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Re: Let's talk about sex, baby

PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 9:00 pm
by Ahaugen
I was watching this show on HBO and it had some hipster couple was copulating ... it was the awkwardest sex I had ever seen ... like a teenager's first time in the back of a 2-door Civic

Re: Let's talk about sex, baby

PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 9:04 pm
by MariaAndMichelle
VeryCuddlyCornpone wrote:
Terotrous wrote:"For me, socks are like sex - tons of it about and I never seem to get any".


(This quote does not accurately describe my life - I have plenty of socks).

My sex is all kept in a drawer, a few of it is missing pairs, I only wear ones that I can pull up past my ankles, and I'm particular about making sure it goes on the correct foot. This sounds incredibly painful.

We share ours.

Re: Let's talk about sex, baby

PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 9:05 pm
by VeryCuddlyCornpone
Terotrous wrote:There's a certain art to stopping your metaphor before it just gets weird.

but i like stretching metaphors

like socks

ooooo-ho

Ahaugen wrote:I was watching this show on HBO and it had some hipster couple was copulating ... it was the awkwardest sex I had ever seen ... like a teenager's first time in the back of a 2-door Civic


you're making me think of that show on the whateverthefuck channel, My Strange Addiction. there was this episode about a guy that's in a committed relationship with his car, they kept cutting back to the same shot of him lying underneath it and like mackin on the bumper, it was cray

MariaAndMichelle wrote:We share ours.

That takes the metaphor back to adorable :shucks:

Re: Let's talk about sex, baby

PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 9:11 pm
by MariaAndMichelle
Or downright naughty. XD XD

Re: Let's talk about sex, baby

PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 9:23 pm
by VeryCuddlyCornpone
MariaAndMichelle wrote:Or downright naughty. XD XD

why not both

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Re: Let's talk about sex, baby

PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 12:07 am
by Toxic
Ahaugen wrote:I was watching this show on HBO and it had some hipster couple was copulating ... it was the awkwardest sex I had ever seen ... like a teenager's first time in the back of a 2-door Civic


I'm pretty sure what you saw was Real Sex. It airs late at night on HBO sometimes and usually has some pretty risque segments. I saw this one episode about anatomically correct sex dolls and the girls hosting the segment gave a very thorough ...ahem... demonstration.

Re: Let's talk about sex, baby

PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 1:07 am
by Phact0rri
Real Sex has had some cool episodes. Mainly the ones where they explore unusual kinks. Some are so badly researched they are hilarious. And some are so badly filmed they are hilarious. Though I didn't know this show was still on.

Re: Let's talk about sex, baby

PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:52 am
by McDuffies
It's like Sex and the City meets Rugrats! It'll b ea huge hit, widespread demographic apeal

Yes, sex and the city angle for younger children, and babies angle for older crowd!

VeryCuddlyCornpone wrote:My sex is all kept in a drawer, a few of it is missing pairs, I only wear ones that I can pull up past my ankles, and I'm particular about making sure it goes on the correct foot. This sounds incredibly painful.

My sex all have holes in it.

Re: Let's talk about sex, baby

PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:28 pm
by Laemkral
I have more sex than I know what to do with. I have Army sex that's been sitting unopened since 2009. I just keep using the same sex until they wear out.

Re: Let's talk about sex, baby

PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:33 pm
by IVstudios
Socks are a bit to short.

Re: Let's talk about sex, baby

PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 8:16 pm
by MariaAndMichelle
McDuffies wrote:My sex all have holes in it.

Some would argue they're better that way.

Re: Let's talk about sex, baby

PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 8:53 am
by Phact0rri
Wait are we talking about socks now? I like the ones with little toes in them that fit like feet gloves.

Re: Let's talk about sex, baby

PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:17 am
by McDuffies
Phact0rri wrote:Wait are we talking about sex now? I like the ones with little toes in them that fit like feet gloves.

You perv.

Re: Let's talk about sex, baby

PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:21 am
by VeryCuddlyCornpone
Phact0rri wrote:Wait are we talking about socks now? I like the ones with little toes in them that fit like feet gloves.


My bf has shoes like that. Yes, he does wear them, and yes I do still associate with him while he does XD

Re: Let's talk about sex, baby

PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 1:51 pm
by Phact0rri
VeryCuddlyCornpone wrote:
Phact0rri wrote:Wait are we talking about socks now? I like the ones with little toes in them that fit like feet gloves.


My bf has shoes like that. Yes, he does wear them, and yes I do still associate with him while he does XD


Does he also always smell of Patchouli, favors tie-dyes, and listen to an unacceptable amount of The Grateful Dead?

Re: Let's talk about sex, baby

PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 3:38 pm
by VeryCuddlyCornpone
Phact0rri wrote:
VeryCuddlyCornpone wrote:
Phact0rri wrote:Wait are we talking about socks now? I like the ones with little toes in them that fit like feet gloves.


My bf has shoes like that. Yes, he does wear them, and yes I do still associate with him while he does XD


Does he also always smell of Patchouli, favors tie-dyes, and listen to an unacceptable amount of The Grateful Dead?

No, cuz then I wouldn't still associate with him.

:P

Re: Let's talk about sex, baby

PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 5:30 pm
by McDuffies
Still he must be mighty handy to pick something up when you drop it on the ground and you both simultaneously have backache.

Re: Let's talk about sex, baby

PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:11 pm
by VeryCuddlyCornpone
McDuffies wrote:Still he must be mighty handy to pick something up when you drop it on the ground and you both simultaneously have backache.

Oddly enough, I'm the one with the dexterous toes. Quite a few times I've underestimated my toe strength and pinched someone with them and caused the person a surprising amount of pain. I think it's cuz when I grew up we weren't allowed to wear shoes in the house, so I was barefoot most hours and developed more toe coordination.

THE MORE YOU KNOW

also
McDuffies wrote:handy


more like footy

eh?

eh?

Re: Let's talk about sex, baby

PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 7:49 am
by Phact0rri
That leaves the other thought in my head for people that wear those sandal socks. But depending on where you live I might be a little frightened. then again the hipsters got out of the north eastern US and took over Silverlake here. so anything is possible.

Re: Let's talk about sex, baby

PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 1:21 pm
by McDuffies
VeryCuddlyCornpone wrote:
McDuffies wrote:Still he must be mighty handy to pick something up when you drop it on the ground and you both simultaneously have backache.

Oddly enough, I'm the one with the dexterous toes. Quite a few times I've underestimated my toe strength and pinched someone with them and caused the person a surprising amount of pain. I think it's cuz when I grew up we weren't allowed to wear shoes in the house, so I was barefoot most hours and developed more toe coordination.

So, stay away from devilish feet.