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Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2003 7:18 pm
by Luprand
So much filthy crap
Don't think I can clean it all
What am I to do?
--Sij
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2003 1:41 am
by YarpsDat
Warren wrote:There are just so many cooler things we could be talking about. We could revive the slander thread. We could discuss at length why Peanut Butter Cups are genetically superior to actual peanut butter. We could even compose the filthiest haiku in human existance.
Let's be friends, OK? Let's be friends with lesbians!
... in accordance with the prophecy? @_o
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2003 6:17 am
by Rkolter
Peanut Butter Cups do not have their own genetic code.
Chocolate, in whatever format, is superior to no chocolate.
Those who do not believe are evil and wrong and should be beaten with wet noodles until they cry "Uncle!"
Why do you want people to cry Uncle? Isn't that kind of perverse? I mean, you tickle someone until they cry Uncle. You beat them with wet noodles until they cry Uncle. Who is this Uncle, and how did crying his name get started? Should we always cry Uncle? I beg to differ.
Why do you have to beg to differ? I mean really, if you're going to differ, just fsking differ. Don't beg to do it. "Oh please, can I express an opinion other than yours? Pretty Please?" Good grief, I'm surprised there are any good arguements at all. If someone came to me and said they begged to differ, I'd say, "Beg all you like the answer is still No." Begging to differ is just sinister.
Which means left handed. Weird, that. Why does sinister mean left, but bannisters are on the right? Barristers are lawyers, but Bar Stools are used in fights?
Ok, I'm feeling weird now. G'night. Wait, it's morning... ooohhhh....
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2003 2:28 pm
by Nyke
Luprand wrote:So much filthy crap
Don't think I can clean it all
What am I to do?
--Sij
Hey, why use Haiku?
Other poetry ownz all,
So just fuck Haiku.
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2003 3:49 pm
by YarpsDat
who reads my haiku
will die, in accordance
with the prophecy.
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2003 3:58 pm
by McDuffies
Warren wrote:mcDuffies wrote:Warren wrote:
Yeah... don't know too much about 98% of the American ones either.
You missed the point. I was trying to draw a parallel with politics: certainly, U.S.A. politics affects lif... etc ...ter. We could even compose the filthiest haiku in human existance.
Let's be friends, OK? Let's be friends with lesbians!
Uh... Sorry if I sounded like I was mad or someting, or ready to start a flamewar. To me political opinion is so slippery terrain and relative, that I couldn't possibly get mad at anyone having different opinion except if it's really extreme (like Americans that unconditionally aproove all bombings or for that matter, Serbs who think all Muslims should be killed).
I was just having a relaxed political chat, really.
Fucking criminy!
Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2003 11:09 pm
by VileTerror
This is like Quote Wars!