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My "about" page gets a lot of hits from people searching "funny counter-strike comic". My comic has sod-all to do with counterstrike, but I mention it derisively and apparently Google trims to down to a tempting looking synopsis. Or, counterstrike fans are idiots. Either way is good.

Personally, I seem to be using my Links page to steal hits from Aaron Farberm which was kind of the opposite of what I expected to happen. It's the Stupid Bread Paradox!

1 7 53.85% feyenne
2 1 7.69% Feyenne
3 1 7.69% butterfly lady comic
4 1 7.69% elven appearance
5 1 7.69% feyenne comic
6 1 7.69% jpeg backgrounds of Cowboy Bebop
7 1 7.69% rectangular marquee tool anti-aliased

*sigh* Boooring... I need to randomly insert the word "porn" into a news post.

My search strings are always boring because they are variations of 'noob'. Except one that was mildly amusing, last month I believe, someone searching for 'images NSFW'. He must have been in for a disappointment.

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6 5.22% School Spirit
5 4.35% school spirit quotes
2 1.74% School Spirit Quotes
2 1.74% School Spirit thought for the day
2 1.74% school spirit banners
2 1.74% school spirit songs - Yep. 12 of them from the musical version...
2 1.74% what is school spirit
1 0.87% 2004 school spirit
1 0.87% Afferbeck Lauder - Strine for alphabetical order. An author.
1 0.87% FORD Found On Rubbish Dump Holden - Heh. The old Aussie car argument...
1 0.87% How to keep kids quiet on a school bus - Don't ask me.
1 0.87% Quotes on school spirit
1 0.87% School Spirit Banners
1 0.87% School Spirit comic
1 0.87% School spirit banners
1 0.87% animation school spirit
1 0.87% australian language for Jake - Another Strine search, I think.
1 0.87% blackboard mr squiggle - Mr Squiggle searches!!
1 0.87% brylcreem australia - Hair gel!!
1 0.87% c'mon aussie - Sport song!!
1 0.87% cast of Casper
1 0.87% cast of casper
1 0.87% definition of school spirit
1 0.87% definition school spirit
1 0.87% fair dinkum definition - More Strine
1 0.87% http://schoolspirit.keenspace.com/d/20040815.html
1 0.87% meaning of non de plume
1 0.87% meaning of school spirit
1 0.87% mr squiggle
1 0.87% mr squiggle characters - More Mr Squiggle!!
1 0.87% nice school spirit - We try to be...
1 0.87% pandimaniacs - Pinched one!
1 0.87% school spirit cartoons
1 0.87% school spirit days
1 0.87% school spirit definition
1 0.87% school spirit how
1 0.87% school spirit importance
1 0.87% school spirit keenspace
1 0.87% school spirit weeks
1 0.87% smudged inc.
1 0.87% songs/stuck in school - More songs...from the play?
1 0.87% spirit comic
1 0.87% spirit crew
1 0.87% strine words - Strine again.
1 0.87% sunday comics november 28
1 0.87% the word strine comes from - Australian, dopey.
1 0.87% too big for your britches definition - Huh?
1 0.87% webcomics coloured school - We've done six coloured ones, at least...
1 0.87% where it come from strine language - Strine again...
1 0.87% word Strine - and again...
1 0.87% you should have school spirit - of course you do!

Yep. Picked up a lot from people searching for the meaning of Australian language quirks and stuff...and a lot of hits from people looking for Mr Squiggle, which I think is cool. I know nothing about keeping kids quiet on a bus though...

DUTCH CHECK YOUR PRIVATE MESSAGES, DAMMIT :p

From Philosophy Bites:
1 25 48.08% philosophy bites <--This is getting insane. I think one of my readers can't be bothered to bookmark my site.
2 4 7.69% philosophy comic <-- You can't even compare anymore, "philosophy comic"
3 3 5.77% comics philosophy
4 3 5.77% informed electorate <-- Who keeps looking for this? I get several every month
5 2 3.85% philosophy comics
6 1 1.92% Adam King
7 1 1.92% BRETT MARSH <-- I'm sure Brett would make some derisive comment about Caps Lock here
8 1 1.92% I think therefore I am what does it mean <-- If you believe Descartes, it's proof that God exists.
9 1 1.92% Philosophy Bites
10 1 1.92% Philosophy Comic
11 1 1.92% Philosophy comics
12 1 1.92% Robert Cook Philosophy <-- Should geoduck start doing philosophy?
13 1 1.92% adam king photo <-- Not likely, losers.
14 1 1.92% adam king why not you <-- I had this once before. What the hell is it?
15 1 1.92% big wednesday matt johnson <-- Something about Cortland here.
16 1 1.92% comic philosophy
17 1 1.92% freedom philosophy i can't share <-- Oh sure, hog all the freedom philosophy. Jerk.
18 1 1.92% job involment in person with blindness <-- This would make a good job for Ress.
19 1 1.92% lintor <-- Apperently Lintor is actually the name of a company. They haven't sued me yet.
20 1 1.92% ticking girls to strip <-- I'm not totally sure I want to know what this means

Some from HNTRAC:
1 0.85% Haircuts/Hillary-Clinton
1 0.85% Nestea Comics <-- Do these really exist?
1 0.85% RPin comic
1 0.85% comic recursion <-- You want Comic Creatorz for that one
1 0.85% erase censor anime
1 0.85% ryan kolter
1 0.85% ryan-kolter <-- With hyphens!
1 0.85% what its like to be a comic author <-- HNTRAC is stealing CC strings again!


Comic Creatorz doesn't have anything interesting

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2 4 17.39% convention explosive
3 2 8.70% The Masque of Red Death Webcomics
4 2 8.70% character sketch lesson
5 2 8.70% plant's sketch
6 2 8.70% sketch of an elevator
7 1 4.35% Soda Machine circuits
8 1 4.35% Station V3
9 1 4.35% halloween masque of the red death webcomic comic
10 1 4.35% keenspace masque death
11 1 4.35% related:spamusement.com/
12 1 4.35% webcomic masque of red death
13 1 4.35% http://www.bonusc.com

1. Drawn fan art <- as opposed to spoken fan art
2. check 21 cartoon
3. fan art of people
4. Comic Creatorz <- Thanks, Tero!
5. Drawing Mega-Man Styles
6. How to draw Nintendo characters
7. TRULY 18
8. chad wieser <- asking for characters by name now!
9. cortland
10. cortland comic
11. drawing cartoon warrior
12. drawing realistic poses
13. graphic designer lincoln ne
14. how to draw cartoon popular characters
15. how to draw the simpsons
16. my cartoon strip
17. netrek uber <- thanks, Lupie!
18. stupidity in the workplace comic strip <- Cortland in a nutshell
19. vote last comic october 4 2004
20. why are people drawn to me <- you got me, buddy

PeppermintAfterlife wrote: 14 1 3.70% seed of judgement comic -----> coolness

Yarggh stolen hit! That's mine! *Grabs it back*

Anyway, here's mine... nothing really special..

1 8 24.24% seed of judgement
2 4 12.12% better days jay naylor new site
3 3 9.09% soj.keenspace
4 2 6.06% lord of rings parody pussy cartoon
5 2 6.06% seed of judgement comic
6 2 6.06% seed of judgment
7 1 3.03% Pens'n'pixels
8 1 3.03% better days webcomic jay naylor
9 1 3.03% characters of coffee seed
10 1 3.03% deviantart angel judgment
11 1 3.03% how to fight judgment
12 1 3.03% iced earth fanart
13 1 3.03% keenspace single mother
14 1 3.03% mousekaroos
15 1 3.03% rogue fanart deviantart
16 1 3.03% seed judgement
17 1 3.03% seed of judgement webcomic
18 1 3.03% the seed of judgment

1 6 27.27% booty shorts - They're not booty shorts!!
2 3 13.64% monkey art
3 2 9.09% Angry D. Monkey
4 2 9.09% angry d - Angry D is the most bling bling of all monkeys!
5 2 9.09% angrymonkey
6 1 4.55% BOOTY SHORTS - THEY'RE NOT BOOTY SHORTS!
7 1 4.55% angry d monkey
8 1 4.55% ass in booty shorts - that's a little scary...
9 1 4.55% booty - Must be talking about Ton's booty.
10 1 4.55% fuzzy fuzzington - Ha stole one from myself!
11 1 4.55% monkey comic cartoon
12 1 4.55% monkey friday - The best kind of friday!

1 120 74.53% white hydra
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3 6 3.73% White Hydra
4 5 3.11% white hydra keenspace
5 4 2.48% whitehydra
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11 1 0.62% Van Douchebag
12 1 0.62% hydra girl
13 1 0.62% van douchebag
14 1 0.62% http://www.whitehydra.keenspace.com


Boring searches, like usual.

A couple of new records for me, both in number of search strings and stolen hits. Let's review:

1 2 10.53% procrastinar <--"To procrastinate". In C

1 4 44.44% ryan-kolter <-- *I* Had more searches than my comic...
2 2 22.22% Comics NC-17 <-- Every time...
3 1 11.11% Christmas avatars
4 1 11.11% cognition comics
5 1 11.11% reasoned cognition

Teams up with Orion about GURPS.

And about the search strings:
1 4 17.39% cyberpunk comic <- nah, nothing even close to a cyberpunk setting
2 2 8.70% drawings of ancient ninjas /samurai <- none of them too
3 2 8.70% http://sdxf.keenspace.com/from=pointless <- Uh? Derenge is this yours??
4 2 8.70% no need for bushido <- stolen
5 1 4.35% File 49 comic <- stolen
6 1 4.35% SDXF
7 1 4.35% characters archive
8 1 4.35% gurps character archive <- yeah, got one ^^
9 1 4.35% gurps exploitation now <- ?!?!?
10 1 4.35% gurps military rank
11 1 4.35% gurps special ops campaign-$
12 1 4.35% pictures of care-bears
13 1 4.35% pictures of carebears
14 1 4.35% robed character images
15 1 4.35% sdxf
16 1 4.35% shadow dragon
17 1 4.35% x-files webcomic

My referrals are the same wallpaper-oriented searches I get all the time. I should highlight the wallpapers and give people what they want.

1 5 19.23% decypher
2 3 11.54% dropdown.js
3 2 7.69% keenspace directory
4 1 3.85% 616 comic
5 1 3.85% 75x75 avatars
6 1 3.85% Role of the Die comic <= take this Jimbo!
7 1 3.85% Supafine comic <= Take this the fella who does Supafine!
8 1 3.85% children's decypher <= yes we are children friendly
9 1 3.85% cubards
10 1 3.85% dropdown going to URL
11 1 3.85% how to use dropdown.js-
12 1 3.85% joe avatar
13 1 3.85% loxie and zoot <= Take this Xmung!
14 1 3.85% mansion decypher comic
15 1 3.85% mansion of e decypher comic <= *snickers*
16 1 3.85% news agitator
17 1 3.85% news agitators
18 1 3.85% rss agitators
19 1 3.85% webcomic scripts

1 2 10.53% cartoon skunk
2 1 5.26% Free Aqua Teen Hunger Force Backgrounds <-- Umm, sure, I have those...
3 1 5.26% caleb gallagher
4 1 5.26% cartoon turkey carcass <--Happy Thanksgiving!
5 1 5.26% download halo red vs blue <--It appears my "Traffic Generating Phrase o' the Day" is starting to bear fruit.
6 1 5.26% homestar runner quotes
7 1 5.26% how skunk sees <--Differently than most, I'd assume.
8 1 5.26% indy nosebone
9 1 5.26% leftover turkey cartoons <--Mmm, sandwiches for two weeks...
10 1 5.26% pillow made of concrete <--Yay for rant titles derived from song lyrics!
11 1 5.26% sketch of a skunk
12 1 5.26% skunk cartoon
13 1 5.26% skunk cartoons
14 1 5.26% skunk comic
15 1 5.26% skunk comics
16 1 5.26% skunk keenspace
17 1 5.26% skunk skateboards
18 1 5.26% skunk updated mondays and fridays

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41 20.10% hogwarts
23 11.27% Hogwarts
13 6.37% dwfin
9 4.41% christmas porn
7 3.43% Digital War
5 2.45% related:www.battleon.com/
4 1.96% digitalwar
3 1.47% doodling
2 0.98% Digital War comic
2 0.98% HOGWARTS
2 0.98% Hogwarts Students
2 0.98% digital War
1 0.49% %22HOGWARTS%22
1 0.49% %22christmas porn%22
1 0.49% 'robotwar'
1 0.49% 4 dimensional rubix
1 0.49% AlexandIlia -getting -tag -teamed -by -Delbert -and -Brock
1 0.49% Christmas Porn
1 0.49% Chuck Cottrell -your -soul -is -mine!!
1 0.49% DWFIN
1 0.49% DWfin
1 0.49% DwfIn
1 0.49% Ewan Baird war
1 0.49% Ewan War Baird
1 0.49% Free Webcomics
1 0.49% Huzzah! comic
1 0.49% The digital war
1 0.49% alexandilia
1 0.49% christmas porn images
1 0.49% christmas porn pictures
1 0.49% comic
1 0.49% comptan
1 0.49% digital
1 0.49% digital comic forum
1 0.49% digital war -put -on -some -bloody -pants! -thanks -noise_monke
1 0.49% digital war -read -Thinginess -of -Chaos
1 0.49% digital war comic
1 0.49% digital war game
1 0.49% digital war keenspace
1 0.49% firefox linkchecker
1 0.49% grouppic
1 0.49% hogwarts art
1 0.49% jamieandnick
1 0.49% keenspace war bt
1 0.49% meredith gran
1 0.49% pictures of hogwarts
1 0.49% robotwar
1 0.49% rpgw
1 0.49% secret santa webcomics
1 0.49% sprite comics archives
1 0.49% transformers armada autobot laserbeak
1 0.49% war digital
1 0.49% wargun


Nothing too interesting this month.

Only the interesting ones:

1 0.93% phalanx of the jaded -hi -from -noise_monkey

Hey adam!

1 0.93% the jaded fanart for loxie and zoot -uncensored -version
1 0.93% the jaded we want -uncensored -version

I bet this one comes from RPin!

Very very boring....can you guess the magic word?

1 5 55.56% pineys
2 2 22.22% Pineys
3 2 22.22% the pineys