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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 3:14 pm
by Chaos Cricket
Warren wrote:I love ulc.org. And it pisses off religious people when I tell them I'm a Reverend. What a treat!
Actually, I just find that funny as hell.

The thing is, one can be a very religious person, and still have a sense of humor about the whole thing. It explains me and my comic, I think.

Of course, now I just have to hope that God has a sense of humor, or I'm really screwed.

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 3:46 pm
by Grabmygoblin
Chaos Cricket wrote: Of course, now I just have to hope that God has a sense of humor, or I'm really screwed.
course God does. how else do you explain the platypus? :lol:

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 3:49 pm
by Orion
Prehistoric mad scientists.

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 4:19 pm
by Brockway
Daffy got drunk at a dam party. Really drunk.

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 8:09 pm
by Matt Lim
Mooman wrote:Now this is MY kind of Priest!!!!!

If you don't get it, you're not in the club.

...

Come to think of it, I'm the only one in this club.

...

I'M BOTH KING AND PEASANT! HOW WACKY IS THAT?!!
BREAKING THE LAW!

Man that song brings a tear to my eye.

Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2004 9:36 am
by Executor_Arthas
yeah, I'd say Daffy got wasted, and had sex with like Trogdor the Burninator or something...

Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2004 1:26 pm
by YarpsDat
heffaloop wrote:
TheGoobla wrote:Aw well. I hereby absolve the sins of everyone on this planet except for the following people (this list is subject to change):

That chick that wouldn't sleep with me
That dude that wouldn't sleep with me
So like, you mean everyone?
TheGoobla wrote:George "Dubya" Bush
[...]
Lassie
The list is complete, now.


:wink:

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2004 12:03 pm
by McDuffies
Executor_Arthas wrote:yeah, I'd say Daffy got wasted, and had sex with like Trogdor the Burninator or something...
WHY, NEVER IN MY LIFE...

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2004 2:20 pm
by Matt Lim
I have the tapes, you can buy them off of ebay.

Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2004 3:29 am
by McDuffies
YOU SICK FUCK! YOU TAPED!

Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2004 3:42 am
by KittyKatBlack
I'm an atheist, but I'm a moral atheist. I mean a joke is one thing, but some people take their religion very seriously. I'm all for making crack shots about religious shortcomings as much as anyone else, but I'm not really big on people going around pretending that they have power in a certain religion because some website gave them an official paper, and mocking the things that they take seriously. I'm not realy upset or anything, and I'm not really targeting anyone on this forum in particular with this post. I'm mostly directing this towards the sites that offer this kind of thing to anyone who fills out a form and hits 'submit'. I can see the humor in it, but I think the execution is rather tasteless, if in fact there is anything legal about the 'promotion'. It's one thing to walk around with fake buisness cards saying you're a priest even though you're not... but if you are legally recognized as one without even being part of the religion, and go around mocking it by using these legaly binding credentials, I find that sort of distasteful. Of course, I don't know if it's a joke, or legally binding or not. I'm just going on what it looks like to me. Sorry to bust up the party, but I felt I should say something. (Since I've seen people do thisn in the past, before I even got here.)

Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2004 5:07 am
by Rkolter
KittyKatBlack wrote:I'm an atheist, but I'm a moral atheist. I mean a joke is one thing, but some people take their religion very seriously. I'm all for making crack shots about religious shortcomings as much as anyone else, but I'm not really big on people going around pretending that they have power in a certain religion because some website gave them an official paper, and mocking the things that they take seriously. I'm not realy upset or anything, and I'm not really targeting anyone on this forum in particular with this post. I'm mostly directing this towards the sites that offer this kind of thing to anyone who fills out a form and hits 'submit'. I can see the humor in it, but I think the execution is rather tasteless, if in fact there is anything legal about the 'promotion'. It's one thing to walk around with fake buisness cards saying you're a priest even though you're not... but if you are legally recognized as one without even being part of the religion, and go around mocking it by using these legaly binding credentials, I find that sort of distasteful. Of course, I don't know if it's a joke, or legally binding or not. I'm just going on what it looks like to me. Sorry to bust up the party, but I felt I should say something. (Since I've seen people do thisn in the past, before I even got here.)
The credentials are legal if you submit them to the Clerk of Courts for your county.

However, you are a priest only of the religion who conferred this to you. For the Internet Church, you're a priest in that church alone. You can call yourself a Bishop, Priest, Rabbi, Priestess, etcetera and have it officially documented that way, but that doesn't make you a Christian priest, Jewish Rabbi, etcetera.

There are some good things that go along with being ordained. You can for example, turn your home into a place of worship and deduct the rent; donate your salary to the church and have it pay you a living wage, etcetera. GREAT way to beat taxes, but you need a professional accountant or you'll screw up all the paperwork and get hammered by the IRS.

Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2004 6:22 am
by KittyKatBlack
Oh... well, I guess if you're just a saint of some made up church, then I suppose it's no different than just making up a company and calling yourself a CEO... I don't have a problem with that. I thought these people were giving out reverandship to popular, mainstream religions. In that case, carry on.

Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2004 7:02 am
by TheGoobla
Silly Kitty. Reverence is non-denominational. Revere me in my revered reverence.