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Postby KathleenJ on Mon Aug 20, 2001 9:33 am

just looking at my logs for the month...somebody found this site by searching for the phrase "best ass contest"! ?!? what the hell?
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Postby Jtbrack on Tue Aug 21, 2001 6:02 am

When I ran a strip on Keenspace a long time ago, I got stranger. It get's weirder, just wait <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">
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Postby KathleenJ on Tue Aug 21, 2001 9:35 am

oh, i'm sure it will. 'best ass contest' just struck me as especially weird for some reason. hee hee, file that one under 'storylines you're not going to see'! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">
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Postby Delinquents on Thu Aug 23, 2001 8:35 am

you think those are odd?!<P>here are the best ones from mine (best as is funny)<P>1)how to corn row hair
2)anal mart
3)monkey nut
4)corn row for hair
5)for her pleasure
6)girly anal<P>i still have no idea how the hell girly anal and my comic could be in the same search string <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"><P>-peace <A HREF="http://delinquents.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>http://delinquents.keenspace.com</A>
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Postby KathleenJ on Thu Aug 23, 2001 11:52 am

laughing my ass off at 'anal mart'! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"> ..although i could see how some of the other ones led to your site.
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Postby KathleenJ on Sun Sep 09, 2001 8:42 am

woo! i know this thread has gotten old and dusty...but i just saw that somebody found my site by searching 'taking a dump'!
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Postby KathleenJ on Tue Sep 11, 2001 2:52 am

No, I'M Maritza! Secretly!
no, i'm sorry, i'm lying just to get attention. maybe if i had some cybernetic prosthetics... hey, that rhymes. there's an idea for a really bad rap song.
hmm...your site has a link to CRFH, but mentions no names. So this Maritza thing remains an unsolved mystery. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/eek.gif">
I sometimes get names on my list. I remember seeing that someone searched the name Paul Damien. If it was someone searching their own name, i bet they got a surprise.
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Postby Joshua_w on Tue Sep 11, 2001 11:25 am

These make little sense:<P><B>"scanjet 3300c paint shop"</B>
<B>"cybernetic prosthetic" and "alien prosthetics"</B> (who the hell was looking for cybernetic and alien prosthetics?)
<B>"klovich"</B> (and where is this "klovich?")
<B>"how to cast leg"</B>
<B>"sunday september 29"</B> (yup, I ALWAYS say to myself: "Gee, I could really go with a search string that will get me more results than the national census!")
<B>"sex* comic* forum"</B> (well, "comic" and "forum" I can give you....)
<B>"she crutches cast socks"</B><P>The runner up for oddest search string:
<B>"yeah i like you"</B><P>This one's DEFINITELY the winner:
<B>"Maritza Campos"</B><P>Yeah, that's me. I'm Maritza Campos all right.<P>Whoot!!
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Postby Joe van der Gonz on Sat Sep 29, 2001 5:05 am

Oooh! New ones from <A href="http://insidejoke.keenspace.com">Inside Joke</A>'s logs!
<B>"architect joke"</B>
<B>"adult! /p comic"</B>
<B>"full cast of the replacements"</B>
<B>"comic's drawer"</B><P>And here's my best "newbie:"
<B>"comic bad joke"</B> (I didn't think it was that bad!)<P>[edit] I forgot to add <B>"grenade joke"</B>[/edit]
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Postby KathleenJ on Sat Sep 29, 2001 8:26 am

I'm not going to let this topic die, cause it's fun!
recent additions...
"incredibly long hair"
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"one legged man ass kicking contest"
!!!
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Postby Exit on Sun Sep 30, 2001 2:45 am

People find my comic by typing 'Minor Sex', 'Minor Teen', 'naked minors' etc etc.<P>I get all the perves.<P><P>------------------
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Postby KathleenJ on Thu Oct 04, 2001 1:42 am

Yeah, I guess you would get a lot of that from the word 'minor'! hah!
ha...'comic bad joke'...ouch! funny that someone would actually go looking around for a bad comic when they're so easy to find. (ps - that doesn't mean you! your comic is good!) Or maybe they were looking for a bad joke as in a dirty one, like the perverts that find Martin's comic by the word 'minor'.
Ooh, new one from mine!
"screwed best friend sister"
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i don't remember <I>that</I> storyline...
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Postby JPSloan on Thu Oct 11, 2001 1:10 am

Just got my first weird search string hit...<P>"Goat Pron"<P>Aiiighhhh!!!<P>I'm going to go sit under my bed, rocking myself, muttering There is no god... There is no god...<P>------------------
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Postby KathleenJ on Thu Oct 11, 2001 3:46 am

Whaaat?
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That's so wrong in so many ways.
my first thought: "what the hell's pron? same as porn?"
Did a search on it, and yeah, um, it is.
WTF?!?
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Postby JPSloan on Fri Oct 12, 2001 4:35 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kathleenJ:
<B>Whaaat?
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That's so wrong in so many ways.
my first thought: "what the hell's pron? same as porn?"
Did a search on it, and yeah, um, it is.
WTF?!?</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Yeah, the word came about as a means to fake out the 'bots. Sometimes it's spelled with a zero. I think it's actually canon l33t at this point.<P>But goat pron?<P>Another thing that grabs my attention is that some semi-clever yahoos have managed to edit their id tags when they return hits as referrers. So, when you look at your top referrers, you get stuff like mailto billgates@microsoft dot com, and whitehouse dot gov. <P>------------------
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Postby KathleenJ on Sat Oct 13, 2001 5:05 am

ha, you get all the 'joke' ones because of your title!
yet another reason i hate the title of my comic - it's not a common word or phrase that people would search for, ever. meh.
ah, there's a lot of perverts searching out there...i think the goat pron takes the proverbial cake, though. i mean, <I>goat</I>?!? we've had some good ones, but it's going to take something major to beat that.
hmm, i've never gotten anything like those bill gates and white house referrers, though.
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Postby Joe van der Gonz on Sat Oct 13, 2001 11:34 am

<B>"goat pron"</B> and <B>"screwed best friend sister"</B> are both probably worse than MY last gem:<P><B>"stripsearch joke"</B><P>------------------
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Postby TheFish on Sun Oct 14, 2001 4:58 am

Well, I have to say, I'd have to thank keenspace alone for my finding your little beauty of a comic. I was looking up "webcomics" on a search engine and happened to come across something on keenspace, and saw a link to your page from there... Glad I found it though! I'd consider myself a fairly avid (even if silent) fan at this point!
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Postby KathleenJ on Sun Oct 14, 2001 8:53 am

If it wasn't for Keenspace, my comics would still be in a binder in the crack between my bed and the wall.
I love you, Keenspace! You found me fans, and bizarre entertaining search strings!
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Postby Joe van der Gonz on Mon Oct 15, 2001 2:31 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kathleenJ:
<B>...i hate the title of my comic - it's not a common word or phrase that people would search for, ever.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
You want people finding your comic with <B>"stripsearch joke?"</B><P>------------------
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