Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 1:30 pm
Hey reverend Goobla can you turn this water into wine?
For some strange reason, I'm picturing Goobla as a Vodka type of person.K-Dawg wrote:Hey reverend Goobla can you turn this water into wine?
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Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 4:50 pm
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 5:11 pm
Yes I can. Will I? No.K-Dawg wrote:Hey reverend Goobla can you turn this water into wine?
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 6:25 pm
Some religious figure you are, then.TheGoobla wrote:Yes I can. Will I? No.K-Dawg wrote:Hey reverend Goobla can you turn this water into wine?
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 7:53 pm
He's not a religious figure, he's a witch! Let's burn him at the steak!
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 7:59 pm
C'moooon! Do something to please the masses!TheGoobla wrote:Yes I can. Will I? No.K-Dawg wrote:Hey reverend Goobla can you turn this water into wine?
For some reason I imagine him saying: but I will turn this beer into piss.
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 8:08 pm
Hmm that sounds like something a witch would say to try to keep people away from thinking their a witch. Oh yes I'm on to your tricky trickery Matt Lim.Matt Lim wrote:He's not a religious figure, he's a witch! Let's burn him at the steak!
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 8:17 pm
*turns K-Dawg into a newt*
That was SO Goobla!
That was SO Goobla!
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 9:14 pm
Medium-rare? If so, then I call the drumstick.Matt Lim wrote:He's not a religious figure, he's a witch! Let's burn him at the steak!
--Sij
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 9:36 pm
Hmm....K-Dawg wrote:Hmm that sounds like something a witch would say to try to keep people away from thinking their a witch. Oh yes I'm on to your tricky trickery Matt Lim.Matt Lim wrote:He's not a religious figure, he's a witch! Let's burn him at the steak!
Relative of yours?
I'll have a thigh.Luprand wrote:Medium-rare? If so, then I call the drumstick.Matt Lim wrote:He's not a religious figure, he's a witch! Let's burn him at the steak!
--Sij
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 10:58 pm
For you to be able to absolve me of my sins, I would first have to belong to some religion that believed in the notion of "Sin". Or just belong to some religion at all, for that matter.
"Thank God I'm an Atheist".
"Thank God I'm an Atheist".
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 11:11 pm
Quick splash water on Matt Lim!!Higamigokoro wrote:Hmm....K-Dawg wrote:Hmm that sounds like something a witch would say to try to keep people away from thinking their a witch. Oh yes I'm on to your tricky trickery Matt Lim.Matt Lim wrote:He's not a religious figure, he's a witch! Let's burn him at the steak!
Relative of yours?
[Futurama] Ohh who would have thought a small amount of liquid would ever fall on meeeee....!!!![/futurama]
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 4:24 am
If I proved myself, there would be no need for faith. And without faith, you have nothing (except reason and logic, and who needs those?). You must have faith, young padawan.Chaos Cricket wrote:Some religious figure you are, then.TheGoobla wrote:Yes I can. Will I? No.K-Dawg wrote:Hey reverend Goobla can you turn this water into wine?
DEVIL BE GONE!
*Smacks Chaos Cricket in the face *
I will pray for - DEVIL BE GONE!Mr Ekshin wrote:For you to be able to absolve me of my sins, I would first have to belong to some religion that believed in the notion of "Sin". Or just belong to some religion at all, for that matter.
"Thank God I'm an Atheist".
* Smacks Ekshin in the face *
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 5:27 am
Phooey, I'm an ordained minister too - thanks to the internet church. I even applied for the right to marry people in each of the 50 states. 
I figured, since one of the things you can do is ordain other people, I would go into a church and threaten to ordain everyone if they didn't give me the collection plate.
Never got around to doing that though.
I figured, since one of the things you can do is ordain other people, I would go into a church and threaten to ordain everyone if they didn't give me the collection plate.
Never got around to doing that though.
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 6:49 am
How does that work anyway?
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 1:03 pm
Don't ever let them mock our highly spiritual ordination ceremony. Us Reverends gotta stick together.rkolter wrote:Phooey, I'm an ordained minister too - thanks to the internet church.
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 1:05 pm
if I ever decide to settle down, I'll look you guys up for the ceremony, k? 
then again, there is that cracked out priest that just moved into my hometown's Catholic church, maybe I will be able to get married in Catholicism!
then again, there is that cracked out priest that just moved into my hometown's Catholic church, maybe I will be able to get married in Catholicism!
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 1:28 pm
No one's gonna ask for his credentials. Incidentally, his parish are very forthcoming when it comes to donations.
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 1:52 pm
Now this is MY kind of Priest!!!!!
If you don't get it, you're not in the club.
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Come to think of it, I'm the only one in this club.
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I'M BOTH KING AND PEASANT! HOW WACKY IS THAT?!!
If you don't get it, you're not in the club.
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Come to think of it, I'm the only one in this club.
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I'M BOTH KING AND PEASANT! HOW WACKY IS THAT?!!
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 3:09 pm
I love ulc.org. And it pisses off religious people when I tell them I'm a Reverend. What a treat!rkolter wrote:Phooey, I'm an ordained minister too - thanks to the internet church. I even applied for the right to marry people in each of the 50 states.
I figured, since one of the things you can do is ordain other people, I would go into a church and threaten to ordain everyone if they didn't give me the collection plate.
Never got around to doing that though.