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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2001 2:25 am
by JPSloan
well, dammit Janet, it's only 4 days into December, and I've already got a screwy search string hit...<P>"char crazy joe of mugen"<P>Huhn???<P>------------------
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2001 3:11 am
by KathleenJ
Your logs are the undisputed champion of the bizarre.
I bet you have a secret page on your site that you're not telling us about, and it consists entirely of strange random words.

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2001 10:12 am
by Joe van der Gonz
Hmm. That's a good idea.......<P>------------------
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2001 11:17 am
by KathleenJ
I wonder if it's been done, somewhere out there in internet land. I can't be the first person to think of it....or AM i?
meh.
New ones from mine:
<B>"kawasaki motorcycle pictures"</B>
and
<B>"proverbial jar"</B>

PostPosted: Mon Dec 10, 2001 12:04 pm
by Joe van der Gonz
Nothing special on mine, really.
<B>"boo yah frame"</B>
<B>"darchive"</B>
Just stoopid ones. Nothing funny yet.<P>------------------
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2001 5:20 am
by JPSloan
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kathleenJ:
<B>New ones from mine:
"kawasaki motorcycle pictures"</B>
and
<B>"proverbial jar"</B>
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>
Use "proverbial jar" in a sentence...<P>
"She picked up her ex-husband like a toad and put him in the proverbial jar."<P>------------------
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2001 8:59 am
by KathleenJ
I like!
The one on my site is "not the brightest cookie in the proverbial jar", describing Dylan's intellect on the cast page (which desperately needs an overhaul).
Now...use 'boo yah frame' in a sentence.

PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2001 9:21 am
by JPSloan
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kathleenJ:
<B>I like!
The one on my site is "not the brightest cookie in the proverbial jar", describing Dylan's intellect on the cast page (which desperately needs an overhaul).
Now...use 'boo yah frame' in a sentence.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>When the sociopathic Canadian hockey fan was hauled away on trumped up murder charges, he exclaimed, "Boo yah frame me, eh?"<P>------------------
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2001 10:44 am
by KathleenJ
Wow, better than anything I coulda come up with!
...in other news, I think i'm the only Canadian in all of Canada who doesn't like hockey.

PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2001 3:49 am
by Sine
i dont like hockey...

PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2001 3:38 am
by Exit
I am deeply disturbed...i checked my keen stats for the first time in aaaaaaaages.
Heres some search strings used to find my site:<P>0. walking in a winter wonderland automation
1. cow boy hunks
2. mark freid (who the hell is that?)
3. barry figgins (Update: I now know who this is)
4. 101 dumb blond jocks
5. bits of teens pics (what like chopped up body parts?)
And the worst of all....
6. thirteen year old girl<P>I get all the freakin pedos.<p>[This message has been edited by Exit (edited 12-23-2001).]

PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2001 11:06 am
by KathleenJ
hee hee hee, those are good ones!
I want 101 dumb blond jocks and cowboy hunks as a little army to do my bidding.
nothing really funny on mine this month, but someone was looking for <B>old time comic porn</B>

PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2001 1:11 am
by Sine
i think i figured out the best ass contest thing....
the cast page, it sez 'best friend' and 'ass kicking contest' and google'll search based on the word content.
anyhow, i hope that clears it up <P>

PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2001 6:55 am
by KathleenJ
I do believe you're right!
...but others remain shrouded in mystery.

PostPosted: Sun Jan 27, 2002 9:05 am
by TheFish
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kathleenJ:
<B>but someone was looking for old time comic porn</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Now that's classic, no pun intended.<P><p>[This message has been edited by TheFish (edited 01-27-2002).]

PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2002 9:09 am
by KathleenJ
Aha!
It's all fitting together...

PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2002 10:47 am
by KathleenJ
Okay, my logs are working again, and I think I have one that beats almost EVERYTHING on here:
<B>"bitch prison makeup man"</B>
!!!

PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2002 12:55 pm
by JPSloan
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kathleenJ:
<B>Okay, my logs are working again, and I think I have one that beats almost EVERYTHING on here:
"bitch prison makeup man"</B>
!!!
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Maybe Mr. Bitch Prison Makeup Man was the one who was looking for the goat pr0n?<P>------------------
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2002 8:44 am
by Justinpie
Hi everyone. I'm the one who was looking for <B>"bitch prison makeup man,"</B> that's how I found Coolville. I don't know anything about goats, though. That's just plain weird.
-Justin
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2002 10:39 am
by KathleenJ
heh...I swear, if you're serious... <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">
meh, welcome to tha board.
And you've got a site too (a good one! I hereby order everyone to go check out Killroy and Tina), so if you get any search string weirdness on your hitcount page, post it here.
This has become this forum's Thread-That-Will-Not-Die.