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Denny gaped at the huge animal trampling the collective gardens of the naighbourhood: "What would Rufus say?!!"

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"Nothing..." said Kristan, pointing to the hat on the ground, "I think it already got him."

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Meanwhile, the Coolville abandoned warehouse district started glowing like a mofo, because...

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..there were so far too many loose threads in there.

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RADIOACTIVE LOOSE THREADS!

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The giant turtle shuddered.

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Then, unexpectadly, a nearby rock exploded, and the giant turtle rolled over onto its back, spilling the occupants from here to

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a middle-sized hedge.

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Gorbachev laughed at Gamera's unexpected 'sploding and falling.
"I've got you now, my archenemy! Tonight, I shall have turtle-flavored Gazpacho soup!"

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"Look! An astronaut and a cosmonaut!", Georgio the Ultimate Badger yells as Denny and Kris fly towards him.

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"Dylan!" yelled Denny, crashing into him, "What's with all this random shit happening, and what did you do to the car?"

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"Muuh?", Dylan slurred, as Georgio ran like a crazy to make sure that, as the cosmonaut had turned into an astronaut, the astronaut wouldn't turn into a cosmonaut. She's too beautiful to be turned into the russian army, Georgio The Ultimate Badger reasoned to himself.

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Having hit her head rather hard on the pavement impairing her vision and judgement, Kristan looked up at Ultimate Badger and gasped, "Who are YOU, you sexy beast?"

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"Georgio, ultimate badger by trade". exploded Ultimate Badger, who talks by exploding.

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"Goddammit!" cursed Dylan, seeing the explodey badger hitting on his woman, "This is all YOUR fault, Gamera! I WILL CRUSH YOU! You too, Gorbo-dude."

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"Oh! There is no need!" shouted a nearby, poorly dubbed, Japanese scientist. "If Gamera and the Gorbachev are of equal power, they are to destroy each other!"

"How good for us all!" he added.

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And so they did destroy each other, and it was suddenly eerily quiet.
"Whoa..." said Denny to the scientist, "That was fast."

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"Once you have stated the obvious, things tend to go fast.", the scientist nodded.

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And so they did.

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So fast that before anyone even noticed, ten years had gone by.

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