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The Fuzzle McDuffies Thread

PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:18 am
by Rkolter
Fuzzling McDuffies is one of the greatest experiences in the young life of a new forumite. It also involves a lot of unsettling business. It's pretty gross really. But if you don't Fuzzle him, bad things happen to you.

So, this is the Fuzzle McDuffies thread. Try to be entertaining when you do it. Please do not fuzzle McDuffies in other threads.

This thread based on this thread from Help:
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Re: The Fuzzle McDuffies Thread

PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:23 am
by MariaAndMichelle
A word of advice: try to avoid letting him fuzzle you.

He never calls. Image Image

Re: The Fuzzle McDuffies Thread

PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:54 am
by Arson
Nan da kore wa?

Re: The Fuzzle McDuffies Thread

PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:42 pm
by Ahaugen
I remember when I had to fuzzle McDuffies ... wish I hadn't cause now it's back to therapy for me!

Suggested protocol

PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 4:18 pm
by VeryCuddlyCornpone
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Re: The Fuzzle McDuffies Thread

PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:58 pm
by Jim North
Never trust Pirate McDuffies.

Never.

Re: The Fuzzle McDuffies Thread

PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:41 pm
by [AlmightyPyro]
I trusted Pirate McDuffies once... I never knew that kidneys bounced like that...

Re: The Fuzzle McDuffies Thread

PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 4:20 am
by Rkolter
I fuzzled McDuffies once; when I woke up my postcount was cut in half and there were all these weird stains... :ick:

Re: The Fuzzle McDuffies Thread

PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:01 am
by Dracomax
I once had a drink called a fuzzled mcduffies. the pocket lint wqas gross, but other than that, it was terrible. D:

Re: The Fuzzle McDuffies Thread

PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:09 am
by Zlee
This is me fuzzling.

Re: The Fuzzle McDuffies Thread

PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 11:29 am
by Risky
Darn kids and their newfangled fuzzling. In my day we just had the box and we liked it.

... actually the box was after my time too...

Re: The Fuzzle McDuffies Thread

PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 11:50 am
by [AlmightyPyro]
Dracomax wrote:I once had a drink called a fuzzled mcduffies. the pocket lint wqas gross, but other than that, it was terrible. D:


That makes me want to invent a shot called the Fuzzle McDuffies... it would have to be orange and tangy but leave a bitter taste in the morning. xD

Re: The Fuzzle McDuffies Thread

PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:04 pm
by VeryCuddlyCornpone
[AlmightyPyro] wrote:
Dracomax wrote:I once had a drink called a fuzzled mcduffies. the pocket lint wqas gross, but other than that, it was terrible. D:


That makes me want to invent a shot called the Fuzzle McDuffies... it would have to be orange and tangy but leave a bitter taste in the morning. xD

And the fuzzle leaves you with one long continuous burp that lasts for days and days.

Re: The Fuzzle McDuffies Thread

PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:39 pm
by Ahaugen
[AlmightyPyro] wrote:
Dracomax wrote:I once had a drink called a fuzzled mcduffies. the pocket lint wqas gross, but other than that, it was terrible. D:


That makes me want to invent a shot called the Fuzzle McDuffies... it would have to be orange and tangy but leave a bitter taste in the morning. xD


I'd suggest orange soda {EDIT: or tang}, captain, and lager

Re: The Fuzzle McDuffies Thread

PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 3:28 pm
by Risky
Ahaugen wrote:
[AlmightyPyro] wrote:
Dracomax wrote:I once had a drink called a fuzzled mcduffies. the pocket lint wqas gross, but other than that, it was terrible. D:


That makes me want to invent a shot called the Fuzzle McDuffies... it would have to be orange and tangy but leave a bitter taste in the morning. xD


I'd suggest orange soda {EDIT: or tang}, captain, and lager


I humbly suggest equal amounts of Peach Scnapps and Orange Juice; a splash of mcbaileys; a splash of vanilla vodka; garnish with panties.

Re: The Fuzzle McDuffies Thread

PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 12:33 am
by Tellurider
everything's better with Mount Gay rum

Re: The Fuzzle McDuffies Thread

PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:37 pm
by Ekolter
Add a few drops of Absithe (sp?) for the 'what the hell?!' effect. I agree it's gotta be garished with a lacey red or black thong.

Re: The Fuzzle McDuffies Thread

PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:01 am
by Dracomax
anyone else notice that the majority of people who are fuzzling mcduffies are repeat offendors?

Re: The Fuzzle McDuffies Thread

PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:17 am
by Tellurider
Dracomax wrote:anyone else notice that the majority of people who are fuzzling mcduffies are repeat offendors?

It's an addiction. We should start FMDA - fuzzle mcduffies anonymous.

12 steps to a better fuzzle!

Re: The Fuzzle McDuffies Thread

PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:31 am
by VeryCuddlyCornpone
Tellurider wrote:
Dracomax wrote:anyone else notice that the majority of people who are fuzzling mcduffies are repeat offendors?

It's an addiction. We should start FMDA - fuzzle mcduffies anonymous.

12 steps to a better fuzzle!


The first step is admitting you have a goblin.