Dear god, I'm almost a commander!

Brockway · Post by **Brockway** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 10:41 am

Just a couple posts away, and I'm a little worried. What should I use it for? A heartfelt plea for world peace? Subliminal message telling people to buy george foreman grills?Buy george foreman grills! Talk about how I got there before Mr. Bob? So many things I could use it for... perhaps use it call forthe the minions of cthulu? Or stop posting at 999. Any ideas? I don't want to waste it!

Matt Lim · Post by **Matt Lim** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 11:19 am

Well after comander there's really not much to look forward to. Except if you count being a captain, but that takes 10k posts, I think. mcDuffies has a looooooooooooooong way to go.

YarpsDat · Post by **YarpsDat** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 11:44 am

Matt Lim wrote:Well after comander there's really not much to look forward to. Except if you count being a captain, but that takes 10k posts, I think. mcDuffies has a looooooooooooooong way to go.

Actually I think it's 20k not 10k.

Executor_Arthas · Post by **Executor_Arthas** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 12:28 pm

Well I think that that's just insane.

DEVO-Bot · Post by **DEVO-Bot** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 1:12 pm

Use your powers for evil, and/or George Foreman grills. Because they're freaking awesome.

You could also probably find a way to work tuna into your plan too, because it's tasty, especially in melts that you make on a Foreman grill.

Executor_Arthas · Post by **Executor_Arthas** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 2:24 pm

Horray for George Foreman, and his kickass grills!!!

Brockway · Post by **Brockway** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 2:47 pm

Here it was, my 1000th post!

brockway wrote:
Soap Committee wrote:I suppose I'm one of the three girls? Odds are, I get a boy! Hurrah!
Ok, here it is, my 1000th post! And what is is about? This:

I bet you end up paired with the other single girl! Because that's the meaning of Valentines Day, horrible dissapointment! Also, buy George Foreman grills! And, I call forth the demons of cthulu! Damn nothing happened. Oh well. And Mr. Bob, . And for DEVO-Bot:

And I ran, I ran so far away.
I just ran, I ran all night and day.
I couldn't get away.

There it is, 1000, and it was all I'd hoped it would be! That is commander brockway now cadets, luitenants, and lt. commanders! Mwuuhahaaahaaaaaa!!!

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 3:21 pm

You should stop at 999 and start another account.

Matt Lim wrote:Well after comander there's really not much to look forward to. Except if you count being a captain, but that takes 10k posts, I think. mcDuffies has a looooooooooooooong way to go.

I'm actually hoping that they will lighten it a little in a year or two.

Actually, I'm not thinking anything. if I knew there's some advantage in being a captain, I probably would.

Executor_Arthas · Post by **Executor_Arthas** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 3:34 pm

It's a bit too late for that...

Terotrous · Post by **Terotrous** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 10:21 pm

YarpsDat wrote:
Matt Lim wrote:Well after comander there's really not much to look forward to. Except if you count being a captain, but that takes 10k posts, I think. mcDuffies has a looooooooooooooong way to go.
Actually I think it's 20k not 10k.

How does anyone know it exists?

Superlance · Post by **Superlance** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 10:33 pm

Terotrous wrote:
YarpsDat wrote:
Matt Lim wrote:Well after comander there's really not much to look forward to. Except if you count being a captain, but that takes 10k posts, I think. mcDuffies has a looooooooooooooong way to go.
Actually I think it's 20k not 10k.
How does anyone know it exists?

We don't.
I think the admins just told us that for their own sick entertainment.

Evil Jamie! · Post by **Evil Jamie!** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 11:39 pm

Those crazy admins.

Plothole · Post by **Plothole** » Sun Jan 18, 2004 12:25 am

brockway's sig wrote:I am a guy. I just like girls with guns.

Ok, but whats the pistol for?

KittyKatBlack · Post by **KittyKatBlack** » Sun Jan 18, 2004 12:28 am

The pistol is so she can shoot the guy that dug her up and used her dead body as a sex toy. She was reanimated by a fairy and now she's out for revenge. She has an eye-patch because she shot herself in the head on accident when trying to get the gun to work. Also, the scarf is to cover the stitches around her neck when her head fell off and the guy sewed it back on.

TheGoobla · Post by **TheGoobla** » Sun Jan 18, 2004 12:29 am

I just realized something... didnt she die by shooting herself in the head by accident, mistaking the gun for a blow drier? So shouldnt she have had two gaping holes in her head?

KittyKatBlack · Post by **KittyKatBlack** » Sun Jan 18, 2004 12:31 am

No, that was someone else. I think this one hung herself.

Brockway · Post by **Brockway** » Sun Jan 18, 2004 12:35 am

No, she did shoot herself accidently and died before. Shiunji repaired the hole when he "prepared" her body. The other guy's blow up doll hung itself after being brought back to like by the dutch wife fairy.

KittyKatBlack · Post by **KittyKatBlack** » Sun Jan 18, 2004 12:36 am

Oh. Hmm... ok. At any rate, she's still my favorite character out of the entire comic. But Mike and his Sister are a close second....

TheGoobla · Post by **TheGoobla** » Sun Jan 18, 2004 12:36 am

Damn that dutch wife fairy! Ruining as many lives as Shiunji ruins corpses!

Plothole · Post by **Plothole** » Sun Jan 18, 2004 12:43 am

Umm... right.

That wasn't exactly what I was trying to suggest with my post.

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