Virtual convention

Dennis K · Post by **Dennis K** » Thu Jan 11, 2001 4:41 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by damonk13:
still strugglin'*moan*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Sigh.
*Leaves Annamae at booth then walks over to Damonk13 and helps him back in, removing said Lawn Jart*------------------
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John T · Post by **John T** » Thu Jan 11, 2001 4:54 am

*shoves said lawn jart into Dennis, kicks him out a window, and goes to chug some Dr. Pepper with Pauly.*Ah, that's the good stuff.*gives some to Damonk. His jart wound heals.*Wow, it really is just what the doctor ordered!------------------
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Zapjones · Post by **Zapjones** » Thu Jan 11, 2001 5:04 am

still defecating------------------
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PDI · Post by **PDI** » Thu Jan 11, 2001 5:51 am

...after all these years! 
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John T · Post by **John T** » Thu Jan 11, 2001 5:57 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by NotoriousMEQ:
*meaghan jumps up on her table and proceeds to shake her booty until every visitor has clicked on her link!*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>My, now *that's* hauntingly familiar. I still think you can shake your booty better than Pauly.------------------
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"I mean, he's become like the Godfather
of the Space or something!" ~ Damonk, FRAMED!!!

SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Thu Jan 11, 2001 6:04 am

You guys and you're toys and women and Dr. Pepper.
I tell you what, I want some good old Kraft Dinner.
Yum!
And don't make me dance, 'cuz I'll get up on Meaghan's table!------------------
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Screwball McGoo [gDC] · Thu Jan 11, 2001 7:28 am

If you ask me, which you didn't, the solution is simple, which it isn't. We of floor two simply combine zapjone's pooing powers with lawn jarts and Dr. Pepper. I, scooping up the lawn jarts and running, open up several cans of Dr. Pepper. zapjones craps from the second floor onto the Dr. Pepper. Pauly, without his beverage most precious goes crazy. I love the smell of friendly jart fire in the morning.How exactly do you hold a jart while running? Is it like scissors?------------------
I get the feeling Festivus is edging out Kwanzaa. Versus 2 at<A HREF="http://nerdz.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank> NERDZ</A>.

Dennis K · Post by **Dennis K** » Thu Jan 11, 2001 8:43 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by John T:
*shoves said lawn jart into Dennis, kicks him out a window, and goes to chug some Dr. Pepper with Pauly. Gives some to Damonk. His jart wound heals.*
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>*Lands outside unharmed (it's the first floor for cripes sake) and walks back inside. Heads directly for the Sporkman booth where he then takes the lawn jart out of torso and hucks it at John pinning him to the wall. Then grabs a Dr. Pepper and drinks it, healing his wound*God, you're a jackass online aren't ya John?*Grabs all of John's Dr. Pepper and heads back to the Fanboy Otaku Gamers Club booth, decides to offer some to Meaghan (who's been dancing for god knows how long)and begins preparing for the onslaught of the Sporkman booth*------------------
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Napoleon · Post by **Napoleon** » Thu Jan 11, 2001 9:26 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Dennis K:
 *Lands outside unharmed (it's the first floor for cripes sake[...]
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Oh, believe me, when the defenestrator is determined enough, what floor you're on has little, if anything, to do with it.*picks up a jart and munches on it thoughtfully*

NotoriousMEQ · Post by **NotoriousMEQ** » Thu Jan 11, 2001 9:39 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Dennis K:
 *Grabs all of John's Dr. Pepper and heads back to the Fanboy Otaku Gamers Club booth, decides to offer some to Meaghan (who's been dancing for god knows how long)and begins preparing for the onslaught of the Sporkman booth*
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>YAY!! The dr.peppery goodness is MINE! MINE! Mwah ha ha ha!*stops dancing and goes back to plotting how to take over the world... which somehow involves dancing and dr. pepper, i assure you!*
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Erin · Post by **Erin** » Thu Jan 11, 2001 9:43 am

*sets out a tray of little lawn-jart shaped hors'd'ouvres made of little sausage links and parsley, along with a little tray of toothpicks to pick them up with* I am determined to attract people to my table with FOOD! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">Oh... and the toothpicks are NOT to be used as weapons, people. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/eek.gif">Erin------------------
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Dennis K · Post by **Dennis K** » Thu Jan 11, 2001 9:44 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Napoleon:
Oh, believe me, when the defenestrator is determined enough, what floor you're on has little, if anything, to do with it.
B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>But John wasn't exactly packing a defenestrator was he, he just kicked me. Which is why I just pinnned him to the wall. (Granted the jart went "through" him but...)
This convention has just gotten too violent if you ask me... <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">
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Napoleon · Post by **Napoleon** » Thu Jan 11, 2001 10:08 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Erin:

Oh... and the toothpicks are NOT to be used as weapons, people. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/eek.gif">
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Aww...
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Dennis K:

This convention has just gotten too violent if you ask me... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>That's possible?

NotoriousMEQ · Post by **NotoriousMEQ** » Thu Jan 11, 2001 10:21 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by John T:
 My, now *that's* hauntingly familiar. I still think you can shake your booty better than Pauly.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Hmm. yes. Can only come up with one cool idea for the night. ^^And i don't know about that... Pauly's got some phat moves, man. 'specially after all that dr.pepper... ^_~------------------
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Rtist54 · Post by **Rtist54** » Fri Jan 12, 2001 1:02 am

I got something special for my Dr. Pepper supplier. Hopefully it'll be up tonight.Pauly------------------
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John T · Post by **John T** » Fri Jan 12, 2001 1:18 am

Yeah! Take that new scanner for all it's worth, Pauly!------------------
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"I mean, he's become like the Godfather
of the Space or something!" ~ Damonk, FRAMED!!!

Screwball McGoo [gDC] · Fri Jan 12, 2001 1:35 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by rtist54:
my Dr. Pepper supplier<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>You mean you don't just buy it in a store?------------------
I get the feeling Festivus is edging out Kwanzaa. Versus 2 at<A HREF="http://nerdz.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank> NERDZ</A>.

Screwball McGoo [gDC] · Fri Jan 12, 2001 1:35 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by rtist54:
my Dr. Pepper supplier<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>You mean you don't just buy it in a store?------------------
I get the feeling Festivus is edging out Kwanzaa. Versus 2 at<A HREF="http://nerdz.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank> NERDZ</A>.

SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Fri Jan 12, 2001 1:50 am

It must be the new "underground" Dr. Pepper.
And WALKiN' happens to be like a band or magazine or something, in Japan. I'm going to look into that. And get a picture of myself up.
With my own booth ba.... Okay, probably not.
Good think those Lawn Jarts don't come to the back aisle.------------------
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One Blond,
and a lack of Big Robot Ants
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Zapjones · Post by **Zapjones** » Fri Jan 12, 2001 1:57 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by SuperJoe:<H5>Maybe he's just stuck in the bathroom.
I hear they ran out of toilet paper.<H5><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>No, he's just up here pooping thru the hole. (Y'know, I don't think I phrased that right)------------------
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