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Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:32 pm
by JTigerclaw
Dave, I'm afraid to inform you that the so-called "Bill Gates' soul" you possess is a fake.
The Devil is no dummy. He knows how much the soul of the man responsible for unleashing Microsoft on the world is. He wouldn't dare part with it, no matter what the price. Also, he is the Devil, and lying and cheating are not necessarily out of his league. Yes my friend, I believe you got jypped.
Devil 1 Dave 0
Don't feel bad though. He does this kind of thing alot. It's probably a very nice replica.
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 1:10 am
by PF27
Tch, you're all wrong. Bill gates still has his soul. He traded it back from the devil with an offer of 'This amazing new Service Pack 2!"
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 7:39 am
by Jac
Ok, I'm confused again. I thought Bill Gates and the Devil were the same person.
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 8:31 am
by Pimpette
Nah.
God sent us Jesus.
Satan sent us Bill Gates.
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 9:11 am
by Vorticus
I wonder if Bill Gates is the most hated man alive. I know there are other really hated people, but Windows has such the install base.
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 9:18 am
by Tellurider
What did Bill Gates' wife say on their wedding night?
"Well, now I know why you call your company microsoft..."
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 10:18 am
by ManyWorlds
Tellurider wrote:What did Bill Gates' wife say on their wedding night?
"Well, now I know why you call your company microsoft..."
And Bill Gates is no longer in possession of his soul, but Satan doesn't have it. It has been spread among every computer that uses the Windows OS. You've seen T3? Yeah. Bill Gates' soul is now SkyNet.
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 11:06 am
by Dave Against The Machine
Soul..... Fake..... Thats not posable
Its anoying and everything. All he talks about is how he so called invented the enternet, and how rich he is.
SATAN MUST DIE.
And I know just the person who can help. *calls Constantine*
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 11:59 am
by Jim North
Dave Against The Machine wrote:Soul..... Fake..... Thats not posable
Yah, real souls have far more articulation points.
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 12:02 pm
by JTigerclaw
Maybe he meant 'posable' in the action figure posing sense.
Of course souls aren't posable, they are not to be touched. Display only.
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 12:19 pm
by Jim North
JTigerclaw wrote:Maybe he meant 'posable' in the action figure posing sense.
What do you think I meant?
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 12:25 pm
by JTigerclaw
Jim North wrote:JTigerclaw wrote:
Maybe he meant 'posable' in the action figure posing sense.
What do you think I meant?
...uh... Oh.
I misinterpreted. Oops. *knows nothing of action figures*
I feel such shame.
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 2:28 pm
by Tellurider
Dave Against The Machine wrote:Soul..... Fake..... Thats not posable
Its anoying and everything. All he talks about is how he so called invented the enternet, and how rich he is.
SATAN MUST DIE.
And I know just the person who can help. *calls Constantine*
Oh, oh, oh. You have AL GORE'S soul. Yeah. Easy to confuse, I know.
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 3:46 pm
by JTigerclaw
Psh, impossible.
Everyone knows Al Gore is a robot.
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 5:40 pm
by Dave Against The Machine
It,s so obvious. Becaus Al is close to AI, artificial intelligence.
How could we be so ignorant.
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 6:41 pm
by JTigerclaw
Dave Against The Machine wrote:It,s so obvious. Becaus Al is close to AI, artificial intelligence.
How could we be so ignorant.
It's easy. I just ignore everything around me.