Socially deviant, gross, peverse, funny jokes.

LAGtheNoggin · Post by **LAGtheNoggin** » Sat Nov 22, 2003 7:10 am

Where's... Wears...

Wears
definition nommer 6. To damage, diminish, erode, or consume by long or hard use, attrition, or exposure. Often used with away, down, or off: rocks worn away by the sea; shoes worn down at the heels.

>sigh<

Nyke · Post by **Nyke** » Sat Nov 22, 2003 7:20 am

That reminds me of another blonde joke.

Blonde walks into a library and says loudly "I want a hamburger and french fries!"
Librarian comes to her and says "Ma'am, this is a library."
The blonde says "Oh."

Then, she whispers, "I'll have a hamburger..."

Rian Q. Fox · Post by **Rian Q. Fox** » Sat Nov 22, 2003 9:15 am

Well, we're on a low niveau level, so...

How to break a blonde's nose?

Put 20$ under a glassed table.

Brockway · Post by **Brockway** » Sat Nov 22, 2003 9:20 am

What does a blonde do first thing in the morning?

She gets dressed, kicks open the car door, and goes home.

Nishichi27 · Post by **Nishichi27** » Sat Nov 22, 2003 1:50 pm

One day a blonde was driving in the countryside and she saw another blonde out in the field, rowing a rowboat.
The driving blonde said, "What in the world are you doing?"
The rowing blonde said "I'm trying to get across this sea of grass!"
The other blonde was very angry. She shouted, "It's stupid blondes like you that give us a bad name! Boy, if I could swim, I'd come out there and give you a good talking-to!"

Chrismills · Post by **Chrismills** » Sat Nov 22, 2003 2:42 pm

Four nuns were sitting around the breakfast table chatting.

The first one says "You know, I was cleaning Father Luke's chambers last month and I found one of those sinful romance novels."
The other nuns gasp and ask her what she did about it. "I hid it behind the bookcase," she replies.

The second nun said "That's not so bad. I was cleaning his chambers last week and I found a pornographic magazine!"
The other nuns gasp and ask her what she did about it. "I threw it away," she answered.

The third nun said "That's nothing. I was cleaning his chambers yesterday and I found a box of condoms!"
The other nuns gasp and ask her what she did about them. "Well," she said, "I took a pin and poked holes in every one."

The fourth nun said

"Shit!"

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Sat Nov 22, 2003 2:58 pm

A whale couple was swimming around, as they are known to do, when they happen upon a whaling boat. Dude whale says to the chick,
"Hey, I recognize that boat. That's the boat that killed my father. We have to get them back, those bastards."
The female whale thinks about it. "Whataya wanna do?"
After thinking, he says, "I got it. We'll swim underneath them, and then rise to the surface and exhale out our blowholes."
Reluctantly, chick whale says, "OK. Let's do it."
So they swim underneath the boats, exhale, and the boat goes flying in the air, dumping out all the sailors. The dude laughs as the sailors swim for their lives, but feeling the rush of retribution, he feels he needs more. "That's not enough. We should eat all the sailors, so their families know what it's like to lose a father."
This is where the female whale objects.
"Hold on. I agreed to the blow job, but I refuse to swallow any seamen."

YarpsDat · Post by **YarpsDat** » Sun Nov 23, 2003 4:30 am

not so deviant joke:

Q: How is a pigeon different?

A: One of it's legs is more.

it kinda sounds better in polish:
"Czym się r

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Mon Nov 24, 2003 6:07 am

A guy finds a bottle on the beach and opens it. Out pops a genie!

"You may have three wishes, but know that whatever you wish for, your worst enemy will get double!"

The man thinks for a moment and says, "Yeah, ok. I want a billion dollars." The genie smashes his hands together and hands the man a checkbook. "Your worst enemy has two billion dollars."

"Fine, fine..." says the man. "Now I want my choice of women. Any woman I want." Again the genie smashes his hands together. "Any woman you want shall come to you, but your worst enemy will get two women for your each one."

"Fair enough." Says the man. "Now, I want you to beat me half to death."