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I have VICTORY!

Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2003 7:42 am
by Ghastly
Yes! Victory at last over SPAM!

Last week for some reason the amount of spam being sent to my E-mail address I use for my comic had reached the breaking point.

Where as usually I get only 50-100 spam a day I was getting over 500 spam a day. The filters on my E-mail account simply could not keep up with all the creative way spammers tried to defeat them.

Then it occured to me. What if, instead of trying to scan my e-mail for spam and delete it, I scanned my e-mail for messages I wanted and deleted everything else.

So I have a password now which must be included in the subject header of any email sent to me. It must say "TENTACLE" somewhere in the subject header or the e-mail will be automatically deleted unread. I posted notices on my page in the news section, the FAQ and the forums that all e-mail sent to me must have this password or go unread. I was already sure I was probably missing out on plenty of legitimate e-mails using the old method as I would just dump the entire inbox rather than trying in vain to search through the mountain of spam for the real letters.

The experiment has so far proven to be a huge success. This morning there were a dozen legitimate e-mails in my inbox, all with the word "tentacle" in the subject header, and there was not a single spam to be seen. My spam filter, instead of being a huge bloated dictionary of things to seek and destroy is a simple one line if[SUBJECT]does not contain[TENTACLE]then[TRASH].

All spam gets trashed and anyone who doesn't pay enough attention to my site to read the notice on how to e-mail me gets their messages trashed too which, all things considered, is probably just as well.

No more searching for real messages. No more bulky spam filters. No more spam. I'm surprised I didn't think of this before.

Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2003 7:45 am
by Evil Jamie!
Now that's thinking! :D

Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2003 9:06 am
by Mecharm
*applauses*

Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2003 9:26 am
by Jaster!
"APPLAUSE" ISN'T A VERB, YOU FOOL!

You have doomed us all.

*Deleted*

Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2003 9:32 am
by Evil Jamie!
Damnit, Charm! :evil:

Tentacle

Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2003 10:34 am
by Nyke
It's *applauds* you fool!

Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2003 10:34 am
by Mecharm
You all seem to forget I'm the Internet's Angel of Death.

Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2003 10:51 am
by Ghastly
mecharm wrote:You all seem to forget I'm the Internet's Angel of Death.
No, you're the Internet's Angel of Debt. You fool! You've lead us all to ruin!

Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2003 10:53 am
by Mecharm
..what?
*reads business card*
SHIT! I've been had!

Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2003 1:28 pm
by Taiwanimation
Now if you still get junk mail, I'd be quite disturbed.

Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2003 2:06 pm
by Brockway
New Message!

To: Ghastly
From: jrobin6547@hotmail.com
Subject: Looking for hentai tentacle pokemon rape kawaii schoolgirls teen?

Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2003 2:49 pm
by Sortelli
As usual, Ghastly, you are an inspiration to us all. :D

Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2003 3:10 pm
by ZOMBIE USER 14998
It works great if you're just comunicating with live humans, but if you ever need to get an automated reply from somewhere, (ie Keenspace) you might have problems.

ARGH!

Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2003 3:55 pm
by VileTerror
THAT'S NOT SPAM!

Those emails you don't want are advertisements! Spam is COMPLETELY different!

Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2003 4:01 pm
by Sortelli
Everything Terror seems to say is pretty much spam, tho.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I must go respond to every single thread on the forum whether or not I have anything to say.

Yes.

Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2003 4:02 pm
by VileTerror
Now THAT'S spam.

Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2003 4:08 pm
by Ghastly
geoduck wrote:It works great if you're just comunicating with live humans, but if you ever need to get an automated reply from somewhere, (ie Keenspace) you might have problems.
Those e-mails go to a different account.

Re: Yes.

Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2003 5:57 pm
by Mecharm
VileTerror wrote:Now THAT'S spam.
That was the joke.

What are you talking about?

Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2003 5:59 pm
by VileTerror
That was the truth.

Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2003 7:04 pm
by McDuffies
Sortelli wrote:Everything Terror seems to say is pretty much spam, tho.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I must go respond to every single thread on the forum whether or not I have anything to say.
Hm... Knowing you, I actually wish you would.


Anyway, Ghastly, it's so good idea, you should try to patent it or something.
And even if you still get spam, at least it's interesting.


(P.S. Advertisement is just an advertisement, but 100 advertisements a day really are spam, not for the same reasons VT would do, but still spam)