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Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2003 7:22 am
by Matt Lim
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...yup...

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2003 11:45 am
by Phalanx
Evil Jamie! wrote: 1 0.02% what to do when your period just wont stop ---I didn't need to see this one.
What is it with them wierd last search strings anyway?

Re: November search strings.

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2003 12:51 pm
by YarpsDat
Nishichi27 wrote:
wethamster wrote:1 11.11% Nishichi27
K-Dawg wrote:1 3.45% Nishichi 27
What the hell?!!
They're onto you Laura K.

Evil Jamie wrote:porn porn porn
Keffria wrote:hentai hentai hentai
Congrats Keff, you're oficially on the dark side now. Right next to Evil Jamie.
When the forum crash disables your account you need to register "Evil Keffria" and then two of you will amuse us by posting your porn search strings every month.
;)

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2003 2:58 pm
by Taiwanimation
Jamie, just what was the origin of people coming to your comic thinking it was porn?

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2003 3:15 pm
by YarpsDat
He displays the list of searchstrings from the last month.

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2003 3:40 pm
by War
Mention porn once and it just escalates from there, especially if you post the search strings.

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2003 4:07 pm
by ZOMBIE USER 14998
Once again this month, my only search strings were people looking up my heroine's name. And one of those was probably me. As someone already noted, I just don't supply enough text to search.

At least my hit-count total recovered a little. That's probably due solely to Axonite over at Station V3, who spends far more time promoting my comic than I do. Thanks again!

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2003 4:19 pm
by MixedMyth
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39 10.77% Mixed Myth
20 5.52% myth
14 3.87% mixedmyth
11 3.04% mixed myth comic
10 2.76% mixedmyth comic
7 1.93% Mixed myth
3 0.83% Mixed Myth comic
3 0.83% matrix myth
3 0.83% tarutaru dragoon
2 0.55% demonic children
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2 0.55% tamit
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1 0.28% Keenspace Fantasy Comics
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1 0.28% Manga FanArt
1 0.28% Matrix and Myth
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1 0.28% Mixed Fantasy comic
1 0.28% Mixed Myth Keenspace
1 0.28% Mixed Myth\
1 0.28% Mixed myth AND comic
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1 0.28% fantasy manga
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1 0.28% http://mixedmyth.keenspace.com
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1 0.28% manga comics
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1 0.28% manga fantasy
1 0.28% matrix comic 2003
1 0.28% matrix revolutions myth
1 0.28% mixed Myth
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Nothing terribly exciting, although I'm kinda curious as to how 'oish' led to my comic. Maybe it was in one of my rants. And I see someone else had the idea of a Tarutaru dragoon. Pity they don't have the jump ability like dragoons used to.

Re: November search strings.

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2003 5:19 pm
by Keffria
YarpsDat wrote:
Keffria wrote:hentai hentai hentai
Congrats Keff, you're oficially on the dark side now. Right next to Evil Jamie.
When the forum crash disables your account you need to register "Evil Keffria" and then two of you will amuse us by posting your porn search strings every month.
;)
I didn't mean to, I swear...! (You'll notice that I took it off my page title.)

I was getting 70+ hits per day - and that's good, for my site - but I felt so dirty... :lol:

*edit* And then I went to post something amusing as Evil Keffria, only to realize that I can't remember the password for the e-mail address I used for the name... :cry: Dammit!

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2003 6:56 pm
by McDuffies
Heh heh heh
Jamie's strings never cease to amuse me.
My theory is that he put "porn" into keywords meta tag for fun and totally forgot about it.

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2003 7:10 pm
by Axonite
geoduck wrote:Once again this month, my only search strings were people looking up my heroine's name. And one of those was probably me. As someone already noted, I just don't supply enough text to search.
That's probably the reason I don't get many search strings... I don't say much that anybody would be searching for.
At least my hit-count total recovered a little. That's probably due solely to Axonite over at Station V3, who spends far more time promoting my comic than I do. Thanks again!
You're welcome... :)

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2003 7:36 pm
by Cheebs
I actually got some interesting ones this time around.

1 1 8.33% In your dreams magical thoughts
2 1 8.33% Ryan McMullen
3 1 8.33% a gift of magic characters
4 1 8.33% a wish for wings hardcore (Does Jenn Dolari get "Constant Flux hardcore" on her search strings then?)
5 1 8.33% constant flux
6 1 8.33% constant flux comic
7 1 8.33% fluxwallpaper
8 1 8.33% impolite to ask age (This amuses me for some reason.)
9 1 8.33% picture sad boy
10 1 8.33% sad boy wallpaper (Someone must really want sad boys...)
11 1 8.33% space in constant flux
12 1 8.33% susan constant (I am?)

Re: November search strings.

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2003 10:01 pm
by Wethamster
Keffria wrote:
YarpsDat wrote:
Keffria wrote:hentai hentai hentai
Congrats Keff, you're oficially on the dark side now. Right next to Evil Jamie.
When the forum crash disables your account you need to register "Evil Keffria" and then two of you will amuse us by posting your porn search strings every month.
;)
I didn't mean to, I swear...! (You'll notice that I took it off my page title.)

I was getting 70+ hits per day - and that's good, for my site - but I felt so dirty... :lol:

*edit* And then I went to post something amusing as Evil Keffria, only to realize that I can't remember the password for the e-mail address I used for the name... :cry: Dammit!
O_o Only that manny hits a day! THIS INJUSTICE MUST BE CORECTED. ^^ Don't pay any atention to the person on your right thats going to plug in, nope..... *jedi mind trick*Pay no atention to me pluging in your comic. *jedi mind trick*

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2003 10:07 pm
by Evil Jamie!
Taiwanimation wrote:Jamie, just what was the origin of people coming to your comic thinking it was porn?
Years ago (seriously, it was years ago) I mentioned that I didn't like porn in a rant, then a few months later I noticed alot of search strings to my site included 'porn' in them.
I was like 'wtf, mate!' and posted the search strings in another rant and then said there was noporn here, and people looking for it here should give it up.
Big mistake.
I've been getting hits for the stuff ever since. Kinda like a running gag.

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2003 11:28 pm
by Wethamster
Evil Jamie! wrote:
Taiwanimation wrote:Jamie, just what was the origin of people coming to your comic thinking it was porn?
Years ago (seriously, it was years ago) I mentioned that I didn't like porn in a rant, then a few months later I noticed alot of search strings to my site included 'porn' in them.
I was like 'wtf, mate!' and posted the search strings in another rant and then said there was noporn here, and people looking for it here should give it up.
Big mistake.
I've been getting hits for the stuff ever since. Kinda like a running gag.
Heh, well I think it's still funny.

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2003 7:46 am
by Zhan_Dvega
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3 1 8.33% Ai-Yai-Yai!
4 1 8.33% Vega art comic
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6 1 8.33% aiyaiyai the little butterfly
7 1 8.33% link:kGY_zdTYGuIJ:icjb.keenspace.com/
8 1 8.33% noboru yaichirou
9 1 8.33% queen of hearts sprites

Pretty much the same as always.. ;x

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2003 11:41 am
by ZOMBIE USER 16849
I got three different kinds:

*Deity Permit
*Soap Committee
*Harry Potter 3 Movie Trailer (??)

Haha! Funny stuff.

Re: November search strings.

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2003 1:04 pm
by Keffria
wethamster wrote:
Keffria wrote:
YarpsDat wrote: Congrats Keff, you're oficially on the dark side now. Right next to Evil Jamie.
When the forum crash disables your account you need to register "Evil Keffria" and then two of you will amuse us by posting your porn search strings every month.
;)
I didn't mean to, I swear...! (You'll notice that I took it off my page title.)

I was getting 70+ hits per day - and that's good, for my site - but I felt so dirty... :lol:

*edit* And then I went to post something amusing as Evil Keffria, only to realize that I can't remember the password for the e-mail address I used for the name... :cry: Dammit!
O_o Only that manny hits a day! THIS INJUSTICE MUST BE CORECTED. ^^ Don't pay any atention to the person on your right thats going to plug in, nope..... *jedi mind trick*Pay no atention to me pluging in your comic. *jedi mind trick*
Aww... thanks!

But you know, I thought 70 hits was pretty darn good. My average is around 20, I think. :oops:

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2003 1:11 pm
by CorruptDictatorNumber2
Mine were pretty lame as usual, but my two best were

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1 0.58% half breed monkey pictures Sweet.

Katherine

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2003 1:17 pm
by LAGtheNoggin
mcDuffies wrote:Heh heh heh
Jamie's strings never cease to amuse me.
My theory is that he put "porn" into keywords meta tag for fun and totally forgot about it.
Well, he has got "Jamie and Nick. Apparently your No.1 stop for porn..." as the title of the index page, which is what will come up if you google for him... In comparison to most the titles one gets thrown at you when one searchs porn "Jamie and Nick. Apparently your No.1 stop for porn..." looks like just the ticket! Although it'd be even better if he hid the word Gay and Homosexuals in there somewhere...