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Pft. Everyone knows that scones are the real deal.
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are they made of wax, too?

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I hope not. I've been eating them all day.
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Bah! Muffins beat scones! And rock beats paper!
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The idea that strippers and porn stars aren't "real" because of the personas they project strikes me as, well, idiotic. Everyone projects an image that conceals their true self. I've yet to meet a person where thought, word, and deed were all congruent. That doesn't mean the people who fell short of such perfection weren't real though.
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Little man, let Hulk derail thread!
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Mr. Hulk is in serious need of a toothbrushing

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And he needs to stop eating leafy greens...

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I see your hulk and I raise you BATMAN!
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In a fight, Batman would definately kick the Hulk's ass.
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Bah! Muffins beat scones!
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real women

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wishmaster wrote:I have to ask... strippers and pornstars aren't real women? And spare me the cute answers about trips to the sex change clinic. :-?
Of course strippers and pornstars aren't real women. They're idealized parodies of women. Bikini models, prostitues (high class and low), supermodels, etc. are there to make you feel bad. make you feel bad about who you are and more importantly what you have.

is Tom Cruise real? there is a person with that name, but we don't know him. We know his image. who here is dating a stripper? once she's off stage, she becomes a real person, but when she is in the "act" of performing, she is an image, playing a part, unreal.

I'm unreal too. I'm only words. one day i'll grow up to be a real person, but i won't enjoy it until the medication has worn off.

or possibly kicked in

we need more genders anyway, change sex options are sooooo limited. i only get two options??? WTFUWT?
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LOOK AT BLACKABY HE IS FILLED WITH TEH SCREAMY OMG
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The real Tom Cruze was actually a bloke who delivered mail on the Birdsville Track for fifty years during the Depression until the early seventies. 1800 kilometres one way along one road with nothing but himself to see him through broken axles, burnt out motors, snakes in the cabin and hours of heartless outback.

The movie star one's just a little squirt who never realised that he didn't deserve Nicky Kidman.
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a bonus comic I did last week...
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Dutch! wrote:The real Tom Cruze was actually a bloke who delivered mail on the Birdsville Track for fifty years during the Depression until the early seventies. 1800 kilometres one way along one road with nothing but himself to see him through broken axles, burnt out motors, snakes in the cabin and hours of heartless outback.

The movie star one's just a little squirt who never realised that he didn't deserve Nicky Kidman.
That is both one of the most awesome and depressing stories I've ever read.
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cat42 wrote:I see your hulk and I raise you BATMAN!
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Poor Batman. That mask is covering his entire face. I wonder why he doesn't just pass out from a lack of oxygen, with that mask plastered to his face...

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TBAC wrote:
wishmaster wrote:I have to ask... strippers and pornstars aren't real women? And spare me the cute answers about trips to the sex change clinic. :-?
Of course strippers and pornstars aren't real women. They're idealized parodies of women. Bikini models, prostitues (high class and low), supermodels, etc. are there to make you feel bad. make you feel bad about who you are and more importantly what you have.
What if there's a stripper who actually likes to strip in public? What if the only reason she doesn't is because of persecution? Then it would be oppression by someone else's code of conduct! :lol:

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We need more comicstrippers.
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Warren wrote:We need ... strippers.
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stripper?

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