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Let's talk about sex, baby

Postby Toxic on Mon Apr 16, 2012 3:12 am

I just realized today we never engage in any Sex and the City-style cheeky R-rated discussions about relationships and what-not.

So, what's new in sex? Other than most of us not having any?
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Re: Let's talk about sex, baby

Postby IVstudios on Mon Apr 16, 2012 4:55 am

I hear Swedish scientists are working on a new way of having sex that involves the wrist and 3 small gelatin molds. It's still in the testing phase but it looks promising.
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Postby Cope on Mon Apr 16, 2012 5:00 am

Sex gives you cooties.
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Re: Let's talk about sex, baby

Postby McDuffies on Mon Apr 16, 2012 6:10 am

I can keep it up for hours and hours!
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Re: Let's talk about sex, baby

Postby Phact0rri on Mon Apr 16, 2012 7:37 am

Do we really want to have this conversation? I mean Less is sometimes more, ya know?
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Re: Let's talk about sex, baby

Postby McDuffies on Mon Apr 16, 2012 10:47 am

what else is there to do on internet.
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Re: Let's talk about sex, baby

Postby Phact0rri on Mon Apr 16, 2012 11:40 am

Actually look at sex, I think is the most obvious of choices.
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Re: Let's talk about sex, baby

Postby Laemkral on Mon Apr 16, 2012 1:43 pm

You say this like we can't do both. Some of us have widescreen monitors or more than one monitor and are quite capable of multi-tasking. Or type really fast with one hand.
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Re: Let's talk about sex, baby

Postby McDuffies on Mon Apr 16, 2012 5:14 pm

or more than one monitor

Threesome.
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Re: Let's talk about sex, baby

Postby feelgood682 on Tue Apr 17, 2012 2:37 am

Sex is meditation
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Re: Let's talk about sex, baby

Postby Toxic on Tue Apr 17, 2012 3:42 am

McDuffies, I demand that you share with us intimate details of your love life!
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Re: Let's talk about sex, baby

Postby McDuffies on Tue Apr 17, 2012 8:47 am

Why you cheeky, wouldn't you like to know.
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Re: Let's talk about sex, baby

Postby Phact0rri on Tue Apr 17, 2012 8:52 am

it isn't like we can't watch it on the internet.
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Re: Let's talk about sex, baby

Postby VeryCuddlyCornpone on Tue Apr 17, 2012 11:40 am

I know! Let's all make a comic together and call it the Sex Babies!

It's like Sex and the City meets Rugrats! It'll b ea huge hit, widespread demographic apeal
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Re: Let's talk about sex, baby

Postby Ti-Phil on Tue Apr 17, 2012 11:55 am

Uh..wasn't that what the "Bratz" toys tried to do?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTw1bz1Mveo

Why do I remember horrible commercial >_<
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Re: Let's talk about sex, baby

Postby VeryCuddlyCornpone on Tue Apr 17, 2012 12:51 pm

Ti-Phil wrote:Why do I remember horrible commercial >_<

Because it's a really good representative of the things that are wrong with toys aimed at young girls.

Huh- you know, in the version of the ad I remember, they pronounced the word "babyz" with a weird drawl on the "a" that made it sound like "boobies" instead. I wonder if this is a different version or if I just remember it wrong or never heard it right.
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Re: Let's talk about sex, baby

Postby Humbug on Tue Apr 17, 2012 3:26 pm

Sex, is icky. Don;t touch me! *Runs screaming for the hills*
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Re: Let's talk about sex, baby

Postby Terotrous on Tue Apr 17, 2012 8:33 pm

"For me, socks are like sex - tons of it about and I never seem to get any".


(This quote does not accurately describe my life - I have plenty of socks).
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Re: Let's talk about sex, baby

Postby VeryCuddlyCornpone on Tue Apr 17, 2012 8:50 pm

Terotrous wrote:"For me, socks are like sex - tons of it about and I never seem to get any".


(This quote does not accurately describe my life - I have plenty of socks).

My sex is all kept in a drawer, a few of it is missing pairs, I only wear ones that I can pull up past my ankles, and I'm particular about making sure it goes on the correct foot. This sounds incredibly painful.
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Re: Let's talk about sex, baby

Postby Terotrous on Tue Apr 17, 2012 8:58 pm

There's a certain art to stopping your metaphor before it just gets weird.
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