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Re: God, I feel stupid.

Postby Warren on Fri Jan 10, 2014 8:38 am

Yes. And their sharp, pointy fingers freak me out too.
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Re: God, I feel stupid.

Postby TheGoobla on Fri Jan 10, 2014 1:54 pm

VeryCuddlyCornpone wrote:
TheGoobla wrote:Oh my god you're gullible.

Women don't have hair on their feet what a load of bollocks who told you this.

In fact women don't even have feet that's just basic human biology 101. For humans.

In fact women don't even exist. They're a practical joke we started playing on you that's been going on for so long we're not sure how to tell you and we just feel kind of embarrassed for you at this point.

You credulous buffoon.

You're like a comet that only flings through our solar system every pillion


What sort of unit of time is a pillion?
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Re: God, I feel stupid.

Postby MariaAndMichelle on Fri Jan 10, 2014 5:57 pm

VeryCuddlyCornpone wrote:
Warren wrote:I was more disturbed by girls being bumpy in odd places.

Like the knee
Boys just don't understand how sexy knees are.


Also, Goob wrote:What sort of unit of time is a pillion?
Obviously, it is the time between your visits. You don't score well in reading comprehension, do you?
You're just jealous because you can't get away with speaking in the third person...

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Re: God, I feel stupid.

Postby Warren on Mon Jan 13, 2014 7:14 pm

MariaAndMichelle wrote:Boys just don't understand how sexy knees are.

Apparently you have no idea what I do for work.
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Re: God, I feel stupid.

Postby VeryCuddlyCornpone on Tue Jan 14, 2014 11:45 am

Warren wrote:
MariaAndMichelle wrote:Boys just don't understand how sexy knees are.

Apparently you have no idea what I do for work.

spider surgeon? :(
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Re: God, I feel stupid.

Postby IVstudios on Tue Jan 14, 2014 2:31 pm

Orthopedic gigolo.
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Re: God, I feel stupid.

Postby VeryCuddlyCornpone on Tue Jan 14, 2014 2:50 pm

IVstudios wrote:Orthopedic gigolo.

arthritic gigolo

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Re: God, I feel stupid.

Postby Warren on Tue Jan 14, 2014 7:02 pm

VeryCuddlyCornpone wrote:
IVstudios wrote:Orthopedic gigolo.

arthritic gigolo

:(

If only.... although arthritic could be kind of accurate.

No, among my duties are making sure people aren't looking at porn.

Especially *foot porn*.
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Re: God, I feel stupid.

Postby RobboAKAscooby on Tue Jan 14, 2014 11:24 pm

Warren wrote:No, among my duties are making sure people aren't looking at porn.

Especially *foot porn*.
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Belgian prison guard? (I hear they're really into feet over there)
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Re: God, I feel stupid.

Postby Dr Legostar on Wed Jan 15, 2014 3:56 am

It's funny, just recently, on the topic of women's shaving habits my wife came up with a joke that needed to go into the comic.

http://www.legostargalactica.net/2014/01/05/01052014/

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Re: God, I feel stupid.

Postby VeryCuddlyCornpone on Wed Jan 15, 2014 5:59 pm

Now I feel stupid

I was just on the phone with the church where we're having my grandfather's funeral. I was leaving a voicemail to let them know which hymns and psalm we wanted and before I could say any of those facts, I couldn't speak or inhale much and started coughing violently, like, it felt like there was a toenail clipping in my throat or something. I apologized and had to hang up mid-message :( I drank some water and waited a few minutes and then called back, just keeping my voice very gentle though I could feel it ticking up again, but at least time I got the whole message out. This poor dude is gonna have the grossest message on his voicemail :(

And now I"m scared it's going to happen while I'm doing one of the funeral readings.....
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Re: God, I feel stupid.

Postby RobboAKAscooby on Wed Jan 15, 2014 11:48 pm

VeryCuddlyCornpone wrote:Now I feel stupid

I was just on the phone with the church where we're having my grandfather's funeral. I was leaving a voicemail to let them know which hymns and psalm we wanted and before I could say any of those facts, I couldn't speak or inhale much and started coughing violently, like, it felt like there was a toenail clipping in my throat or something. I apologized and had to hang up mid-message :( I drank some water and waited a few minutes and then called back, just keeping my voice very gentle though I could feel it ticking up again, but at least time I got the whole message out. This poor dude is gonna have the grossest message on his voicemail :(

And now I"m scared it's going to happen while I'm doing one of the funeral readings.....


There is NOTHING to feel stupid about here Cuddly, don't you worry about it.
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Re: God, I feel stupid.

Postby McDuffies on Thu Jan 16, 2014 4:27 am

Now if you were just breathing deeply instead of coughing, that could be a little problematic.
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Re: God, I feel stupid.

Postby Warren on Thu Jan 16, 2014 12:42 pm

You'll be fine, Cuddly.

*happy thoughts*
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Re: God, I feel stupid.

Postby djracodex on Thu Jan 16, 2014 3:23 pm

RobboAKAscooby wrote:
VeryCuddlyCornpone wrote:Now I feel stupid

I was just on the phone with the church where we're having my grandfather's funeral. I was leaving a voicemail to let them know which hymns and psalm we wanted and before I could say any of those facts, I couldn't speak or inhale much and started coughing violently, like, it felt like there was a toenail clipping in my throat or something. I apologized and had to hang up mid-message :( I drank some water and waited a few minutes and then called back, just keeping my voice very gentle though I could feel it ticking up again, but at least time I got the whole message out. This poor dude is gonna have the grossest message on his voicemail :(

And now I"m scared it's going to happen while I'm doing one of the funeral readings.....


There is NOTHING to feel stupid about here Cuddly, don't you worry about it.


Lots of water, deep breaths, practice, peace
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Re: God, I feel stupid.

Postby djracodex on Thu Jan 16, 2014 6:19 pm

1) I love the origin of this thread
2) I love the replies on this thread
3) I want to say that aside from the 'Live Journal' thread, this is now a place to confess stupid things

So,
I moved half way across the country to be in the most beautiful and liberated part of the USA (Colorado. *In my opinion only), but all my dearest friends are still on the east coast (and Happy, much to my chagrin). Though I love it here, I miss them so much, for their mean jokes, their fearlessness in the face of appearance, and their tough-love (everyone is really fucking nice over here, damn). But, I'm really glad this forum is here. Even though I may not post much, I lurk. Y'all are awesome and goofy and stable (in a locality sense, lol). Thanks for whatever, y'all are great.
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Re: God, I feel stupid.

Postby Dr Legostar on Fri Jan 17, 2014 2:44 am

djracodex wrote:1) I love the origin of this thread
2) I love the replies on this thread
3) I want to say that aside from the 'Live Journal' thread, this is now a place to confess stupid things

So,
I moved half way across the country to be in the most beautiful and liberated part of the USA (Colorado. *In my opinion only), but all my dearest friends are still on the east coast (and Happy, much to my chagrin). Though I love it here, I miss them so much, for their mean jokes, their fearlessness in the face of appearance, and their tough-love (everyone is really fucking nice over here, damn). But, I'm really glad this forum is here. Even though I may not post much, I lurk. Y'all are awesome and goofy and stable (in a locality sense, lol). Thanks for whatever, y'all are great.


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Re: God, I feel stupid.

Postby VeryCuddlyCornpone on Fri Jan 17, 2014 1:17 pm

I'm an east coast!
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Re: God, I feel stupid.

Postby Warren on Fri Jan 17, 2014 3:29 pm

VeryCuddlyCornpone wrote:I'm an east coast!
Mid-Atlantic, yo
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Re: God, I feel stupid.

Postby VeryCuddlyCornpone on Fri Jan 17, 2014 4:25 pm

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