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How easy life can be very great
Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2004 2:29 am
by Asarea
1.) get into a supermarket and buy 5 fresh-baked bread rolls (dunno how you name them correctly, this was the word the dictionary gave me)
2.) get home
3.) sit down in front of your computer and put the paper bag with the fresh bread rolls down next to you
4.) wait 5 -10 minutes, until the air in your room is completely full of this wonderful smell of fresh baked things
5.) make breakfast (or lunch or whatever)
Life could be SO easy.
Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2004 2:48 am
by War
6) Destroy world.
Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2004 2:55 am
by Mr.Bob
7) Profit.
Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2004 3:00 am
by Asarea
8.) gag all capitalists and/or world destroyers
Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2004 3:18 am
by War
9) Throw happy people in the giant mincer.
I think we're turning this into something that belongs more in my forum
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2004 3:44 am
by Rkolter
10) Have marvelous sex with the remaining baked goods.
Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2004 5:07 am
by Asarea
11.) showing rkolter the difference between apple pie and baked rolls
*hrhr*
Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2004 5:41 am
by Brockway
12) Give yourself selective amnesia to rid yourself of the memory of an ABOL violating your baked goods. *erases memory*
...
Hey, we got fresh rolls!
Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2004 5:46 am
by Rkolter
brockway wrote:12) Give yourself selective amnesia to rid yourself of the memory of an ABOL violating your baked goods. *erases memory*
...
Hey, we got fresh rolls!
"... and they glow!"
Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2004 6:00 am
by Brockway
Mmm, they're still warm!
Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2004 6:04 am
by Asarea
*gets some butter, cheese and salad* ^^
Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2004 7:37 am
by Orion
You are all bad people who think naughty, naughty thoughts.
Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2004 7:59 am
by Asarea
Tell us something new
Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2004 9:03 am
by Sippan
rkolter wrote:10) Have marvelous sex with the remaining baked goods.
BTDTGTTS. It's not all it's cracked up to be.
Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2004 9:22 am
by IVstudios
This is starting to sound like "American Pie*
Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2004 9:24 am
by Rkolter
Except that brockway is eating the aforementioned baked goods.
Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2004 11:09 am
by Stinkywigfiddle
WHat's all this nonsense about life being easy?
Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2004 11:23 am
by Orion
It is easy for all of us, you're the only one with problems.
Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2004 2:11 pm
by Stinkywigfiddle
Oh cruel fate!
Wait, maybe it's my own fault.
Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2004 2:18 pm
by Orion
probably