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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 9:43 am
by McDuffies
Nah, women will never want to get rid of me!
They'll need me as a court jester, the least!
Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 4:20 pm
by Chaos Cricket
McDuffies has it! As long as we can entertain women and ply them with extravagant gifts, we'll never be completely done away with!
*realizes he's too poor to buy extravagant gifts*
Dammit.
Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 4:24 pm
by McDuffies
I think soap-rubber would be the most coolest job. And I don't generally mean our Soap.
Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 4:33 pm
by Chaos Cricket
mcDuffies wrote:I think soap-rubber would be the most coolest job. And I don't generally mean our Soap.
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um...
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,,,what? The Cricket is confused.
Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 4:45 pm
by IVstudios
I think he's talking about being the official lufa boy. If so, I'm down with that.
Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 6:57 pm
by Chaos Cricket
Hmm...the idea has merit.
Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:25 am
by JexKerome
Man, one mentions the mere possibility of men becoming obsolete and you guys quickly scramble to accomodate and kiss up to the New World Order.
How sad and clich
Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:27 am
by Yeahduff
Yeah. You do what you gotta do.
*applies more lotion.*
Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 7:39 am
by Nyke
Odd1 wrote:That's really cool. Too bad I didn't find myself in it anywhere. Now I feel totally ancient. Raz wasn't to be found either.. Bah! :p
I remember Raz.
...man I feel old.
Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:00 pm
by McDuffies
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 2:48 pm
by Komiyan
As long as there are jars that won't obey my will, I suppose men are necessary.
I'm working on it, though...[
Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 6:39 pm
by Smight
Ha HA!!! Vindication!!!!
All jars and bottles open at my command, for I am Man!
My iron grip makes women tremble and children to cry!
The beasts of the wild and ore of the earth break before the might of my hands!
I'll be standing on that hill over yonder casting my gaze about the land. You may gather at my feet in awe if you wish.
Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 6:41 pm
by Humbug
Hmm, maybe this wrench can do. *pop* Aha. That did the trick.
Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 6:47 pm
by Smight
Damn
The cleverness of Man has become our own undoing.
*sees the statue if liberty buried in the sand*
You Blew it up!!! You maniacs!! You MANIACS!!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 7:42 pm
by IVstudios
*stocks up on Lufa sponges and scented soaps*
Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:02 pm
by Collapse
Smight wrote:Damn
The cleverness of Man has become our own undoing.
Ever heard a guy moaning "why did man invent the vibrator? we've made ourselves obsolete!"?
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 1:05 am
by Fullcircle
lol! Wow, that was fantastic! It makes one sad to be a lurker, but I'm SO pleased that I got almost every one of those jokes! /(^v^)\ Beautifully done.
~SR
EDIT: Erm... in reference to the They Might Be Giants parody, not so much the derailment
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 1:12 am
by JexKerome
Mmmm. I dig the way this thread's been derailed...
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 1:16 am
by Luprand
Komiyan wrote:As long as there are jars that won't obey my will, I suppose men are necessary.
I'm working on it, though...[
If it's a metal screw-top, just run it under hot water for thirty seconds and it'll loosen up. Meanwhile, I'm working on my conversation, pleasant demeanor, and ballroom dance skills. If I must become obsolete, I'll at least be a pleasant antique.
--Sij
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 1:20 am
by Smight
Luprand wrote:Komiyan wrote: Meanwhile, I'm working on my conversation, pleasant demeanor, and ballroom dance skills. If I must become obsolete, I'll at least be a pleasant antique.
--Sij
That's the completely wrong attitude. You've got to go kicking and screaming into the night fueled by alcohol and rage with both middle fingers blazing.