingdom of Brightyellowness
. Princess Junior
was made fun of
by all the other kids
, which made her sad
. Alas, one summer weekend when her parents
were away on vacation 8) , the townspeople
and exiled her into the Forest of Endless Repeating Scenery, never to return.
sat in the forest weeping
and looking to heaven
for help. But it just so happened that her pink flashing
, which had become irregular
, spelled out the hidden morse code incantation to release the Demon
again, in a more powerful form. The Demon
was grateful, and more than happy
to comply with PJ's
sobbing request to smite the entire town with an unholy firestorm.
When her parents
got home, they were understandably annoyed.
"I'm not mad
" said Hero
, "I'm disappointed
". Then he brought in a Wizard
, who cast a powerful magic spell. PJ
became that little person on the flashing "WALK/DON'T WALK" traffic light, and the Demon
became the red hand that tells you not to walk. Both are trapped there, and can only be awakened and restored to their normal forms by Love's First Kiss.