Big Pimpin': Discussion.

Luprand · Post by **Luprand** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:11 am

*spits on Col*

Ya little cuss.

--Sij

Col · Post by **Col** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:14 am

Godoftarot · Post by **Godoftarot** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:39 am

Luprand wrote:
RPin wrote:All this talk has brought an issue to my attention: I don't know what a douchebag is.
Pretty much, it's a device that women use after sex to try and wash the sperm out of them. If anything, one would think it was only washing the stuff closer to the fallopians, but hey, whatever creaks your springs ...

So it's just another word that, because it's correlated with something dirty, became an insult.

On a side note, has anyone ever gotten a mental image of the literal meaning of some of these insults? It really drops the perceived IQ of the person saying them.

--Sij

Um...excuse you? A douche is used to keep a woman CLEAN, so she doesn't get an INFECTION, you dumbass!

Col · Post by **Col** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:42 am

godoftarot wrote:...you dumbass!

THAT'S what I'm talking about!

The Neko · Post by **The Neko** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 2:06 pm

Douche bag: John Edward from "Crossing Over". In fact, he won the Biggest Douche in the Universe Pageant.

Post by **Mercury Hat** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 3:25 pm

godoftarot wrote:
Luprand wrote:
RPin wrote:All this talk has brought an issue to my attention: I don't know what a douchebag is.
Pretty much, it's a device that women use after sex to try and wash the sperm out of them. If anything, one would think it was only washing the stuff closer to the fallopians, but hey, whatever creaks your springs ...

So it's just another word that, because it's correlated with something dirty, became an insult.

On a side note, has anyone ever gotten a mental image of the literal meaning of some of these insults? It really drops the perceived IQ of the person saying them.

--Sij
Um...excuse you? A douche is used to keep a woman CLEAN, so she doesn't get an INFECTION, you dumbass!

There's no need to get hostile at Luprand.

Godoftarot · Post by **Godoftarot** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 4:43 pm

Mercury_Hat wrote:
godoftarot wrote:
Luprand wrote: Pretty much, it's a device that women use after sex to try and wash the sperm out of them. If anything, one would think it was only washing the stuff closer to the fallopians, but hey, whatever creaks your springs ...

So it's just another word that, because it's correlated with something dirty, became an insult.

On a side note, has anyone ever gotten a mental image of the literal meaning of some of these insults? It really drops the perceived IQ of the person saying them.

--Sij
Um...excuse you? A douche is used to keep a woman CLEAN, so she doesn't get an INFECTION, you dumbass!
There's no need to get hostile at Luprand.

I can't stand it when guys make comments like that about things they don't and can't know.

Luprand · Post by **Luprand** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 4:57 pm

Sorry ... I got that information in health class, from a 40-year-old woman. I thought she knew what she was talking about. (I guess not.)

--Sij

Luprand · Post by **Luprand** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 5:00 pm

PS: "douche" is also French for "shower."

--Sij

LAGtheNoggin · Post by **LAGtheNoggin** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 5:37 pm

godoftarot wrote:
Mercury_Hat wrote: There's no need to get hostile at Luprand.
I can't stand it when guys make comments like that about things they don't and can't know.

*ahem* "can't"? I'll have you know that I learnt about the operation of a douche by my own means long ago! Namely through the description (and diagrams) of gender change surgeory... >shudder< Pruple ink not makes the diagrams any easier to digest. Nouuu >wince<

Komiyan · Post by **Komiyan** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 5:41 pm

godoftarot wrote:
Mercury_Hat wrote:
godoftarot wrote: Um...excuse you? A douche is used to keep a woman CLEAN, so she doesn't get an INFECTION, you dumbass!
There's no need to get hostile at Luprand.
I can't stand it when guys make comments like that about things they don't and can't know.

To be fair, it was pretty much right. I hadn't any idea whatsoever what it is, and I'm a girl. My knowlege of feminine products outclassed by a guy

JexKerome · Post by **JexKerome** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 5:43 pm

It's official: GodofTarot's acting exactly the way she (he?) was acussing Joel of acting. How ironic.

Post by **Mercury Hat** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 5:57 pm

godoftarot wrote:
Mercury_Hat wrote:
godoftarot wrote: Um...excuse you? A douche is used to keep a woman CLEAN, so she doesn't get an INFECTION, you dumbass!
There's no need to get hostile at Luprand.
I can't stand it when guys make comments like that about things they don't and can't know.

So he was misinformed, so what? He thought he knew the answer and he was trying to be helpful.

Chill out, he wasn't being malicious or rude, there's no need to respond to him as such.

Mr.Bob · Post by **Mr.Bob** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 6:03 pm

Komiyan wrote:...I'm a girl.

Gordon Bennett! I've done it again!

LAGtheNoggin · Post by **LAGtheNoggin** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 6:10 pm

Mr.Bob wrote:
Komiyan wrote:...I'm a girl.
Gordon Bennett! I've done it again!

Stop that! You'll blind us all!

Grabmygoblin · Post by **Grabmygoblin** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 6:19 pm

wow. the last thing I expected to stumble over was a discussion on douches.

TheLoserHero · Post by **TheLoserHero** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 6:23 pm

We're one craaaaaaaazy crew!

::hops on a unicycle and rides away::

Phact0rri · Post by **Phact0rri** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 7:20 pm

godoftarot wrote:
Mercury_Hat wrote:
godoftarot wrote: Um...excuse you? A douche is used to keep a woman CLEAN, so she doesn't get an INFECTION, you dumbass!
There's no need to get hostile at Luprand.
I can't stand it when guys make comments like that about things they don't and can't know.

Unless say the boy in question spent most of his life in a house hold full of women, and was forced to learn pretty much all the specifics about the female gender. *shrugs*

Post by **STrRedWolf** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 7:47 pm

Okay, this is getting off-topic. Warned before...