CAH! New round!

[Laemkral]

Time for more Cards Against Humanity! For those not familiar, please see: viewtopic.php?f=4&t=107978

The rules haven't changed, each player has ten cards and will play one of them to fill in the blank or answer the question. One player will abstain and be that round's judge, known as "The Card Czar". Players will PM their answers to me, then I will post them here for the judging. Then, I will PM out the next cards and post the next question AND SO ON!

Sign ups are starting now and will close in 48 hours! CLOSED!!!

1. IVstudios
2. McDuffies
3. VeryCuddlyCornpone
4. LibertyCabbage
5. Warren
6. Robotthepirate
7. Bustertheclown
8. Phact0rri

[IVstudios]

I'll play again.

[McDuffies]

i am ready to embark again on an epic quest of winning a point.

[VeryCuddlyCornpone]

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[LibertyCabbage]

Definitely in!

[Warren]

I'm in. It will give me a reason to check this forum while I'm at work.

[robotthepirate]

I am amazing at this game as it has nothing to do with luck. I don't even feel the need to play again. I have proven my amazingness

Oh, wait, I lost the tiebreak... That was merely bad luck. Still I feel the need to defend my amazingness. BRING IT!

[This post is not endorsed by Robot The Pirate]

[McDuffies]

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*next day, Cuddle's accound has dissapeared from the face of the earth*

[Bustertheclown]

I'm terrible at this game and it makes me sad. Also, I used all of my remaining cards to write four haiku poems in the final round, and they all (mostly) made sense! I'm proud of that, so I'm posting them now in this new thread.

The Übermensch (is)
Being a dick to children
Have some more kugel.

Sobbing into a
Hungry-Man Frozen Dinner
Tweeting Impotence.

Loose lips, fear itself,
Ghosts winking at old people
(It's) a brain tumor

An honest cop with
nothing left to lose (falling)
(through) the glass ceiling.

[robotthepirate]

hello this is nice forum very good interesting topic please read uggbootpornblog

*next day, Cuddle's accound has dissapeared from the face of the earth*

Ha! No more Cartoon Hero for her!

[McDuffies]

I'm terrible at this game and it makes me sad.

Doesn't stop me, I desire to be terrible some more.

[VeryCuddlyCornpone]

Buster, those are terrific

[Phact0rri]

I will re-sign up

[Laemkral]

Alright, I'll deal out the initial deal and post the first question tomorrow!

[Laemkral]

The cards are dealt, the question is asked, and IVstudios will be the first Card Czar for our first fill-in the blank:

It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with ____________.

Remember, participants...you have 24 hours to respond via PM!

[Laemkral]

Alright!!! It is time!!

It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with the Pope.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with the Force.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with whipping it out.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with half-assed foreplay.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with natural selection.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with not reciprocating oral sex.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with ethnic cleansing.


I mean honestly, KIDS THESE DAYS!!!!

[IVstudios]

"The Pope" made me laugh the hardest. So that one wins.

[Laemkral]

Bustertheclown takes the point!

1. IVstudios
2. McDuffies
3. VeryCuddlyCornpone
4. LibertyCabbage
5. Warren
6. Robotthepirate
7. Bustertheclown-1 point
8. Phact0rri

Now McDuffies will be judging this fill in the blank: A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without ___________.

[Laemkral]

A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without a bleached asshole.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without douchebags on their iPhones.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without Heath Ledger.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without raptor attacks.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without Oompa-Loompas.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without a clandestine butt scratch.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without roofies.

Such a wonderful bevy of choices, but how does McDuffies have HIS romantic dinners?

[VeryCuddlyCornpone]

ewww