Man versus Burger

Jops · Post by **Jops** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 12:47 am

i looked at that picture sequence only now...
Geeesh, it almost made me throw up.

Zhan_Dvega · Post by **Zhan_Dvega** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 4:35 am

You people baffle me.

Carlin · Post by **Carlin** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 4:36 am

Zhan_Dvega wrote:You people baffle me.

Only baffle? Come on guys! We're not doing our job well enough. I wont settle for anything less than "You made me retarded..."

BloodKnight · Post by **BloodKnight** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 5:27 am

Col wrote:
BloodKnight wrote:
Zhan_Dvega wrote:
As someone on a diet (in the loosest sense of the word, but still...) that looks so fucking delicious...
Are you kidding me? I was on a diet for two months and this type of stuff gave me nightmares.

When this kid dies, they are going to need to bury him more then six feet.
Probably already dead. They just ran out of film just before he had the heart attack.

Either way, someone obviously didn't see "Supersize Me."

Oh come on.

You don't need to see "Supersize Me" to realize that eating fast food isn't healthy.

Cortland · Post by **Cortland** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 7:02 am

I have friends from CA who keep talking about Inn-n-Out Burgers. I don't think I could ever eat there--the name sounds absolutely bulimic.

LAGtheNoggin · Post by **LAGtheNoggin** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 7:13 am

Given the amount I've hurled from a McDonald's burger, the name Inn-n-Out Burgers does not appeal.

Also, that photo series was nasty. Churned up meat log's do not look appetising in any shape or form, eugh.

I could sure go for one of those world's largest burgers though, they look nice, I could live for a week on it.

Faceless · Post by **Faceless** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 7:23 am

LAGtheNoggin wrote:Given the amount I've hurled from a McDonald's burger, the name Inn-n-Out Burgers does not appeal.

Also, that photo series was nasty. Churned up meat log's do not look appetising in any shape or form, eugh.

I could sure go for one of those world's largest burgers though, they look nice, I could live for a week on it.

Could get a free T-shirt if you eat it within 90 minutes though.
... Who can say no to a free T-shirt?

Col · Post by **Col** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 9:07 am

Faceless wrote:
LAGtheNoggin wrote:Given the amount I've hurled from a McDonald's burger, the name Inn-n-Out Burgers does not appeal.

Also, that photo series was nasty. Churned up meat log's do not look appetising in any shape or form, eugh.

I could sure go for one of those world's largest burgers though, they look nice, I could live for a week on it.
Could get a free T-shirt if you eat it within 90 minutes though.
... Who can say no to a free T-shirt?

What? No bumper sticker?!? That's outrageous!

Godoftarot · Post by **Godoftarot** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 9:10 am

Well, I'm now officially grossed out...
That's disgusting. Where do you find things like this?

...on second thought, I don't want to know.

BloodKnight · Post by **BloodKnight** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 9:16 am

godoftarot wrote:Well, I'm now officially grossed out...
That's disgusting. Where do you find things like this?

...on second thought, I don't want to know.

Other sites. Someone was linking to some pseudo-bad comic covers and someone just happened to link to this journal entry.

Somewhere in the comments, someone posted of themselves eating a 17x17. It wasn't as disguisting or degrading as this one, but come on...it still makes you look like a fatass in the end.

The Neko · Post by **The Neko** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 9:16 am

godoftarot wrote:Where do you find things like this?

Satan.

Actually, no. I know he's EVIL, but I just think he has more taste than this.

Godoftarot · Post by **Godoftarot** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 9:20 am

The Neko wrote:
godoftarot wrote:Where do you find things like this?
Satan.

Actually, no. I know he's EVIL, but I just think he has more taste than this.

I think probably so. Then again, I think pondscum has more taste than that, but then I've met some people who aren't as smart as pondscum, so...

The Neko · Post by **The Neko** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 9:34 am

Remember, nobody's really BUYING a burger. They're just renting it.

I guess my satisfaction in all this is knowing that he probably suffered horribly on the toilet. Then again, if he continues doing this, he'll be one of those fatass bastards who get WINDED WHILE TAKING A DUMP.

Post by **Mercury Hat** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 9:36 am

Who would tell of or celebrate a burger in verse?

Unless of course you meant "versus", but no writer who was even remotely serious about his or her work could ever mix up "verses" and "versus", right?

--right?

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 9:42 am

I've had this strange desire to go to Inn-n- Out Burger ever since I saw "THe Big Lebowski"

One time I treid to eat a five pound burger at a now defunct restaurant. If I finished it, I wouldn't have to pay for it, and I'd get my name on the wall of fame. I didn't even eat half of it, but I did take it home. It lasted for a while,

The Neko · Post by **The Neko** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 9:46 am

In-n-Out Burger, despite its unpleasantly digestive-themed name, is really good, probably the food and best service you'll get from a fast-food restaurant. I haven't tried White Castle, though. And all my East friends keep on telling me to go to one.

I just noticed this, but in one of the photos, one of the employees in the background is pointing and laughing at the fatass eating the meat log.

BloodKnight · Post by **BloodKnight** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 9:47 am

Mercury_Hat wrote:
Unless of course you meant "versus", but no writer who was even remotely serious about his or her work could ever mix up "verses" and "versus", right?

--right?

Arg.

Versus and verse is one of the many words I get confused with.

Kind of like Then and Than.

Oh well.

EDIT: Edited the title, yeah!

Protectmyballs · Post by **Protectmyballs** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 10:05 am

I had the following IM convo while readign this thread:

Me: hey, you wanna go here over break
Me: http://www.snopes.com/photos/commercials/bigburger.asp
Dave: *passes out*
Dave: I... I don't know
Me: pussy....
Dave: fine!
Dave: it's on!
Me: BOOYAH
Dave: 6 pounds, 3 hours
Dave: bring it bitch

If my comic stops updating after the new year, someone please put up a goodbye for me?

Caduceus · Post by **Caduceus** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 11:34 am

cortland wrote:I have friends from CA who keep talking about Inn-n-Out Burgers. I don't think I could ever eat there--the name sounds absolutely bulimic.

The In And Out is entirely corporate owned, not the franchise system used by most other fast food restaurants. The company is run by a deeply religious family who puts little references to Bible quotes on the underside of their cups, where someone might see them. No open evangelism, though.

Their employees are highly paid and skilled, which is necessary because the In and Out does not use frozen products. Every restaurant is supplied fresh ground beef and potatoes every day. Their fries and burgers are made to order from these fresh ingredients and the buns are made in store.

The menu has only the following items:
Burgers, Cheeseburgers and double versions of them.
Fries.
Shakes.
Sodas.

That's all.

Trust me, if you have an opportunity eat at one.

Kris X · Post by **Kris X** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 1:52 pm

I don't eat beef, but when I did, In and Out Burger was actually far better than any other fastfood. Now of course even the smell of beef makes me hurl.