Former Keenspace comic url now commercial smut site.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Sat Dec 25, 2004 11:23 am

The Neko wrote:There's a quote in Family Guy about using a sock full of Valencia Oranges....

The juices will sting their eyes!

Carlin · Post by **Carlin** » Sat Dec 25, 2004 1:46 pm

*gets an inflatable baseball bat*

As the chatters would know, I am quite proficient with this bat. I call it the "squeaky death". Given enough time, no living thing can withstand "squeaky death". It's a long, painfull, and very noisy way to die. And quite humiliating. I mean, who would want to die because of an inflatable bat?
I should draw that comic about the bat sometime... I already got a good start on it too.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Sat Dec 25, 2004 1:50 pm

Is it anything like the Nerf Crotch Bat?

Warren · Post by **Warren** » Sat Dec 25, 2004 1:54 pm

*gets his "crotch kicking" boots ready*

BERSERKERCREW · Post by **BERSERKERCREW** » Sat Dec 25, 2004 8:24 pm

man that comic got even better!!

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Sat Dec 25, 2004 10:42 pm

Evil Jamie! wrote:Remember gentlemen, gun are acceptable, but shoot them somewhere where they die slow.

. . . like in the back of a Volkswagen?

BOMC · Post by **BOMC** » Sun Dec 26, 2004 5:28 am

*gets out her wiffle bat*

It's go time.

Steverules · Post by **Steverules** » Sun Dec 26, 2004 6:58 am

Evil Jamie! wrote:We should beat them up.

Oh, hell, yeah. Somethings going to get beat. Somethings going to get beat real bad!

Genesis_13 · Post by **Genesis_13** » Sun Dec 26, 2004 8:00 am

BOMC wrote:*gets out her wiffle bat*

It's go time.

Hey, I can get out my wiffle ball, and we can play a game while beating the crap out of them!

[AlmightyPyro] · Post by **[AlmightyPyro]** » Sun Dec 26, 2004 1:34 pm

steverules wrote:
Evil Jamie! wrote:We should beat them up.
Oh, hell, yeah. Somethings going to get beat. Somethings going to get beat real bad!

Hmm... Porno site... Beating somthing... Porno site... Beating...

...

Nope, don't get the pun. -_-'

Warren · Post by **Warren** » Sun Dec 26, 2004 2:27 pm

*dies*

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Sun Dec 26, 2004 2:37 pm

The choice is in front of you: porn, or beating? Or both?

Warren · Post by **Warren** » Sun Dec 26, 2004 2:43 pm

Both is better than breastmilk!

Nyke · Post by **Nyke** » Sun Dec 26, 2004 2:57 pm

BOMC wrote:*gets out her wiffle bat*

It's go time.

South Park wrote:Kyle: "Cartman! What are you doing??"
Cartman: "I'm killing you, but unfourtanately I could only afford a whiffle bat, so it's going to take awhile"

Post by **STrRedWolf** » Sun Dec 26, 2004 7:51 pm

Calm down folks. KeenSpace offically doesn't condone taking physical action against a porn site who doesn't know how to write a proper snail-mail address. Cluing in InterNIC and letting them know they have an invalid domain, that's something.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Sun Dec 26, 2004 7:58 pm

Don't worry, we're doing it in our spare time.

Evil Jamie! · Post by **Evil Jamie!** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 7:52 am

STrRedWolf wrote:Calm down folks. KeenSpace offically doesn't condone taking physical action against a porn site who doesn't know how to write a proper snail-mail address. Cluing in InterNIC and letting them know they have an invalid domain, that's something.

"offically." I getcha. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

BOMC · Post by **BOMC** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 8:39 am

DarkMagician wrote:
South Park wrote:Kyle: "Cartman! What are you doing??"
Cartman: "I'm killing you, but unfourtanately I could only afford a whiffle bat, so it's going to take awhile"

Heh, that's exactly what I was thinking of.. and also a certain Far Side comic.

Genesis_13 wrote:
BOMC wrote:*gets out her wiffle bat*

It's go time.
Hey, I can get out my wiffle ball, and we can play a game while beating the crap out of them!

I love combinging business with recreation.

Clawster · Post by **Clawster** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:27 pm

'scuse my ignorance, but wtf is a wiffle bat?

i'm having images of the simpsons in dr marvin munroe's office beating each other - before they took the foam bits off

would i be right?

Vorticus · Post by **Vorticus** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 3:06 pm

mcDuffies wrote:Don't worry, we're doing it in our spare time.

You mean instead of updating our comics we're going to beat down the owners of a porn site that hijacked a Keenspace domain? Fun Fun Fun!