The Fake London Get-Together!

Black Sparrow · Post by **Black Sparrow** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 11:45 am

mcDuffies wrote:YOU SWAPPED GLASSES!!!

That's like, what, third base?!

Vorticus · Post by **Vorticus** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 2:17 pm

Black Sparrow wrote:
mcDuffies wrote:YOU SWAPPED GLASSES!!!
That's like, what, third base?!

How many bases are there? I mean you're lacking frame of reference. In capture the flag 2 bases, in baseball 4, in online shooters any where between 2-8.

Keffria · Post by **Keffria** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 2:23 pm

Okay, here it is:

KEFFRIA'S FAKE LONDON PHOTO DIARY... (Part 1!)

We arrived at the Mongolian Grill; the grill itself is the most AWESOME thing evar, big enough to cook several large animals, or maybe one very large animal if you punched a hole in it. Simply awesome. Also, you can gorge yourself on unlimited stir-fry for about $12. Remember, always order ice water with lemon, you silly, wasteful children!

Great, first Keff beats me at eating, and now she won't stop teasing me about the Leafs... What's a guy to do...? T_T

...Ahh, I know! Emo suicide by butterknife! ...We let him go at it for a little while, but it just produced a "pleasant tickly sensation". Maybe by the time the Leafs win the Stanley Cup, he'll have drawn blood. I'm sorry, Dawg. *huggles*

Here we see Tynan acting as my dancing monkey en route to ... somewhere. Maybe the mall at that point.

Our next stop was a bar. I had promised I wouldn't go out for any drinkies that night, in case my friends turned out to be pedophiles (not kidding!), but apparently, everything in downtown London except the bars closes after about 7:00 PM, and the only Timmy's nearby had no seats... So, we found a fairly cheap bar that had the game on. I had sex on the beach, perhaps the least subtly-named drink in existence. I was going to say that Pimpette and I had sex on the beach, as we both ordered said drink, but that would make too many people around here happy.

Doodling. Don't ask about THAT picture, I learned.

OMG THEY SWITCHED GLASSES, THAT IS SO DIRTY!

Obligatory sexy-glasses shot, because Keffria's fetish is well-publicized.

The rest of the collection will be posted once I finish scanning. Gawd, I hate real cameras. T_T

K-Dawg · Post by **K-Dawg** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:02 pm

Keffria wrote:
...Ahh, I know! Emo suicide by butterknife! ...We let him go at it for a little while, but it just produced a "pleasant tickly sensation". Maybe by the time the Leafs win the Stanley Cup, he'll have drawn blood. I'm sorry, Dawg. *huggles*

AUGH! I am jabbed at, and that one was very deep!

Obligatory sexy-glasses shot, because Keffria's fetish is well-publicized.

Hah it looks more goofy then sexy, you might have to teach me how to do a good sexy glasses shot.

Vorticus · Post by **Vorticus** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:32 pm

K-Dawg wrote:
Keffria wrote:
...Ahh, I know! Emo suicide by butterknife! ...We let him go at it for a little while, but it just produced a "pleasant tickly sensation". Maybe by the time the Leafs win the Stanley Cup, he'll have drawn blood. I'm sorry, Dawg. *huggles*
AUGH! I am jabbed at, and that one was very deep!

Obligatory sexy-glasses shot, because Keffria's fetish is well-publicized.
Hah it looks more goofy then sexy, you might have to teach me how to do a good sexy glasses shot.

If the optometrist office is any indication, there are different poses for sexy glasses shots for men and women.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:43 pm

I should make a few sexy glasses shots too.

DJMayhem · Post by **DJMayhem** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:51 pm

most of us probably wear glasses, though...

CJBurgandy · Post by **CJBurgandy** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 4:11 pm

I don't! I have super human vision, in fact, I can see your underware.

well I could if you wore underware...

Keffria · Post by **Keffria** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 5:34 pm

K-Dawg wrote:
Keffria wrote:
...Ahh, I know! Emo suicide by butterknife! ...We let him go at it for a little while, but it just produced a "pleasant tickly sensation". Maybe by the time the Leafs win the Stanley Cup, he'll have drawn blood. I'm sorry, Dawg. *huggles*
AUGH! I am jabbed at, and that one was very deep!

READ THE TINY TEXT. T_T

And now...

KEFFRIA'S FAKE LONDON PHOTO DIARY (Part 2!)

It is very hard to look pouty-and-sexy when you have a lemon in your mouth, but Pimpette pulls it off quite well.

Again with the lemons. It tastes like sour and chick-drink... :3

It's a lot easier to smile all silly-like with fruit-for-teeth.

Tynan didn't get a lemon; what does he have to offer? I dunno...

...Well, this. Want to see what else I can do with my tongue? (he asks)

Heading back out onto the streets. OMG IT IS MY HAND! ...Better than the last time I handled the camera, and everything was just a big motion-blur (true story, at my father's university graduation back in '99~ish).

She said, quick, do something funny, I still have a bunch of photos to waste! ...How can you be deliberately funny and on such short notice? Ehh, whatever, just flail around wildly!

Uhh ... Uhh ... Yay, it's Dawg, and he's in the Galleria Mall!

...That mall is sooo dead, and has been as long as I've lived in London - this in spite of the fact that it's about ten minutes from not one but three high schools and located right downtown.

The Pimp Boots simply cried out to be photographed. Unfortunately, that damn reflective sign seems to have stolen the limelight. I wish it said something more interesting -- although free parking in the fake London *is* pretty rare. Apparently, you either have to sleep with someone or threaten them to get your parking validated at Rainbow, I can't remember.

Obligatory spontaneous-dancing-and-booty shot. I think I took this just before the crane-game-machine-thing ate Tynan's toonie; that was a tragic event indeed.

And the final photo! I left this one large so that you can read the writing on the pillar (more or less). The defaced pillar cried out to be covered, and Tynan and Pimpette lovingly obliged. Also, my camera indicated at one point that I had something like one-and-a-half photos remaining, so here's about half a shot plus some out-of-film red crap. Heh.

And that's it for my photos! Interesting things that, for whatever reason, we didn't get on film include...
-Lots and lots of of jaywalking, which seemed to shock my companions but which is commonplace in the Fake London
-Wandering around in search of Chips Ahoy (before I got there) and places to sit
-A real-life place of manlove (Club 181) that was sadly unoccupied
-The Solid Gold Gentlemen's Club, "It's Fun" (the only adult novelty store with Bugs Bunny, a clown, and a backwards letter or two on the sign), and various other things to snicker at
-Lots of stores that had superfluous Z's or internet-lingo in their names and slogans ("One-Stop Cutz 'n Stylz" and something about "Do U visit the dentist?")
-Some oddly-named pizza place whose particular name escapes me at the moment but which we found funny for some reason
-That car that Pimpette wanted to buy but Dawg really, really hated, to the point where he offered to buy Pimpette any car other than that particular one, or else go to the dealership and destroy/eat said offensive car, digest it, etc., etc.
-Numerous references to that re-dubbed X-Men cartoon, including some from random people in Taps on Talbot (by the way, I just saw that tonight...

)

Also, Dawg captured me dancing like an idiot for a good minute or so. ;>_>

K-Dawg · Post by **K-Dawg** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 5:58 pm

The name of the pizza place was "Superfine Pizza" pizza that was super fine.

CaptainClaude · Post by **CaptainClaude** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 6:01 pm

K-Dawg wrote:The name of the pizza place was "Superfine Pizza" pizza that was super fine.

was it REALLY superfine?

K-Dawg · Post by **K-Dawg** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 6:04 pm

ryclaude wrote:
K-Dawg wrote:The name of the pizza place was "Superfine Pizza" pizza that was super fine.
was it REALLY superfine?

Oh it was so super fine, I'd hit it.

Evil Jamie! · Post by **Evil Jamie!** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 10:59 pm

Haha, looks like you all had a blast!

Pimpette · Post by **Pimpette** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:11 pm

Hee hee, lots of pictures.
<3 the alien.

And the pimp boots are very comfortable - we walked a lot that day and the only time I got sore feet was when I discovered that there was some kitty litter in one boot. =/

Laurel's sketchbook page One

Laurel's sketchbook page Two

Keffria · Post by **Keffria** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 6:42 pm

Evil Jamie! wrote:Haha, looks like you all had a blast!

Yes, I daresay, we had a SUPERFINE time!

Vorticus · Post by **Vorticus** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 8:55 pm

Keffria wrote:
Evil Jamie! wrote:Haha, looks like you all had a blast!
Yes, I daresay, we had a SUPERFINE time!

Well duh, that's because you're all SUPERFINE!

Post by **Mercury Hat** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 9:32 pm

Vorticus wrote:
Keffria wrote: Yes, I daresay, we had a SUPERFINE time!
Well duh, that's because you're all SUPERFINE!

Are--are you hitting on Dawg?

K-Dawg · Post by **K-Dawg** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 9:34 pm

Mercury Hat wrote:
Vorticus wrote:
Keffria wrote: Yes, I daresay, we had a SUPERFINE time!
Well duh, that's because you're all SUPERFINE!
Are--are you hitting on Dawg?

...oh my.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 9:46 pm

Wow, Vort, that was one perverted innuendo about Dawg! I mean really perverted!

K-Dawg · Post by **K-Dawg** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:09 pm

I'd just like to say Fake London was a pretty cool place, and I know we'll be back to wreck even more havoc across the jaywalking streets!