ATTN: NeTrek to remain largely ignored

Netrek · Post by **Netrek** » Sat Nov 23, 2002 7:11 am

Yes, that's right, folks! NeTrek is going to continue to be a fun, clean little comic moldering in obscurity. I do this, of course, to maintain my high standards of in-jokes, Ohio references, and general wackiness that those well-known comics can't afford to do.

This message was brought to you by Flan ©. Flan © - the dessert of ne'er-do-wells.

--Sij

Netrek · Post by **Netrek** » Sat Nov 23, 2002 12:10 pm

See - even the post was ignored!

--Sij

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Sat Nov 23, 2002 8:40 pm

That's because it was one of 1352 posts starting with ATTENTION.

And now, gratitous cool smiley:
8)

With your support this thread can develop into giant nonsense-powered monster too!

ZOMBIE USER 11601 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 11601** » Sun Nov 24, 2002 3:06 am

netrek wrote:Yes, that's right, folks! NeTrek is going to continue to be a fun, clean little comic moldering in obscurity.

Damn, I was planning to do the same thing, but I'll just be seen as copying your idea now...

Netrek · Post by **Netrek** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 6:47 am

This thread was brought to you by Flan © - The dessert of people who said it first.

Once again, I will regale you with all of the bad things Flan © can do to your system. Flan © will make you sterile. Flan © wants to eat your liver. Do not attempt to feed Flan © to anyone over, below, or at the age of 13. If you do, the Flan © will come to your house in the middle of the night and eat your leftover kimchi. If you think I am kidding, guess again. The Flan © is right behind you. Made you look.

--Sij

ZOMBIE USER 11784 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 11784** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 8:55 am

All right, someone get this kid a girlfriend, a hobby, hell, I'll pinch in for a hooker, JUST STOP HIM BEFORE HE MAKES ANOTHER USELESS POST!!!

Smoot · Post by **Smoot** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 9:35 am

teehehe.

*USELESS POST*

now go get me a hobby.

ZOMBIE USER 12015 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12015** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 10:03 am

NikeYoung wrote:All right, someone get this kid a girlfriend, a hobby, hell, I'll pinch in for a hooker, JUST STOP HIM BEFORE HE MAKES ANOTHER USELESS POST!!!

OOHHH!

Get me one, please?!? I NEED a girlfriend! O.k. Now, here's the only criteria: Her bust & booty size must be in converse proportions to her brain size. For example, I want a girl that no matter which way she turns, she's either gonna smack you in the chin, or sweep your legs! Got it?? Now go getter man!!

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 4:45 pm

Here's a buck for the hooker:
$$$

Netrek · Post by **Netrek** » Tue Nov 26, 2002 7:04 am

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I really am not ready for a girlfriend.

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--Sij

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Tue Nov 26, 2002 3:08 pm

Sure is useless cause we're gonna find you one!

Netrek · Post by **Netrek** » Sat Nov 30, 2002 7:01 am

Seriously, that won't be necessary . . .

(hears knock at door)

Hello? I . . .

What's with the 300 sad-looking teenage girls in the snow outside my back door?

--Sij

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Sat Nov 30, 2002 8:32 am

[male_chovinist]I sent them. Didn't have time for all.

Netrek · Post by **Netrek** » Sat Nov 30, 2002 11:22 am

Okay, 'cause it's getting difficult to fend them off with only some Flan © and a broiled rusty trout . . .

Hey, I wonder what this <B>Flen ©</B> would do to them?

--Sij

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Sat Nov 30, 2002 5:24 pm

Flan and copy? Some new product from the Flan factory?

I think you turned off something.

Netrek · Post by **Netrek** » Mon Dec 02, 2002 6:34 am

No, HTML isn't disabled; Flan and copy is the new Xerographic Flan process to make Flan copies of every document you own! Coming soon: Flanimation!

--Sij

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