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Re: Newbie hits the fray!
Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 6:12 pm
by RemusShepherd
PhoenixIncarnate wrote:If I'm doing anything out of line, feel free to knock me into place.
Well, first of all, you're introducing yourself all wrong. You're supposed to leap into a sensitive thread with expletives, then state that everyone will grow to hate you because you hate all humanity, then fade away into obscurity broken only by occasional tirades against the owners of Keenspace. Just like I did.
Welcome to the asylum, PhoenixIncarnate.
Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 6:52 pm
by Risky
My ears were boxed, does that count?
Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 7:21 pm
by [AlmightyPyro]
HA HA HA HA!!!!
I am the dictator of the box! I sit on the throne and keep ye boxians in line!
*Grabs PhoenixIncarnate, mimo, Asuria, Subhuman, and SquirtEryna, crams them into the evergrowing box, then grabs Friend and fits him in the box as well for being in the way*
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!!!
Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 8:14 pm
by Leko
Good lord! He's gone mad with power! *flees*
Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 8:51 pm
by [AlmightyPyro]
*grows a hitler mustache*
Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 10:24 pm
by PhoenixIncarnate
[AlmightyPyro] wrote:*grows a hitler mustache*
Combined with being shoved in a box, I can see SO many wrong things that can come from this . . .
*is glad he's only 1/8th Jewish*
Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 10:55 pm
by [AlmightyPyro]
*only hurts 1/8 of peonix*
Sorry to everyone offended!
Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 12:03 am
by AsterAzul
Crammed at the bottom of the box, the soft squeal of a worn-out, empty shell of a man eerily whispers...
"Um, sir? It's getting rather (urk!) crowded in here. And I think the cardboard is starting to tear. Also, I can't feel my left foot."
Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 12:05 am
by Leko
Bah! The Box's cardboard does not tear! The Box is indestructible! Have we taught you NOTHING?!
Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 12:09 am
by AsterAzul
The small hole my nose is sticking out of speaks otherwise.
At least I can breath now... I just hope it doesn't regenerate or something and fuse my nose into the cardboard.
Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 7:03 am
by Prettydragoon
[AlmightyPyro] wrote:*grows a hitler mustache*
*compares Pyro to Godwin*
Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 8:08 am
by Czar
prettydragoon wrote:[AlmightyPyro] wrote:*grows a hitler mustache*
*compares Pyro to Godwin*
*was expecting that comparison, but somewhere else entirely*
Re: Newbie hits the fray!
Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 8:48 am
by Rkolter
I always thought the box was more like a bag of devouring.
You keep adding newbies, and the oldest newbies suddenly start disappearing.
Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 2:07 pm
by Ryuko
They're probably just growing into healthy posters, and climbing out of the box.
Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 2:17 pm
by Czar
And yet AP refuses to leave the box...
Oh wait, you said healthy posters. I jest, of course.
Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 4:10 pm
by Ida
Ryuko wrote:They're probably just growing into healthy posters, and climbing out of the box.
And that is why the Box is an important part of any young Spacer's education. Oh, where would we be without it? *Carefully hides the fact that she has never been boxed*
Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 5:14 pm
by Keffria
A lot of us haven't, mostly because we came before its creation, I think...
Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 6:10 pm
by McDuffies
*pats his sis's shoulder*
Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 9:44 pm
by [AlmightyPyro]
The Box was (i think) initially for newbies who abuse their posting privlages (spelling?).
So abunch of people came here and slowly melted into the forums without being thrown in.
*feels an itch in his foot. looks down at Aster. Throws him out of the box into a seperate steel cage*
ahh, that's better!
Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 9:49 pm
by AsterAzul
A small, gray, lonely hand gropes wraithlake at the leg of a passerby. A faint whimper comes from the cage, and large, tearing chibi eyes glance up at you, then quickly turn away.
"Sir Pyro is my master, I have to obey him," whispers the creature as it rocks itself to sleep.