Sweet gaming goodness

JPSloan · Post by **JPSloan** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 8:43 pm

I would like a +10 Vorpal Ice Shock Feather of Tickling. Oh, can it also do 1d4 damage against Lawful Sane characters? Oh, and it should be like a moonblade, because I'm an elf...

...I have a 350 page backstory to explain why my character should have it. Oh, and I commissioned a webcomic artist to draw the heads of those who have been tickled, dating back to Elminster the Unticklish.

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 8:48 pm

BANNED!!!11

JPSloan · Post by **JPSloan** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 9:05 pm

Jim North wrote:BANNED!!!11

Why does that always happen?

Nyke · Post by **Nyke** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 9:39 pm

I'm good. I got my whisper gnome.

Orion · Post by **Orion** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 9:44 pm

cool, I'll be good too

...plots to change his character to a half-lizard man druid the day before the game

Friend · Post by **Friend** » Tue Nov 16, 2004 12:31 pm

I read 'half-lizard man druid' and immediately thought...

Man-druid!
What class?
MAN-DRUID!

I am attuned with the spirit of nature, and boy do I have a lot of testosterone to prove it.

Because the trees love me so much, I can build a log cabin using only my mind, because men build log cabins.

I have the Naturist Sense special skill, where I can picture any woman without her clothes on.

I once I hit 5th level, I can wild shape (chauvanist pig) once per day.

Go the man-druid!

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Tue Nov 16, 2004 8:30 pm

And he drinks Logger beer, of course . . . the beer that makes you feel like a big, big man!

. . . druid.

Phact0rri · Post by **Phact0rri** » Tue Nov 16, 2004 8:50 pm

but really all the man-druid wants in life is +4 swiss army knife... but he can't use it! oh the curse if the man-druid

Orion · Post by **Orion** » Tue Nov 16, 2004 10:46 pm

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2075

....give me a +3 sword

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Tue Nov 16, 2004 11:57 pm

orion wrote:http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2075

Heheh . . . funny.

....give me a +3 sword

I'll give you a +3 stab wound, suckah.

Warren · Post by **Warren** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:03 am

Eye stab!

Friend · Post by **Friend** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 2:07 am

Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 4:47 am

Feh. Things are taking longer than expected. I hate this crap, but sadly searching for a new job is a higher priority than the game.

Orion · Post by **Orion** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 4:54 am

that sir, is blasphemy.

Thats cool man. Just remember the longer you wait... the more neat things I find to change about my character. By the time you start I just might be that man-druid.

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 5:06 am

That's okay. I'll just insert a little section of hot man-druid man-lovin' in the game.

Orion · Post by **Orion** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 5:16 am

you sir are the devil in the flesh.

Orion · Post by **Orion** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 10:28 pm

*bump for bugging*

orion wrote:
-can we play now?
-can we play now?
-now?
-how bout now?
-Are we there yet?
-how bout now?

Phact0rri · Post by **Phact0rri** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 11:18 pm

I think this means in order to intice the GM we all shall start character drawings!

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 11:21 pm

Well, we can start, but I can't promise that we'd get very far before I'd have to call a halt. I'll send y'all some starting information for your characters via PM here in a moment.

But yessssss, do the character drawings, by all means.

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 11:41 pm

And the PMs are sent.

Now, how's about nailing down a starting date? Personally, I'm open for pretty much any day of the week (after the next three days, anyway, since I'm going to be a bit busy). I'd like to do this sometime in the evening, since I'm spending all my afternoons looking for work, but I'm flexible and can play pretty much any time of the day.