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Calvinball for the rest of us! This is so sweet!

I'm going to play with my koala bear right now.

Koalas aren't bears, silly.

bright spark wrote:Koalas aren't bears, silly.

Psh'yeah, like koalas were arboreal marsupials or something. Of course they're bears.

They're not apes. Therefore they are bears. Q.E.D.

sippan wrote:

bright spark wrote:Koalas aren't bears, silly.

Psh'yeah, like koalas were arboreal marsupials or something. Of course they're bears.

They're not apes. Therefore they are bears. Q.E.D.

Koala's are the species Phascolarctos cinereus if you must know.

bah, i say that if it looks like a bear, it's a bear, and dolphins are fish too damnit!

Koalas taste like cough drops!

no no silly, that was just a cough drop covered in koala bear fur.

Koalas taste like ham, but they do melt in your mouth like cough drops.

Yes, but do koalas melt in your hand, or just your mouth.

Vorticus wrote:Yes, but do koalas melt in your hand, or just your mouth.

They have been known to melt in your hand in massively radioactive environments. At least acccording to the WWKBEF, The World-Wide Koala Bear Experiment Foundation.

sippan wrote:

Vorticus wrote:Yes, but do koalas melt in your hand, or just your mouth.

They have been known to melt in your hand in massively radioactive environments. At least acccording to the WWKBEF, The World-Wide Koala Bear Experiment Foundation.

Koala bears and radioactive environments! Where's the WWKBEF located? I want to apply for a job there.

Vorticus wrote:

sippan wrote:

Vorticus wrote:Yes, but do koalas melt in your hand, or just your mouth.

They have been known to melt in your hand in massively radioactive environments. At least acccording to the WWKBEF, The World-Wide Koala Bear Experiment Foundation.

Koala bears and radioactive environments! Where's the WWKBEF located? I want to apply for a job there.

We don't know. The top 5 nations of the world get reports of thei rresearch every 7 months, but nobody has ever managed to trace them down. Nobody has even tried - they're afraid that if the WWKBEF is exposed, they will cease their research and the world will never fully understand the koala bears.

(One of the most popular, and plausible, theories, is that the research center is somewhere under the desert, take a left turn at Irem and then go until you spot the signs. There may or may not be more detailed directions in the Voynich manuscript.)

So, do koalas play Calvinball?

Yeah, but those little bastards cheat like a fathermocker. Stay away from 'em, that's what I say. Or eat them, if you have a cold.

I'd play with my cat but she will scratch me.

as I recall the only way to cheat at calvinballl would be to declare yourself the winner everytime.

That's the beauty of the game.

Koalas must not like to lose...

I wonder if they could play at all. Eucalyptus has a form of narcotic in it, so koalas spend their entire lives stoned.

being stoned makes calvinball even more fun.