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Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 3:28 am
by Friend
I think people are misunderstanding the box logistics that I made up as I wrote them a couple of posts ago.
It's always big enough to accomodate the number of people in it, minus one.
That means, if there's three people in the box, it's only big enough to accomodate two people. If one of them leaves, it shrinks so that it's only big enough for one person. You can't 'hop' into the box. That's impossible, there's not enough room for you in there.
There's only one way to get into the box, and that's to be CRAMMED in there! AHAHAHAGHAGHAGHAGHAHADFGASDGADFGADF
*wildly crams Asuria, Phoenix and mimo into the box*
Nothing personal, folks, just following policy.
Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 3:48 am
by Eunice_P
Welcome newbies!
Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 4:32 am
by LAGtheNoggin
AGH! THEY'RE COMIN' OUTA' THE DAMNED GROUND! AGH!
AGH! THEY'RE BEHIND US!
*racks shotgun*
Oh, uh, hey! Welcome to Keenspace Forums. We have a box apparently. A box I HAD NO VOTE ON. Because if we did vote on it, I wouldn't have approved, what with infringing on popular British cable television channel called
The Box (imported from The Netherlands!) and all. So, yes, don't mind me.
*shoots wildly into hordes*
Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 5:11 am
by Cope
Vote? The box is an autocratic entity!
Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 5:32 am
by Mimo
Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 5:58 am
by Vorticus
Hmm, kitty picture. I like you best, I bounce on your head last.
Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 6:43 am
by Warren
mimo wrote:
We need more kitties in the box.
*steals a kitten*
Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 8:02 am
by Subhuman
Haha, newbie suckas! I've never been in the Box!
[Gets shoved in the Box.]
Fuck.
Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 8:10 am
by TheSuburbanLetdown
Subhuman wrote:Haha, newbie suckas! I've never been in the Box!
[Gets shoved in the Box.]
Fuck.
HA!
Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 8:45 am
by LAGtheNoggin
Cope wrote:Vote? The box is an autocratic entity!
So is the Shotgun.
*kablooeys the Box of kittens and newbies*
"Oh the humanity!"
Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 8:52 am
by Pandapan
what? more noobies? nuuuu! I'm being crushed! hey! don't touch that, I just painted it!
Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 9:00 am
by SquirtEryna
Ack! Can't breathe...
Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 9:25 am
by Mercury Hat
Hah! It's like shooting fish in a barrel.
Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 10:13 am
by Dburkhead
This is what we call a targe rich environment.
Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 10:24 am
by Warren
(at least I got a kitten)
Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 10:26 am
by Dburkhead
Sometimes you get the kitten. Sometimes
the kitten gets you.
Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 10:31 am
by PhoenixIncarnate
Oh GOD, not THOSE kittens! I'd flee, but I think I lost a leg or three from the shotgun blast. So, I'll just wriggle around and make it really uncomfortable for the other people here in the box.
*does so*
Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 10:35 am
by Dburkhead
Adds a whole new meaning to "got milk."
Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 12:02 pm
by Stinkywigfiddle
Wait, what's the difference between newbie and a noob?
Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 12:25 pm
by Subhuman
"Newbie" is the slightly less insulting version of "noob". More of an endearing term.