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There, there, Lady BEC . . . I assure you that Doombees are, in fact, very real, and they shall soon become our overlords and masters as prophesied in days of yore. Apocalypse honey shall flow forth from every spigot and font, and doom shall rain down on Drunk Duck, Webcomics Nation, and everyone else who dares affront Comic Genesis with their foolish mockeries of an existence.

We'll also have cool new Doombee hats.

And all is right with the universe once again. Whew.

Jim North wrote:There, there, Lady BEC . . . I assure you that Doombees are, in fact, very real, and they shall soon become our overlords and masters as prophesied in days of yore. Apocalypse honey shall flow forth from every spigot and font, and doom shall rain down on Drunk Duck, Webcomics Nation, and everyone else who dares affront Comic Genesis with their foolish mockeries of an existence.

We'll also have cool new Doombee hats.

*sniffles*

Really?

Whew! I didn't know what I was gonna do. I really want one of those cool Doombee hats!

Jim North wrote:There, there, Lady BEC . . . I assure you that Doombees are, in fact, very real, and they shall soon become our overlords and masters as prophesied in days of yore. Apocalypse honey shall flow forth from every spigot and font, and doom shall rain down on Drunk Duck, Webcomics Nation, and everyone else who dares affront Comic Genesis with their foolish mockeries of an existence.

We'll also have cool new Doombee hats.

LIES! The Doombees died out years ago!Can I get one of those hats?

Mmm, fresh meat... Uh, I mean, welcome new person!

*waits for the day when someone with the usrname: Doombee does a "hi I'm new" thread*

Hello new person!

Welcome in!

When I first joined I started on the chat, and everyone was very friendly.

Jim North wrote:There, there, Lady BEC . . . I assure you that Doombees are, in fact, very real, and they shall soon become our overlords and masters as prophesied in days of yore. Apocalypse honey shall flow forth from every spigot and font, and doom shall rain down on Drunk Duck, Webcomics Nation, and everyone else who dares affront Comic Genesis with their foolish mockeries of an existence.

We'll also have cool new Doombee hats.

(Just because there aren't enough instances in which to use this thing normally.)

So did we scare him off?

You know, not everyone has the dedication and courage that some of us do. Many poeple are unable to push themselves to the point of monitoring the forums for more than five, maybe six, hours a day.

Them and their "social lives." Weaklings, all of them.

Black Sparrow wrote:Them and their "social lives." Weaklings, all of them.

Indeed. I hear that some poeple interrupt what they're doing to go to those "job" things. Really, it's a sickness. An addiction. Some poeple simply have no inner strength at all.

The Snoo wrote:

Black Sparrow wrote:Them and their "social lives." Weaklings, all of them.

Indeed. I hear that some poeple interrupt what they're doing to go to those "job" things. Really, it's a sickness. An addiction. Some poeple simply have no inner strength at all.

And some of us are so addicted that they continue to monitor the forums while at these so-called "jobs".

*dismisses the fabricated evidence*

Obviously, it's trick photography. A trick of the light. Swamp gas, under a weather balloon. Flim flammery of the lowest sort. I tell you, the wool will not be pulled over these eyes!

Shocking. Well I can do nothing else but endorse Sparrow's plot for world domination. Which may or may not involve doombees, pirates and possibly pirates with doombees in there mouths that shoot doombees at you when they say "Arrr".

GO SPARROW!


Oh and hi there new guy. I guess I should tell you to get in the box. But I'm in the box. And honestly it was more comfortable without you! Eh... what the hell. Welcome aboard.

Speaking of boxes. Why is it "box fodder"?

Just be happy you're not box fodder anymore . . . you filthy customer!

I know this was about 5 posts ago, but could somebody please help the noob out and explain "Doombees", please?

ahaugen wrote:I know this was about 5 posts ago, but could somebody please help the noob out and explain "Doombees", please?

Educate yourself!

Duh. Thers bees that SPREAD DOOM!!!!!! Nah. Im not even sure dude. Your not alone.