Good-Bye Cruel Computer Generated World!

LAGtheNoggin · Post by **LAGtheNoggin** » Fri Sep 27, 2002 5:32 am

May god save my computer's soul... For today, with the parts scattered around me, we shall perform a transplant of the brain, motherboard and Banish it's heathen Soul of Windows 98 to whence it came from! Please bow your heads as I perform the Last Rites...

*dashes oil over computer case*

*mumbles priestly*

May god save your soul...

Amen....

Now for the fun part! *sounds of electric screw drivers and drills*

I'm just going for an upgrade... I may be some time... *steps into the off white background and shuts down the processor for it's last time*

ZOMBIE USER 8124 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 8124** » Fri Sep 27, 2002 9:35 am

*clasps hands together*
Please, let it be alright!
Please...

TheOne · Post by **TheOne** » Fri Sep 27, 2002 5:24 pm

At least you didn't find the cancer too late, at least now it may still have a chance.
But everyone else, please make sure to monthly or at least yearly checks, you never know when this could happen to you.

LAGtheNoggin · Post by **LAGtheNoggin** » Tue Oct 01, 2002 1:00 pm

*steps out from the roiling clouds, hat down, long coat swilling*

*clump!* *clump!* *Clump!* (boot sounds, really...)

*whips out Flak Cannon while diving [slow-mo stylee] to the left, whopping up half an adrenaline then slapping into Invisibilty only to grab the bomb and whack it home at the enemy base*

I'M BACK!

And with no added lag! Bo ya'! So now the above dialouge isn't entirely fictional! YAY!

I trudged through dodgy Hard Drives, east London, five hours worth of Wagner (damn straight). Fought hand to hand with my processor fan and it's goop, the tax man on practically everything. And all this, just to get here*...

I love you guys!

*here may also include faster fragging, more porn and Maya respectively.

ZOMBIE USER 12015 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12015** » Tue Oct 01, 2002 1:20 pm

Can I get a translator ova' here?

LAGtheNoggin · Post by **LAGtheNoggin** » Tue Oct 01, 2002 1:33 pm

Jeeze, I've been playing way too much Unreal 2003, thought you said Translocator, easy mistake ^.^

Anyway, quick Translation came up with:

Rejoice! For my computer lives once again! The Motherboard, processor and O.S transplant worked!

It only took me an entire week too! Whooo!

MmMmmmm, XP 2100 baby, yeeeahhhh... And I still have

MiniFoo · Post by **MiniFoo** » Tue Oct 01, 2002 6:17 pm

Oh yeah?

I got a new computer. And it took me two weeks to set up the server between it and my old one. SO THERE!

If anyone wants to know, I'll be updating this Friday...