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Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2002 7:33 am
by Bliss
Go read Mika's comic, ghastly.
That'll help certainly.
Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2002 9:20 am
by Hardware
Well, I looked, and I have a little link at the top of my logs page that says [Search], but it doesn't lead to anything (there's no table between Referrers and Agents).
I've had google's bot visit my site, but I guess nothing has come up as a result. Or at least none has visited my site as the result of a search. I don't have much in the way of text, and no meta tags on my pages, so that might be why.
Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2002 10:58 am
by Ghastly
Bliss wrote:Go read Mika's comic, ghastly.
That'll help certainly.
They've been covering "how to masturbate" in Meekerz?
How could I have missed this?
Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2002 11:20 am
by Psiogen
I've been hit by a truly frightening array of search strings in my time... a couple off the top of my head:
"fattest ass in the world"
"glue ass shut"
"better than ezra and fuck"
"castration gallery gay"
"mushroom on elephant dung"
Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2002 11:48 am
by Ghastly
I did have one hit a long time ago for "fat assed pandas". That was when Big Panda was still on my comic.
Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2002 4:20 pm
by Chascraw4d
Actually the only weird search string I've gotten so far is 'perpetual student quote', which leads to my cast page. My rants/newsbox is in an i-frame and doesn't get picked up by search engines, which leaves very little text in the comic pages to search for. (Of course, given that my rants are exceptionally tame, they wouldn't generate anythig particularly interesting anyways).
Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2002 6:32 pm
by Taiwanimation
Surprisingly, none of my search strings were obscene. Some of the more interesting ones included:
stupid holidays (I run a special color panel on every holiday)
pictures of female elves (Very strange as none of my characters are)
fantasy pictures moles (Yes, I do have a comic with a mole as a character, but who ever heard of fantasy moles?)
ming dynasty schoolgirl (Once again, I had a comic set in the ming dynasty, but who ever connected that with schools?)
stupid or mohammedanizations or jacoby or minima or eelgrass (Huh? Incidentally only one person searched for this.)
Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2002 6:34 pm
by Sortelli
Taiwanimation wrote:stupid or mohammedanizations or jacoby or minima or eelgrass (Huh? Incidentally only one person searched for this.)
That was me. You have no idea how hard it is to find mohammedized minima eelgrass.

Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2002 7:27 pm
by Chascraw4d
Taiwanimation wrote:
fantasy pictures moles (Yes, I do have a comic with a mole as a character, but who ever heard of fantasy moles?)
Actually there's a very good fantasy series about moles written by William Horwood. The first book is called
Duncton Wood. I know there are other books in the series, but I'm not sure what they are. I picked up the book in Wales when I studied there for a semester in college, and to my knowledge the series hasn't been released in the US yet.