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stop pooping, nerds

Postby VeryCuddlyCornpone on Mon Oct 21, 2013 7:42 pm

u neerds You can't even throw a basketball.
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It's like that movie Speed except with a toilet.

Postby Cope on Tue Oct 22, 2013 12:12 am

But if I stop pooping, I'll die!
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Re: stop pooping, nerds

Postby JSConner800 on Tue Oct 22, 2013 12:35 am

I play center. I don't have to throw the basketball :lol:
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Re: stop pooping, nerds

Postby Sortelli on Tue Oct 22, 2013 9:06 am

you were pooping when you wrote this, weren't you





weren't you
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Re: stop pooping, nerds

Postby IVstudios on Tue Oct 22, 2013 9:29 am

Poop is the worst.
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Re: stop pooping, nerds

Postby VeryCuddlyCornpone on Tue Oct 22, 2013 11:33 am

Sortelli wrote:you were pooping when you wrote this, weren't you





weren't you

i can't poop with the computer anymore because i have to use the desktop monitorr :( i mean i could but it would be xtra xtra gross.

i was probably thinking about needing to poop tho
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Re: stop pooping, nerds

Postby MariaAndMichelle on Tue Oct 22, 2013 12:25 pm

VeryCuddlyCornpone wrote:
Sortelli wrote:you were pooping when you wrote this, weren't you





weren't you

i can't poop with the computer anymore because i have to use the desktop monitorr :( i mean i could but it would be xtra xtra gross.

You just need to build a desk in the bathroom, that's all. We don't think you're dedicated enough to the idea of poo-puting, Poney.
You're just jealous because you can't get away with speaking in the third person...

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Re: stop pooping, nerds

Postby VeryCuddlyCornpone on Tue Oct 22, 2013 12:41 pm

i want to make sure it stays a special treat, a reward, not something that i take for granted. i never want to lose appreciation for laptop poo time
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Re: stop pooping, nerds

Postby McDuffies on Mon Oct 28, 2013 1:11 am

MariaAndMichelle wrote:
VeryCuddlyCornpone wrote:
Sortelli wrote:you were pooping when you wrote this, weren't you





weren't you

i can't poop with the computer anymore because i have to use the desktop monitorr :( i mean i could but it would be xtra xtra gross.

You just need to build a desk in the bathroom, that's all. We don't think you're dedicated enough to the idea of poo-puting, Poney.


Or... creative plumbing!
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Re: stop pooping, nerds

Postby Warren on Mon Dec 09, 2013 10:47 am

I once tried to go a full week without pooping. Almost made it, too.


So close....
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Re: stop pooping, nerds

Postby VeryCuddlyCornpone on Sat Dec 14, 2013 5:33 pm

Warren wrote:I once tried to go a full week without pooping. Almost made it, too.


So close....

after three days of not pooping, your body could be holding as much as NINE POUNDS (imperial) of WASTE.

after three days of not pooping your body contains poop that weighs as much as a very very healthy full-term pregnancy newborn.
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Re: stop pooping, nerds

Postby Warren on Mon Dec 16, 2013 11:05 am

To be fair, I only made it 4 or 5 days. And I ate a LOT less back then (I was probably 11 or 12 at the time.) So there was probably significantly less than 9 pounds when I actually did go.
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Re: stop pooping, nerds

Postby MariaAndMichelle on Tue Dec 17, 2013 7:00 am

VeryCuddlyCornpone wrote:
Warren wrote:I once tried to go a full week without pooping. Almost made it, too.


So close....

after three days of not pooping, your body could be holding as much as NINE POUNDS (imperial) of WASTE.

after three days of not pooping your body contains poop that weighs as much as a very very healthy full-term pregnancy newborn.

That is a LOT of poop! D: D:
You're just jealous because you can't get away with speaking in the third person...

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Re: stop pooping, nerds

Postby Warren on Tue Dec 17, 2013 7:47 am

MariaAndMichelle wrote:
VeryCuddlyCornpone wrote:
Warren wrote:I once tried to go a full week without pooping. Almost made it, too.


So close....

after three days of not pooping, your body could be holding as much as NINE POUNDS (imperial) of WASTE.

after three days of not pooping your body contains poop that weighs as much as a very very healthy full-term pregnancy newborn.

That is a LOT of poop! D: D:

I think that's what we refer to as a "two-flusher".
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I say this with love. And hate. Mostly hate.

Postby Cope on Tue Dec 17, 2013 7:55 am

This topic is gross and you should all be ashamed.
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Re: stop pooping, nerds

Postby MariaAndMichelle on Tue Dec 17, 2013 8:02 am

You'd like that, wouldn't you?
You're just jealous because you can't get away with speaking in the third person...

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Re: stop pooping, nerds

Postby Warren on Wed Dec 18, 2013 7:17 am

WE HAVE NO SHAME
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Re: stop pooping, nerds

Postby VeryCuddlyCornpone on Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:41 pm

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Re: stop pooping, nerds

Postby IVstudios on Thu Dec 19, 2013 6:27 pm

You're drunk posting again, aren't you Cuddly?
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Re: stop pooping, nerds

Postby VeryCuddlyCornpone on Thu Dec 19, 2013 6:32 pm

not yet o_o

The wine only begins now

(I don't think I could have managed such beautiful formatting under the influence)

I wonder how many times I didn't drunk post but people thought I did, and how many times I did, and people thought I didn't.
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