Life is a cruel, unfair bitch.

Life is a cruel, unfair bitch.

Postby Justinpie on Tue Jul 09, 2002 11:13 pm

heheheh it's funny cause it's true
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Hmmm...

Postby Al_fayyed on Wed Jul 10, 2002 8:40 pm

Actually, I find life more of a sadistic, capricious harpy. She gives and takes when she pleases, all to the benefit of some and the tearing at vitals of others.

And how come no one uses the word "harridan" anymore? It's way more fun than "bitch."

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Postby Justinpie on Thu Jul 11, 2002 7:37 am

Life is also like Yogurt: It's kind of bitter, but there are sometimes fruits below everything, and you'll find them if you try to mix things up a bit.

And sometimes it's spelled with an 'h.'
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Postby KathleenJ on Thu Jul 11, 2002 11:13 am

Life is like a box of choco...nah.
Did you make that yogurt one up? I really like it! And this inspired me to see what other "life is like" proverbs are out there. This is what my quick internet search found.
LIFE IS LIKE...
*A game of Risk. (the board game)
*A river.
*A quilt.
*A FedEx box.
*A wheel.
*A box of gerbils.
*A Q-tip.
*A disembodied demonic skull.
*A mountain railway.
*A canvas.
*A candle.
*A coin.
*A pinata.
*A glass of tea.
*A Twinkie.
*A surfboard.
*A bell.
*A box of checkers.
*A cafeteria.
*A ten-speed bike.
*A floating cloud.
*A box of paint.
*A bowl of cherries.
*A ladder.
*A shoelace.
*A taxi.
*A sewer.
*A coloring book.
*A cheese ball.
*A cucumber.
*A "puke sandwich".
*A raffle.
*A clay pot.
*A piece of string with knots tied in it.
*A bowl of Jello.
*A deck of cards.
*A zipper.
*A banana.
*A bagel.
*A tube of toothpaste.
*A roll of toilet paper.
*A camel.
*A pot of spaghetti.
*A ferris wheel.
*A vaccum cleaner.
*A dumpster.


Holy cats - it seems like everyone and their cousin has one of these things! Some are more profound than others...this ranges from Zen to stuff on random people's homepages.
Anyway, I didn't even make it halfway through the search results...I have things to do today!
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Postby Joe van der Gonz on Fri Jul 12, 2002 8:30 am

"Life is like an episode of Galactica 1980. . .the main characters are always confused, the plots are terrible, and John Dykstra's special effects suck."

Profound, no?
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Postby KathleenJ on Sat Jul 13, 2002 9:35 am

Profound, yes!
(also forgot to mention that I very much liked the word "harridan" and am eagerly waiting for a chance to use it, whether in comics or just conversation)
Also,"harlot" is a much more fun word than "whore". On that note, I once had some friends that made up and used the word "slore" as a derogatory term, like a combo of "slut" and "whore".
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Life is like this forum. People wander in and out and you only know who a few of them are. When you're bored and lonely and you want something to happen, usually nothing does unless you take some initiative. And when things start happening, they usually go off in some strange direction nobody expected.
Plus, it has a picture of a blue tent.
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Postby Justinpie on Sat Jul 13, 2002 10:54 am

Life is also like the letter X.
You pretty much take it for granted most of the time, but there are certain situations where you realize how valuable it is - like if you're playing Scrabble or something and realize you have the letters Y-L-O-P-H-O-N-E all lined up and you're like "Damn, I wish I had an X" and you're trying to think of ways to use all the other letters you have instead, like BYLOPHONE or FLYLOPHONE or something, and suddenly you find out that you DID have an X, but it was accidentally flipped over so you didn't see it. And everything is better again, and you're like "Thank god for that X."

And then you go back to neglecting it again.
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Postby Kalmazoo702 on Sat Jul 13, 2002 6:11 pm

Life is like a sea anemone. You're not exactly sure what it is, but you know of it vaugely. You may confuse it with a barnacle.
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