August search strings

RemusShepherd · Post by **RemusShepherd** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 8:08 am

netpoet wrote:Yes, I have the same name as a popular gay porn star.

You think that's bad? I have the same name as an infamous net pervert that a christian lobbyist organization used as the poster child for mental illness and depravity.

Oh, wait, that wasn't someone with my name, that actually was me.

[geoduck] · Post by **[geoduck]** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 12:00 pm

Even though I lost at least three days to the glitches, most of my stats went up a little, so yay me.

1 4 33.33% mansion of e
2 2 16.67% mansion of e comicgen
3 2 16.67% rosemary ripley
4 1 8.33% Cheesecake cartoon
5 1 8.33% mansion of e comic genesis
6 1 8.33% nudity e art
7 1 8.33% sir ohforf'sake

Nothing too exciting, although it's nice to see people conducting such specific searchs..

Stealthy · Post by **Stealthy** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 2:22 pm

It's been two years since I bothered looking at the stats for my site. But I don't think I'm ever going to stop laughing at what I found...

Listing queries, sorted by the number of requests.

#reqs search term
96 hot chick
53 hot lady
6 very hot
2 the hot chick
2 hot chick pics
1 chick hot
1 lady hot

The only logical conclusion is that to get visitors to my site, I need more hot chicks. Which, when I think about it, was totally obvious all along...

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Ida · Post by **Ida** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 6:33 am

PeppermintAfterlife wrote:My hits have been going down because I downgraded to once a week (grr), but it's impossible that no one came to my site on a couple days.

Actually, I've been having that one as well (as in, the days with 0 visits). Was ComicGen down those days, or is there some other explanation.

Noise Monkey · Post by **Noise Monkey** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 8:27 pm

I know at least a couple of those days, I at least checked my site, 'cause I know one was Crooked Halo and, seeing as how I'm not Cricket, I hadn't seen it yet. Apparently, I don't count.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 8:51 pm

Just the highlights.

1 0.56% -losers nsfw sexy webcomic <--steal!
1 0.56% Angrius <--

1 0.56% Gianna Masetti <-- steal!
1 0.56% SYNARI <--

1 0.56% condom breaks from doggy <-- I don't wanna know, i don't wanna know, I don't wanna know!
1 0.56% dolly parton bumper sticker <--she's not as well know for her bumper as other things..
1 0.56% edith spien <-- who?
1 0.56% jessa brace <-- who?
1 0.56% john wayne toupee <-- why?
1 0.56% martin jasper <--

1 0.56% penny-acrade large xbox control comic <-- steal!!!
1 0.56% samus aran bikini <-- seriously, guys, go buy some porn, find something better to do with your time... ::sighs::

Cope · Post by **Cope** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 8:54 pm

Ida wrote:
PeppermintAfterlife wrote:My hits have been going down because I downgraded to once a week (grr), but it's impossible that no one came to my site on a couple days.
Actually, I've been having that one as well (as in, the days with 0 visits). Was ComicGen down those days, or is there some other explanation.

Last I heard, the official explanation was that the admins were "doing something" with the logs.

MariaAndMichelle · Post by **MariaAndMichelle** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 10:43 pm

No good ones for August, either... two months in a row! Looks like it's starting to become a trend for us...

Nyke · Post by **Nyke** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 11:29 pm

blackaby wrote:
netpoet wrote:Yes, I have the same name as a popular gay porn star. I've been trying for years to get ahead of him in Google, and the highest I've ever gotten was 4 away from the top with my Elfwood page.
Did you ever hear about Casey Donovan, the 2004 Australian Idol winner?Lovely girl.Was a bit of an outcry when her website launched, since there's http://www.caseydonovan.com.au AND http://www.caseydonovan.com NSFW

When I put in my name, it constantly wants me to spell it like a gay porn star spells it, just by switching two letters.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 6:49 am

MariaAndMichelle wrote: No good ones for August, either... two months in a row! Looks like it's starting to become a trend for us...

Don't worry gals, I bet it's just a little slump, you'll be back to getting bizarre and sexually explict search strings again in no time.

Cat42 · Post by **Cat42** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 8:45 am

netpoet wrote:Yes, I have the same name as a popular gay porn star.

What a coincidence, Sean Davis is the name of a gay porn star who has liscenced sex toys shaped like his penis, and a soccer player!

I Eat Food!
2 | 33.33% eat ass
2 | 33.33% ieatfood budo <==== Probably me...
1 | 16.67% I eat food
1 | 16.67% Sean Davis

No search strings for xCHOPSTICKSx-Neo!.

Although, the admins messing around with the logs would explain some of the stranger refferers I got:
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MariaAndMichelle · Post by **MariaAndMichelle** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 9:05 am

legostargalactica wrote:
MariaAndMichelle wrote: No good ones for August, either... two months in a row! Looks like it's starting to become a trend for us...
Don't worry gals, I bet it's just a little slump, you'll be back to getting bizarre and sexually explict search strings again in no time.

We can only hope...

Prettydragoon · Post by **Prettydragoon** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 6:37 am

/got nothing

Nanda · Post by **Nanda** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 6:55 am

Not much other than "Ugly Girl," but...

MariaAndMichelle
Ugly Girl -Hot Naked Loving!
ugly girl -WHORE!

DJMayhem · Post by **DJMayhem** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 4:09 pm

I have no access for the Korsil search strings (the hits went down slightly, due to the fact that I haven't done any reviews since the fiasco) but I have access to my own site, Teammayhem.net (not finished, don't bother looking)

team mayhem 7 30.4 %
http //www.teammayhem.net/index.php?option=com ... &itemid=39 7 30.4 %
mayhem productions 3 13 %
teammayhem 2 8.6 %
http //www.teammayhem.net/index.php?option=com ... &itemid=33 2 8.6 %
team-mayhem 1 4.3 %
dicking 1 4.3 %

Dicking?

DJMayhem · Post by **DJMayhem** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 4:09 pm

I have no access for the Korsil search strings (the hits went down slightly, due to the fact that I haven't done any reviews since the fiasco) but I have access to my own site, Teammayhem.net (not finished, don't bother looking)

team mayhem 7 30.4 %
http //www.teammayhem.net/index.php?option=com ... &itemid=39 7 30.4 %
mayhem productions 3 13 %
teammayhem 2 8.6 %
http //www.teammayhem.net/index.php?option=com ... &itemid=33 2 8.6 %
team-mayhem 1 4.3 %
dicking 1 4.3 %

Dicking?

Toxic · Post by **Toxic** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 7:54 pm

Don't run a Google image search for "dicking"...unless you like porn.

Blackaby · Post by **Blackaby** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 8:01 pm

No one on the internet has the same name as me.

Gengar003 · Post by **Gengar003** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 4:29 am

I thought you knew about Dr. Henry Blackaby, the minister?

http://www.blackaby.org/

Or just google blackaby...

Coulda SWORN You'd mentioned him before.

Blackaby · Post by **Blackaby** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 5:57 am

Gengar003 wrote:I thought you knew about Dr. Henry Blackaby, the minister?

http://www.blackaby.org/

Or just google blackaby...

Coulda SWORN You'd mentioned him before.

Oh, I meant my real name. Yes... the issues with the incredible nunmber of religious Blackabys out there is going to hurt me in the future, I know it...

Again, let me add that caution: PLEASE REMEMBER WHEN YOU THINK UP A SUPER NAME TO GOOGLE IT FIRST... you don't want to be me...