Once there was a fellow...

ZOMBIE USER 157 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 157** » Wed Jan 24, 2001 2:33 am

what the hell was all that about?

ZOMBIE USER 157 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 157** » Wed Jan 24, 2001 2:34 am

what the hell was all that about?

PDI · Post by **PDI** » Wed Jan 24, 2001 6:39 am

...and his name was Buzz
He was just a rookie cop,
Just a baby fuzz.He patrolled the Sunset strip
In the land of the free
And the home of the hip,
He protected you and me,
Until he met a girl named Alice D.Alice was a girl that all good hippies dread
And they call her Sweet Alice D. Head.
Alice, it was plain to see
Was full of pot and STP
She'd attract a great big crowd
Because her inner peace was much too loudBuzz did the thing that good fuzz must
Shoved his gun at Alice's chest and said,
"Dis is a bust,"
Shone his flashlight into her eyes
And she began to hypnotize
Buzz said, "What a wild sensation,
This must be hallu-hallu-cina-cina-shun-shun-shun..."Oh, love is so sensational
When you fall in love with eyes dilational,
Buzz said, "Alice, you I like
Come take a ride on my fuzzy bike
Soon it will be getting dark
And we can see the stars from Griffith Park."So they went out and dug astrolog-y-y-y
Through their mutual hallucinology-y-y
Buzz is still a cop of course
He's the pusher on the force
Still protecting you and me
From evil women like
Poor Alice D.
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Seven3 · Post by **Seven3** » Wed Jan 24, 2001 10:34 am

Errr... OK. *backs off slowly**Blinks* Buzz the fuzz? Eh?
<a href="http://portside.keenspace.com/about.html#buzz"><img src="http://portside.keenspace.com/misc/fuzz.png" alt="Would you like to know more?" border=0></a>There'd be a couple of problems tho', the <A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com/A359246" TARGET=_blank>three laws of robotics</A> mean he couldn't shoot anyone, and what would he do with with his share of coffee and donuts? <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">------------------
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Yahtzee · Post by **Yahtzee** » Wed Jan 24, 2001 11:35 am

Your sense of rhythm is fucked.

Deathbringer · Post by **Deathbringer** » Thu Jan 25, 2001 2:49 am

---Alternative hentai---(Formerly 'alternative ulster' by stiff little fingers) Theres no such thing as freedomHentai's dead its such a pityPoliticians censor usWhile anarchists riot in the city We aint got nothing but they dont even careThey dont even know,you knowOthers just want money,we can take it or leave it What we needIs an ALTERNATIVE HENTAILearn it,draw it,its yoursALTERNATIVE HENTAIIgnore censorship lawsALTERNATIVE HENTAIBe an anti-security forceALTERNATIVE HENTAIFREE UP WHAT YOU CAAAAAAN Take a look at the sitesYa got passwords and the heatAnd the AOL dog of opressionIs barking at your feet Is the kinda porn you wanna see?Is this how it has to be?Is this the hentai that weve gotta have? What we need'sAn ALTERNATIVE HENTAILearn it,draw it,its yoursALTERNATIVE HENTAIIgnore censorship lawsALTERNATIVE HENTAIBe an anti-security forceALTERNATIVE HENTAIFREE UP WHAT YOU CAAAAAAAN They say theyre a part of youAnd THATS NOT TRUE you knowThey say they got control of youAnd THATS A LIE you knowThey say it cannotBe free,free,freeeeeeeee ALTERNATIVE HENTAIALTERNATIVE HENTAIALTERNATIVE HENTAIALTERNATIVE HENTAIGO GET IT NOW!
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PDI · Post by **PDI** » Thu Jan 25, 2001 7:26 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Yahtzee:
Your sense of rhythm is fucked.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I had hoped someone would recognize it. Buzz the Fuzz is an obscure song fromt he sixties by Biff Rose ... availalbe on Napster today!Rhythm sung and rhythm printed are different. Don't teach grandma to suck eggs.------------------
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