Lord Elf doesn't want you to visit Elf Only Inn

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Sat Aug 10, 2002 7:30 pm

Only elves are allowed to visit Elf Only Inn, which is a serious roleplaying chat room for serious roleplayers who play elves. It is not a chat room for Super Sayans, Trekkies, non AD&D roleplaying or people who like girls. Lord Elf reserves the right to ban anyone whenever he needs to make himself feel important. Fun is strictly forbidden in Elf Only Inn. Please keep Out Of Character chat to a minimum.

Elf Only Inn, contrary to some accounts, is not a webcomic about people in a chat room. Lord Elf is the best chat moderator ever. There are lots of furries and big anime breasts in Elf Only Inn. Go visit it now and search through the archives to see them. Now, now, now!

http://elfonlyinn.keenspace.com

ZOMBIE USER 9264 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 9264** » Sat Aug 10, 2002 8:10 pm

So I'm not allowed to visit your comic because I don't pretend to be an elf? What the hell?
Nevermind. Someone else wanna field this one?

Procrastination: Alex · Sat Aug 10, 2002 8:16 pm

Alright. Don't come because you aren't an elf. Everyone come see now. (!?) Umm....damn, I tried. So are you trying to get people to go or people not to go?

ZOMBIE USER 10963 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 10963** » Sat Aug 10, 2002 8:20 pm

I saw a lot of cut & paste characters and Nimoy from Star Trek.

Then I remembered I can't go because I'm not an elf.

ZOMBIE USER 7833 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 7833** » Sat Aug 10, 2002 8:28 pm

Guys, no, it's a trap! This is really a sprite comic in disguise! Oh, the copy and pasting... it hurts and stings...

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Sat Aug 10, 2002 9:13 pm

Kay. So much for being clever. I understand that "sprite" comics (especially roleplaying ones) must sting like lemon juice in the eyes to non-sprite artists, but I draw all the material myself. I'm working on a "legit" comic in the meantime, but that's going to take me a lot longer to show off. Frankly, I'd rather read a good sprite comic than a badly scribbled and rushed one.

It's about chat room roleplaying, so the concept probably falls flat with pretty much everyone who's never been in an RP chat room. Elf Only Inn is a spoof of every fantasy-only chat room and there really aren't many elves there. The room host, Lord Elf, is a total tool. There really aren't any anime boobies or furries, that WAS a trap. I figured it would be the best bait since that's what EVERYONE ELSE SEEMS TO DRAW.

So even if you've never roleplayed online, please give the comic a shot. I realize I'm the newbie fodder, so please don't punch me too hard.

Twentyfour · Post by **Twentyfour** » Sun Aug 11, 2002 11:58 am

That was a plug *laughing*....wow.... at least yer original Sorty! Umm just a word of advice tho putting stuff like "It is not a chat room for Super Sayans, Trekkies, non AD&D roleplaying or people who like girls" ..... not for people who like girls??? Ouch man.. I'm booted cuz I have a girlfriend? Well then fine! No visits for you!.... actually I'll check it out later, curiosity is too strong in me not to.

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Sun Aug 11, 2002 12:07 pm

Yes. Real elves don't like girls. Why do you think they wear tights?

Twentyfour · Post by **Twentyfour** » Sun Aug 11, 2002 12:16 pm

Tights = homosexuality??? Dear god!! ROBIN HOOD!!! SPIDER MAN!!! SUPERMAN!!! ..... Wonder woman....yea baby!

ZOMBIE USER 10963 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 10963** » Sun Aug 11, 2002 12:20 pm

I suggest making another superhero woman in tights so we can fix her up with Wonder Woman.

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Sun Aug 11, 2002 12:23 pm

Oh yeah, Wonder Woman grew up on an island with nothing but women, after all.

Yes, we should make her a cute little sidekick she can have a relationship with. And we can name her... uh... Gabrielle!!!

...

That hasn't been done yet, has it?

Twentyfour · Post by **Twentyfour** » Sun Aug 11, 2002 12:24 pm

*laughing* ....no... no it hasn't

ZOMBIE USER 10963 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 10963** » Sun Aug 11, 2002 12:28 pm

Phase 1 complete. Now to make these sexy superheroines.

ZOMBIE USER 9264 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 9264** » Sun Aug 11, 2002 1:15 pm

Would this proposed 'super heroine' fuck you up more or just come in pill form?

ZOMBIE USER 7833 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 7833** » Sun Aug 11, 2002 6:35 pm

Hawk Girl! Remember? Well, only in the new Justice League. In the original it was Hawk MAN or Hawkboy or Eagle Scout or some such thing. I don't remember. Definitely a change for the better, though. Except that her power involves flying and smashing stuff. But still, she's got one up on the Incredible Hulk, I guess...

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Sun Aug 11, 2002 7:29 pm

I'm still a little mystified by the whole Hawk Girl thing. Her wings hardly ever seem to flap. And without that big electric head-bonker weapon she's all mouth. Or beak. And she's wearing Wolverine's old hat.

ZOMBIE USER 10963 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 10963** » Sun Aug 11, 2002 7:38 pm

I'm too busy thinking about this super heroine that willing to "fuck me up" according to Razi.

THECapedCaper · Post by **THECapedCaper** » Sun Aug 11, 2002 7:42 pm

So Lord Elf dosen't want me to see his webcomic, eh?

Well, that's one thing I don't need to be told to do. ::rimshot::

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Sun Aug 11, 2002 8:32 pm

It will eternally mystify me, this discovery that so many cartoonists lack a sense of humor.

I just realized I've been mystified twice in my own thread. I better see a doctor.

Chascraw4d · Post by **Chascraw4d** » Sun Aug 11, 2002 9:14 pm

It's a mixed audience, you have to be careful with anything more subtle than hiiting them over the head with a hammer.

Seriously, it's an amusing comic. Even the cut-and-paste artwork is used effectively within the concept.