So Then I Wonder, "How Can I Introduce Myself?"

Jac · Post by **Jac** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:02 pm

Really? I thought they built the internet with boxes. You know, like those cool forts little kids make? Except in each box, a newb is trapped. Maybe alive, maybe dead. Or, according to Schrodinger, BOTH.

Black Sparrow · Post by **Black Sparrow** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:04 pm

You're misinformed, I'm afraid. You see, there is only one Box: a Box that dwarfs all other boxes. This Box is only available to established members of the Comic Genesis forums for the sole purpose of hazing noobs.

There can be no other Box.

Dave Against The Machine · Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:13 pm

It has air holes right? Oh the newb days. Yes. Oh wait.... I still am newbish! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *gets hazed*

Jac · Post by **Jac** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:14 pm

Black Sparrow wrote:....a Box that dwarfs all other boxes...

There can be no other Box.

*JAC becomes confused!!

JAC hurts itself in confusion!!*

I hated when this happened in my Pokemon game...

Kilre · Post by **Kilre** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:15 pm

If there's air holes, you could see the light. Which brings a sense of hope.

Black Sparrow · Post by **Black Sparrow** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:15 pm

Jac wrote:
Black Sparrow wrote:....a Box that dwarfs all other boxes...

There can be no other Box.
*JAC becomes confused!!

JAC hurts itself in confusion!!*

I hated when this happened in my Pokemon game...

It's all in the capitalization, my young, newbish friend.

Dave Against The Machine · Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:16 pm

Well. It beats sparrow shooting me.

Dave Against The Machine · Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:17 pm

Jac wrote:
Black Sparrow wrote:....a Box that dwarfs all other boxes...

There can be no other Box.
*JAC becomes confused!!

JAC hurts itself in confusion!!*

I hated when this happened in my Pokemon game...

Dave Against The Machine · Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:18 pm

Whoops. Didn't mean to do that.

Jac · Post by **Jac** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:21 pm

*JAC is no longer confused!*

Ah, I see. The almighty Box and the lesser, unimportant boxes are entirely different. I should be taking notes.

*takes notes*

*starts doodling in the margins*

*doodles take over the page*

*notes no longer visible*

GAH. Every time!

Black Sparrow · Post by **Black Sparrow** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:23 pm

And artist indeed.

And Dave... was that a triple post? I'm afraid we don't allow those around here... I shall now exact from you the fine of one soul. Fork it over.

Seriously, next time, just use the "Edit" button at the upper right corner of the post.

Dave Against The Machine · Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:25 pm

The exact reason I failed a couple courses in college.
No, please. Not a soul.
OK
Do you want one from nike, adidas, or some old converses?

Black Sparrow · Post by **Black Sparrow** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:32 pm

AHAHAHA... ha. Ha.

I don't know if you've noticed, but I don't do puns.

Seriously, it doesn't have to be yours, but get me a soul. And now I've passed into the realm of "creepy!"

Dave Against The Machine · Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:41 pm

*Gets out his box of souls* No, no, to puny, this one I plan to feast on for dinner. AH HA! How about Bill Gates'?

Black Sparrow · Post by **Black Sparrow** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:43 pm

You have Bill Gates' soul?! I could have sworn that that was lost to the devil YEARS ago... He had it under a glass case and everything!

Tellurider · Post by **Tellurider** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:43 pm

Dave Against The Machine wrote:*Gets out his box of souls* No, no, to puny, this one I plan to feast on for dinner. AH HA! How about Bill Gates'?

You got Bill Gates's soul? ...you're the son of the devil, aren't you? No way is Satan letting that go to anyone outside his demonic family.

Dave Against The Machine · Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:48 pm

Remeber that song about the fiddeling deal with the devil? Well that was about me. And more than a fiddle was on the line.

Black Sparrow · Post by **Black Sparrow** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:50 pm

.... I thought that guy's name was Johnny. *narrows eyes*

Dave Against The Machine · Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:54 pm

He didn't want to give me any recognition, so he used Johnny. I should sue.

Tellurider · Post by **Tellurider** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 10:23 pm

Black Sparrow wrote:.... I thought that guy's name was Johnny. *narrows eyes*

No, that was Tenacious D! And they sang the Best Song in the World! But they forgot it later.

Or is this that "devil went down to georgia" song? That's a good one too...